Lucy
@mycoffinhaswifi.bsky.social
Cheerfully peering into the abyss
Godawful poetry available here: https://open.substack.com/pub/nocheeseplease
Godawful poetry available here: https://open.substack.com/pub/nocheeseplease
I've very seriously applied for an assignment extension. I cannot be expected to focus on education philosophy for early childhood before Tuesday.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've very seriously applied for an assignment extension. I cannot be expected to focus on education philosophy for early childhood before Tuesday.
Bloody gorgeous though. Look at her!
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Bloody gorgeous though. Look at her!
My partner supports women's rights and wrongs.
October 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My partner supports women's rights and wrongs.
I'm all about 30-something baby girls falling in love with the Ron Swanson's of this world. 10 out of 10 recommend.
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'm all about 30-something baby girls falling in love with the Ron Swanson's of this world. 10 out of 10 recommend.
It's only autism if it comes from the French online supermarket. Otherwise, it's just sparkling misfit.
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It's only autism if it comes from the French online supermarket. Otherwise, it's just sparkling misfit.
Great, now I have to do a history of Norwegian black metal.
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Great, now I have to do a history of Norwegian black metal.
Showing this book to a philosopher will give you the same thrill as telling a woman her engagement ring is 'cute'.
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Showing this book to a philosopher will give you the same thrill as telling a woman her engagement ring is 'cute'.
I am so grateful to have a man who understands the importance of being the suburban street alpha.
August 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I am so grateful to have a man who understands the importance of being the suburban street alpha.
David Stratton: 5 stars. R.I.P
August 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
David Stratton: 5 stars. R.I.P
Ahh, yes, the third stage of grief, bargaining.
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Ahh, yes, the third stage of grief, bargaining.
I bring a 'will give you diabetes' vibe to the family gathering, which no one's pancreas appreciates.
August 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I bring a 'will give you diabetes' vibe to the family gathering, which no one's pancreas appreciates.
Coalition of the willing in 3..2..1.
July 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Coalition of the willing in 3..2..1.
BlueSky in a nutshell.
July 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
BlueSky in a nutshell.
Sorry for not being a poor.
June 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sorry for not being a poor.
The wee baby Thomas is participating in the MS read-a-thon. Please donate if you can: www.msreadathon.org.au/fundraisers/...
June 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The wee baby Thomas is participating in the MS read-a-thon. Please donate if you can: www.msreadathon.org.au/fundraisers/...
We did it, well mostly me, I'm the dumbass that had to walk it. But thank you to everyone who donated.
May 31, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We did it, well mostly me, I'm the dumbass that had to walk it. But thank you to everyone who donated.
BRB have a Simon Le Boner. It's only polite to finish him off.
May 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
BRB have a Simon Le Boner. It's only polite to finish him off.
Semi-retired bat girl. But have a selfie, they're a rare occurrence nowadays, as is me wearing eye make-up.
May 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Semi-retired bat girl. But have a selfie, they're a rare occurrence nowadays, as is me wearing eye make-up.
The most important day of the year is here. Enjoy the next four months my pretties. The happy season is here!
April 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The most important day of the year is here. Enjoy the next four months my pretties. The happy season is here!