Spork-Shaped Human
@mxthespork.bsky.social
they/them, local spork, Bearcat enjoyer, in Moorhead, MN
NewYorkCity, pronounced like Megamind's Metrocity
Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old democratic socialist whose meteoric rise captivated NewYorkCity, beat out former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo to become city's next mayor, NBC News projects.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
NewYorkCity, pronounced like Megamind's Metrocity
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
@sickoscommittee.org 2-0 game headed into the 4th quarter: www.ncaa.com/game/6460930...
Southwest Minn. St. vs Jamestown DII Football Game Summary - September 13th, 2025 | NCAA.com
Live scores from the Southwest Minn. St. and Jamestown DII Football game, including box scores, individual and team statistics and play-by-play.
www.ncaa.com
September 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@sickoscommittee.org 2-0 game headed into the 4th quarter: www.ncaa.com/game/6460930...
@sickoscommittee.org the local baseball team gave away a big prize to its 5 millionth attendee
...who just happened to be the parent of the opposing team's starting catcher
www.inforum.com/sports/pro/r...
...who just happened to be the parent of the opposing team's starting catcher
www.inforum.com/sports/pro/r...
RedHawks draw 5 millionth fan, the parent of Sioux Falls Canaries catcher
Jeremy Dirksen, and wife Ali, became part of F-M franchise lore Sunday as the American Association baseball club hit an attendance milestone.
www.inforum.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@sickoscommittee.org the local baseball team gave away a big prize to its 5 millionth attendee
...who just happened to be the parent of the opposing team's starting catcher
www.inforum.com/sports/pro/r...
...who just happened to be the parent of the opposing team's starting catcher
www.inforum.com/sports/pro/r...
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hey who wants to see the worlds most sinister hotel sink
July 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
hey who wants to see the worlds most sinister hotel sink
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AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
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YOU. POKEMON ARTIST. OR whoever!
SHOW ME YOUR POKEMON ART!
✨️ Share your art and introduce yourself
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SHOW ME YOUR POKEMON ART!
✨️ Share your art and introduce yourself
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💞 Share the love
April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
YOU. POKEMON ARTIST. OR whoever!
SHOW ME YOUR POKEMON ART!
✨️ Share your art and introduce yourself
✨️ Like and repost
💞 Share the love
SHOW ME YOUR POKEMON ART!
✨️ Share your art and introduce yourself
✨️ Like and repost
💞 Share the love
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Nothing to be scared of here in political terms. One of the least popular presidents is now even less popular than he was in his first term. People need to come out from under rocks.
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Nothing to be scared of here in political terms. One of the least popular presidents is now even less popular than he was in his first term. People need to come out from under rocks.
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Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
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DOGE is a criminal conspiracy to defraud the people of the United States
Oh dear you’re going to want to read this. Looks like DOGErs were caught exfiltrating NLRB data, likely on unions, for private (seemingly Elony) use. This is must read. What we’ve all suspected. But now details. www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...
A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data
A whistleblower tells Congress and NPR that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data and hid its tracks. "None of that ... information should ever leave the agency," said a former NLRB official.
www.npr.org
April 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
DOGE is a criminal conspiracy to defraud the people of the United States
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If the government’s position is that being trafficked to El Salvador by Donald Trump and Stephen Miller amounts to a final and irreversible deprivation of all rights, then it seems to me every federal court has a duty to permanently enjoin the practice as soon as it possibly can.
April 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If the government’s position is that being trafficked to El Salvador by Donald Trump and Stephen Miller amounts to a final and irreversible deprivation of all rights, then it seems to me every federal court has a duty to permanently enjoin the practice as soon as it possibly can.
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Today's cartoon- Sacrifices to the god of hypocrisy
April 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Today's cartoon- Sacrifices to the god of hypocrisy
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We picked a helluva week to get married.
April 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We picked a helluva week to get married.
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I can't believe we're expected to work under these conditions
October 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I can't believe we're expected to work under these conditions
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An extremely important point about these protests: it’s General Conference weekend for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Downtown is already busy for these weekends, and tons of the state is exclusively tuned into that. Having this protest, this big, at the same time, is incredible.
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
An extremely important point about these protests: it’s General Conference weekend for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Downtown is already busy for these weekends, and tons of the state is exclusively tuned into that. Having this protest, this big, at the same time, is incredible.
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I like paying taxes. Genuinely. Not grudgingly. I can’t pave a road, I can’t build and staff a hospital. $200 in my pocket won’t pay for my kid’s daycare but if we all pool our money it might. I really wish someone on the left would be brave enough to be like, “Taxes are good, actually.”
April 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I like paying taxes. Genuinely. Not grudgingly. I can’t pave a road, I can’t build and staff a hospital. $200 in my pocket won’t pay for my kid’s daycare but if we all pool our money it might. I really wish someone on the left would be brave enough to be like, “Taxes are good, actually.”
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30 years ago a professor explained tariffs to me as “economic sanctions a country puts on itself” and that stuck with me.
April 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
30 years ago a professor explained tariffs to me as “economic sanctions a country puts on itself” and that stuck with me.
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Btw, that means in the last 24 hours we've had:
-Cory Booker going for a record in holding the floor
-Ruben Gallego putting a hold on VA nominees over cuts to veterans care
-Adam Schiff putting a hold on Ed Martin's nomination for DC US attorney over... a lot
That's a genuinely good start.
-Cory Booker going for a record in holding the floor
-Ruben Gallego putting a hold on VA nominees over cuts to veterans care
-Adam Schiff putting a hold on Ed Martin's nomination for DC US attorney over... a lot
That's a genuinely good start.
April 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Btw, that means in the last 24 hours we've had:
-Cory Booker going for a record in holding the floor
-Ruben Gallego putting a hold on VA nominees over cuts to veterans care
-Adam Schiff putting a hold on Ed Martin's nomination for DC US attorney over... a lot
That's a genuinely good start.
-Cory Booker going for a record in holding the floor
-Ruben Gallego putting a hold on VA nominees over cuts to veterans care
-Adam Schiff putting a hold on Ed Martin's nomination for DC US attorney over... a lot
That's a genuinely good start.
@governorwalz.mn.gov Given our local rep in Moorhead called protesters against Trump's psychopathy "garbage," I think a lot of people out this way would be happy to have a counter-programming town hall. Fischbach sure as hell won't do anything to benefit our area.
March 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@governorwalz.mn.gov Given our local rep in Moorhead called protesters against Trump's psychopathy "garbage," I think a lot of people out this way would be happy to have a counter-programming town hall. Fischbach sure as hell won't do anything to benefit our area.