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PolyAmateur Hour
@polyamateurhour.bsky.social
The polyamory podcast with jokes and songs: We're a variety show for people who love variety. A three-way of comedy, music, and a bare minimum of actionable advice. We put the thicc in ethical non-monogamy. linktr.ee/polyamateurhour 🖖
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This can't happen
Monopolies are bad. Especially in media & entertainment, like WB.

Without varying viewpoints & perspectives, this monopoly will stifle consumers use of critical thinking / deductive reasoning to ascertain what is true & what has value. It will suppress unique ideas/voices.

There's no growth.
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
(Explains why we're always eating candy on the air after we make fun of some Unicorn Hunters)
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong:

1. Rambling tangents
2. Dirty Jokes
3. Quasi-useful advice
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x

1. Making porn
2. Being in a throuple
3. A mysterious third option
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x

1. being amazing
2. being awesome
3. being great
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The reason most people are unfamiliar with the distinction between pedophilia and hebephilia is because most people aren't pedophiles.
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I really wanna interview some polyamorous sex workers/porn creators on the pod Any takers?? It's mostly just a really goofy good time... @rossytv.bsky.social @polypolyoxenfree.me 🤩👀
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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🚨POD ALERT🚨 The gang has finally made it to Star Trek: Picard! Discussing "Remembrance," they tour the vineyard🍇, critique some art🖼️, and try to make synth happen🤖. Plus, does Producer John REALLY know Cameron? Engage! 🖖
185 - Remembrance (Future France & Dog Balls) - Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation
The gang leaves TNG in the past as they form some new memories for Picard's "Remembrance." Picard fanboys out, fights a giant roach, and drowns a couple of dogs. Meanwhile Rob is on top of his game, B...
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November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's trending for every polyamory podcast to rap their take on the ranking of humans, dinosaurs, and dogs and this whole thing is a bit derivative and pandering to the algorithm. But, ya know, just incase you were looking for the Amateurs take on the matter (full context in this week's ep):
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Stay tuned to @polyamateurhour.bsky.social podcast to find out where this was taken…
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bwahaha GRAB IT! We’re here not just for hot polyamorous takes, but also the latest in ad trends… ?
Ummmm, I just listened to the latest episode of @polyamateurhour.bsky.social and had no idea what advertising they were talking about and then I stopped at a red light next to this truck. And now I get it.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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New episode of Green Shirt hits tomorrow! Better get cracking on coming up with an intro for this season!! 😬
a man in a black shirt is looking at a screen with a red background
ALT: a man in a black shirt is looking at a screen with a red background
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November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I’m instituting the title recitation challenge here. Say it 5x fast and tag @polyamateurhour.bsky.social

THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING

THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING

THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING

THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING

THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING
THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING. LEARN HOW TO SHARE SOCKS... SENSUALLY! FOR FREE. JUST TAKES 1 HOUR WHILE YOU DO DISHES OR WHATEVER. Ok, that's enough. #polyamory #socks #podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing
Podcast Episode · PolyAmateur Hour · 11/04/2025 · 59m
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November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
THE ART OF SENSUAL SOCK SHARING. LEARN HOW TO SHARE SOCKS... SENSUALLY! FOR FREE. JUST TAKES 1 HOUR WHILE YOU DO DISHES OR WHATEVER. Ok, that's enough. #polyamory #socks #podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing
Podcast Episode · PolyAmateur Hour · 11/04/2025 · 59m
podcasts.apple.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I never post these here.. why?! Let's start now! Poll time for next week's episode! What should we call it:

1) Have some barbecue?
2) The Art of Sensual Sock Sharing
3) Dr. Phil’s Secret Swinger Lifestyle
4) Hockey Smut!
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What do you mean "might"?! Of course we are!
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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We've got a monster mash-up of Halloween fun sewn together Franken-style with a horror round-table featuring #StarTrek writers Alan B. McElroy and Kathryn Lyn AND our coverage of TOS' "Catspaw" - crawl creepily to your favorite podcast app and listen now!

openpike.com/episode/open...
Open Pike FRIGHT! - Halloween Special 2025 | Open Pike Night
Strange New Worlds writers Alan McElroy and Kathryn Lyn join the OPN crew to discuss all things horror! And enjoy our coverage of the TOS Halloween...
openpike.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@polyamsam.bsky.social I totally forgot, you have a shoutout in today's ep! 😽😽😽
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
STOP DROP AND ROLL... with us. The world burns but at least we can have some laughs with @mxdahliabelle.bsky.social while we all choke on some titties. YES YOU HEARD US. Or rather can hear us here: open.spotify.com/episode/54NQ...
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh dang guys it's JINGLE TIME. We finally uploaded our songs to Sound Cloud so you can listen to your faves on repeat.

soundcloud.com/polyamateur-...
PolyAmateur Hour Jingles
Listen to PolyAmateur Hour Jingles by PolyAmateur Hour #np on #SoundCloud
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October 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you like hot goss, spilled tea, dished dirt you may want to tune today where Laurel accidentally does a full ep Bone To Pick that all started when her ex maybe overstated his proficiency in Polyamory... Also Daniel learns that thing on his dick is just Pardia. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
October 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We said the quiet part out loud. Fully automated luxury gay space communism is the poly agenda. #polyamory #spacecommunism #gay
October 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Don’t worry we found the perfect lube fairy to lead America out of this hellscape! Listen to the ep recorded from the war zone of Portland, OR: open.spotify.com/episode/6o5f...
October 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What the hetero-mono-normative-animal-industrial-complex DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW, on this week's hot-out-of-the-speakers episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
SLUTS IN SPACE. Our long awaited episode where we interview the more than delightful John Billingsley who played the only canonical polyamorous Star Trek character. Turns out he's even more chaotic than the Amateurs.

#startrekenterprise #drphlox #johnbillingsley

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September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Finally some good BREAKING NEWS: BAT BOY SIGHTED IN PORTLAND POLYCULE

Get it while it's hot on today's episode!

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#polyamory #relationships #podcast #batboy #musical #polycule
September 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM