Mx. Dahlia Belle
@mxdahliabelle.bsky.social
🖤🤎🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤍 Stand-up Comedian / Compulsive Thinker / Public Speaker / (depends on pay)
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Please don't take it personally if I don't immediately follow you back. I'm uppity, insular, and discerning.
YOOOOO!!!!! The homie @myqkaplan.bsky.social is dropping a new special to the YouTube this Wednesday. Check it out!
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
YOOOOO!!!!! The homie @myqkaplan.bsky.social is dropping a new special to the YouTube this Wednesday. Check it out!
It's getting darker earlier. So, don't forget to close your blinds, so people don't be looking up in your booty-hole. You gotta beware of booty-hole lurkers filling up booty with the evil eye 👁
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's getting darker earlier. So, don't forget to close your blinds, so people don't be looking up in your booty-hole. You gotta beware of booty-hole lurkers filling up booty with the evil eye 👁
The reason most people are unfamiliar with the distinction between pedophilia and hebephilia is because most people aren't pedophiles.
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The reason most people are unfamiliar with the distinction between pedophilia and hebephilia is because most people aren't pedophiles.
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In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
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It's trending for every polyamory podcast to rap their take on the ranking of humans, dinosaurs, and dogs and this whole thing is a bit derivative and pandering to the algorithm. But, ya know, just incase you were looking for the Amateurs take on the matter (full context in this week's ep):
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's trending for every polyamory podcast to rap their take on the ranking of humans, dinosaurs, and dogs and this whole thing is a bit derivative and pandering to the algorithm. But, ya know, just incase you were looking for the Amateurs take on the matter (full context in this week's ep):
I can never shake the feeling that a bisexual man with a pretty dick and bubble butt would solve 💯% of my problems
*I am ALWAYS accepting applications
*I am ALWAYS accepting applications
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I can never shake the feeling that a bisexual man with a pretty dick and bubble butt would solve 💯% of my problems
*I am ALWAYS accepting applications
*I am ALWAYS accepting applications
You ever stop and think, "Where did I leave that butt plug?" 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
You ever stop and think, "Where did I leave that butt plug?" 🤔
Imma need all these bubble butt gay boys over on Instagram to log off, so I can be more productive 🥵
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Imma need all these bubble butt gay boys over on Instagram to log off, so I can be more productive 🥵
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THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING. LEARN HOW TO SHARE SOCKS... SENSUALLY! FOR FREE. JUST TAKES 1 HOUR WHILE YOU DO DISHES OR WHATEVER. Ok, that's enough. #polyamory #socks #podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing
Podcast Episode · PolyAmateur Hour · 11/04/2025 · 59m
podcasts.apple.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING. LEARN HOW TO SHARE SOCKS... SENSUALLY! FOR FREE. JUST TAKES 1 HOUR WHILE YOU DO DISHES OR WHATEVER. Ok, that's enough. #polyamory #socks #podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
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My friend @daniel.kibblesmith wrote a book!
It’s called “SO YOU’VE BEEN BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER: HOW TO SURVIVE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE” and it looks like this!
Daniel is super funny and smart and great and so is the book so I recommend it!
Enjoy!
It’s called “SO YOU’VE BEEN BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER: HOW TO SURVIVE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE” and it looks like this!
Daniel is super funny and smart and great and so is the book so I recommend it!
Enjoy!
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My friend @daniel.kibblesmith wrote a book!
It’s called “SO YOU’VE BEEN BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER: HOW TO SURVIVE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE” and it looks like this!
Daniel is super funny and smart and great and so is the book so I recommend it!
Enjoy!
It’s called “SO YOU’VE BEEN BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER: HOW TO SURVIVE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE” and it looks like this!
Daniel is super funny and smart and great and so is the book so I recommend it!
Enjoy!
