Mx. Dahlia Belle
@mxdahliabelle.bsky.social
🖤🤎🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤍 Stand-up Comedian / Compulsive Thinker / Public Speaker / (depends on pay)
YOOOOO!!!!! The homie @myqkaplan.bsky.social is dropping a new special to the YouTube this Wednesday. Check it out!
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
YOOOOO!!!!! The homie @myqkaplan.bsky.social is dropping a new special to the YouTube this Wednesday. Check it out!
If we have to have a dictator, could we at least get a cute one? Even Kim Jung Un's got a baby face, and young Stalin was a smoke show.
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If we have to have a dictator, could we at least get a cute one? Even Kim Jung Un's got a baby face, and young Stalin was a smoke show.
Feline Renaissance
May 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Feline Renaissance
Best relationship of my life
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May 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Best relationship of my life
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Today's extra ambitious cat pose brought to you by Kibibi Kamaria Ngozi 😻
May 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Today's extra ambitious cat pose brought to you by Kibibi Kamaria Ngozi 😻
Sweet baby kitties 😻
April 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sweet baby kitties 😻
Buddy said, "Red, White, and Blueland." I quit 🤦🏿♀️
February 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Buddy said, "Red, White, and Blueland." I quit 🤦🏿♀️
Can you even imagine how offended he would've been by an actual MLK sermon? Especially with Bayard Rustin seated in the front row.
January 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Can you even imagine how offended he would've been by an actual MLK sermon? Especially with Bayard Rustin seated in the front row.
Here's a picture of Kariuki cuddled up with a pile of his favorite stuffies ☺️😻
January 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Here's a picture of Kariuki cuddled up with a pile of his favorite stuffies ☺️😻
TikTok is no longer banned in the U.S. but it's absolutely banned from my phone 🖕🏿
January 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
TikTok is no longer banned in the U.S. but it's absolutely banned from my phone 🖕🏿
Well, yeah. I hear all that, but here's a photo of two kittens cuddling in their sleep on a plush duvet. You ever think about that?
January 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Well, yeah. I hear all that, but here's a photo of two kittens cuddling in their sleep on a plush duvet. You ever think about that?
No offense to your coworkers, but mine's cuter 🥰😻
January 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
No offense to your coworkers, but mine's cuter 🥰😻
OK, but can anyone explain this classic and absolutely precious paw position?
January 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK, but can anyone explain this classic and absolutely precious paw position?
I need to set up my email to automatically reply, "I will never read this email. It's not that I didn't see it or don't want to respond, but my nervous system is shot, and I'll be dissociating until I forget I have this email account. Sorry for the neurodivergence. Here's a picture of my cat."
December 30, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I need to set up my email to automatically reply, "I will never read this email. It's not that I didn't see it or don't want to respond, but my nervous system is shot, and I'll be dissociating until I forget I have this email account. Sorry for the neurodivergence. Here's a picture of my cat."
Maybe I'm crazy (🤫 I'm crazy) but this felted ball of cat hair feels like my greatest artistic achievement. Can't wait til it's big enough to sit on 😻
December 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Maybe I'm crazy (🤫 I'm crazy) but this felted ball of cat hair feels like my greatest artistic achievement. Can't wait til it's big enough to sit on 😻
I can tell you need some cats in your feed. Here are mine:
December 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I can tell you need some cats in your feed. Here are mine:
Infinite love, hugs, laughs, and kisses to the legendary Sir Lance Edward 💋
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Infinite love, hugs, laughs, and kisses to the legendary Sir Lance Edward 💋
Now, that right there's what we call a bitch move 😂 Just take the L, my guy
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Now, that right there's what we call a bitch move 😂 Just take the L, my guy
In case I forgot to mention, I'm actually a stand-up comedian
Brillstein Entertainment Partners
Manager: Rachel Helix
r.helix@bep-la.com
Brillstein Entertainment Partners
Manager: Rachel Helix
r.helix@bep-la.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
In case I forgot to mention, I'm actually a stand-up comedian
Brillstein Entertainment Partners
Manager: Rachel Helix
r.helix@bep-la.com
Brillstein Entertainment Partners
Manager: Rachel Helix
r.helix@bep-la.com
22% of 1% of the population aren't "erasing women."
I can't make anyone accept trans people. I just wish they would express their opposition to our existence in a way consistent with reality.
I can't make anyone accept trans people. I just wish they would express their opposition to our existence in a way consistent with reality.
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
22% of 1% of the population aren't "erasing women."
I can't make anyone accept trans people. I just wish they would express their opposition to our existence in a way consistent with reality.
I can't make anyone accept trans people. I just wish they would express their opposition to our existence in a way consistent with reality.