Halloween is our annual reminder of how many of us would likely be taken out by a slutty witch or big dick alien vampire 👻
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Halloween is our annual reminder of how many of us would likely be taken out by a slutty witch or big dick alien vampire 👻
Do you suppose JD Vance ever fanatasizes about Charlie Kirk's neck while fucking Charlie Kirk's wife? 🤔
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Do you suppose JD Vance ever fanatasizes about Charlie Kirk's neck while fucking Charlie Kirk's wife? 🤔
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STOP DROP AND ROLL... with us. The world burns but at least we can have some laughs with @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social while we all choke on some titties. YES YOU HEARD US. Or rather can hear us here: open.spotify.com/episode/54NQ...
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
STOP DROP AND ROLL... with us. The world burns but at least we can have some laughs with @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social while we all choke on some titties. YES YOU HEARD US. Or rather can hear us here: open.spotify.com/episode/54NQ...
My favorite book of the Bible has always been Thisniggahere's 1st Letter to Them Niggas Over There. I always turn to them shits for inspiration 🙏🏿
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My favorite book of the Bible has always been Thisniggahere's 1st Letter to Them Niggas Over There. I always turn to them shits for inspiration 🙏🏿
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These three things are true:
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
These three things are true:
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
1. You should go to the rally.
2. You should practice good opsec just in case—even if you're a bunch of retirees milling about in a parking lot, it's good to practice.
3. You should talk to your neighbors and turn the energy into action that will carry past tomorrow.
My new comedy bio:
Some bitch. Something something Netflix. Jokes and politics. As seen on Piers Morgan. Voice on NPR. A couple podcasts. Fat ass. Mx. Dahlia Belle... cats, drugs, and booty-holes. Pay me.
Some bitch. Something something Netflix. Jokes and politics. As seen on Piers Morgan. Voice on NPR. A couple podcasts. Fat ass. Mx. Dahlia Belle... cats, drugs, and booty-holes. Pay me.
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My new comedy bio:
Some bitch. Something something Netflix. Jokes and politics. As seen on Piers Morgan. Voice on NPR. A couple podcasts. Fat ass. Mx. Dahlia Belle... cats, drugs, and booty-holes. Pay me.
Some bitch. Something something Netflix. Jokes and politics. As seen on Piers Morgan. Voice on NPR. A couple podcasts. Fat ass. Mx. Dahlia Belle... cats, drugs, and booty-holes. Pay me.
I'm exclusively attracted to men secure enough in their masculinity to sustain eye contact while having sex with other men
October 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm exclusively attracted to men secure enough in their masculinity to sustain eye contact while having sex with other men
Just keep fucking butts til everybody's gay 🍑💦
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just keep fucking butts til everybody's gay 🍑💦
If Jesus lives, he's been ghosting us for 2000 years. Maybe take a hint.
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If Jesus lives, he's been ghosting us for 2000 years. Maybe take a hint.
Damn. I'm a transgender antifascist. Where are my terrorism checks? 🤑
October 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Damn. I'm a transgender antifascist. Where are my terrorism checks? 🤑
If your religion doesn't allow for butt sex, you've already lost me. Go talk to somebody else.
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If your religion doesn't allow for butt sex, you've already lost me. Go talk to somebody else.
Haven't heard from Charlie Kirk in a minute? That dude retire or something 😏
October 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Haven't heard from Charlie Kirk in a minute? That dude retire or something 😏
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I had hoped to star in a gangbang for my 40th birthday, but then the pandemic happened and everybody got sad. Next month I turn 44. Who's planning my party?
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I had hoped to star in a gangbang for my 40th birthday, but then the pandemic happened and everybody got sad. Next month I turn 44. Who's planning my party?
Whenever I'm looking at places to move, they always list shit I don't care about, like best schools, lowest property taxes, least crime, blah blah blah
I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women
I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women
October 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Whenever I'm looking at places to move, they always list shit I don't care about, like best schools, lowest property taxes, least crime, blah blah blah
I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women
I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women