Murasaki Kiwi
murasakikiwi.bsky.social
Murasaki Kiwi
@murasakikiwi.bsky.social
A figment of your imagination living in a country off the map
How can the bloody Pūkeko be a #birdoftheyear contender?
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Here we go! 😬
July 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Why the fuck are you using AI slop as your cover? This is insulting cultural appropriation and exploitation. Do better #aislop #kikorangi
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July 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Oh for a government that posts on here rather than uses large social media teams to post cringe TikToks of Luxfail #nzpol
Having close friends on the other side of the world is now more important than ever. 🇳🇿 & 🇩🇪 share values and interests. Today, Winston Peters and @aussenminister.diplo.de discussed our approach to geostrategic challenges, especially in the Indo-Pacific region.
July 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
48 hrs??
Wonder how long we have to wait to find out the real reason for the unexpected resignation of Tanya Unkovich?
Is anyone fooled by this "she believed she could serve better in the private sector" nonsense?
Not me.
#nzpol
June 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Not just one suburb. Fuck the Mowbrays and their helicopters. No confidence on any of the other feedback for Western Springs being taken into account, money talks #nzpol
Sad day for Cox's Bay as the Mowbray Williams crew get their helicopter flight consent. Monet speaks louder than the views of a suburb it seems. So now the Williams Mowbray clan can fly and next in their sites will be to privatise Western Springs. Good one, Auckland Council.
June 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I took a screenshot

As the bottle drains
And the glass it falls
When the music starts
And the flags they gall
Wanker me, wanker me
Wanker me, wanker me
I will drink up all your beers for free,
Wanker me, wanker me
and I'll shout a lot of racist scree,
Wanker me, wanker me, wanker me
May 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@healthnewzealand.bsky.social How about a post on Covid and the increase in cases/wastewater reporting? Fluff about "eating well" for winter is all well and good but we need information on this
Kia ora @health.govt.nz can we expect any public health comms regarding the sharp increase in covid seen in yesterday’s ESR wastewater reporting? Especially as NB.1.8.1 looks to making a rapid increase.
The majority of the public will not be aware of this.
Ngā mihi.
June 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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If I got told off by Don McGlashan on camera I would simply remove myself from public life.
#nzpol
Senior National MP Chris Bishop - drunk, mouthy, uncouth and racist at NZ Music awards last night - 😬 what a POS -
May 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The MoH is turning from the dark side towards bluer skies. Lots of classy replies as you can well imagine #nzpol
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May 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Awww, diddums hit 100 replies with a sad solitary like and disabled replies....
May 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If the Aussies can kick Dutton out of his own seat, and the Canadians Poilievre, can we dare to dream for a trifecta and good riddance to Lyin' Luxon? #nzpol
May 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
FFS. The RNZAF Hercules sent to help Vanuatu has apparently had an engine fire and gone to Noumea to be rescued by another plane tomorrow. On top of the Manawanui, how embarrassing, we really are a joke of a country at the moment.
December 18, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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Fkn Microsoft rip-off scumbags...have just changed my subscription...share widely... www.consumer.org.nz/articles/you...
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Here’s how to keep the price of your subscription the same as it’s always been.
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December 4, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 1:40 AM
One of Kikorangi's finest hours. Despite the crap state of the world this week has certainly had a couple of Ao/NZ high points!
✔️ Bullied the Prime Minister of AoNZ off social media
November 17, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Just popped over to see Burma for the last time before she heads to Australia tomorrow (moving truck already there). Splendid in the evening sun, I’m sure it’s best for her but still sad (and for the keepers/staff who have loved her too). End of an era #kikorangi
November 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
My dad has just tested + for covid again :( I'm ringing healthline to try and find a pharmacy in Auckland which will dispense Paxlovid without a prescription (it had to be a Sunday didn't it?) Am going to get nasal sprays, mouthwash etc - what else can people suggest? #nz #covidisnotover
December 2, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Chippy seemed pretty chippy as he was button-holed by the media. Some nice little shade in there about the deputy PM role, the least of Luxfail's problems and the fact it's been 40 (almost biblical) days since the election #nzpol
November 23, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Has anyone seen Winston? #coalitionofchaos #nzpol
November 22, 2023 at 8:19 PM
And as we move into Day 18 (we're very close to the end though as we keep being assured) Coalition Cauli is still smiling even if the black spots are spreading #nzpol
November 21, 2023 at 1:44 AM
So, while the clown show continues, who gets paid what? Do incoming MPs get paid from the election (and what about people elected on the day, did the new MP induction and lose on recounts?)? Will Luxflake get backpaid as PM when/if the Coalition of Chaos comes to a gritted teeth agreement? #nzpol
November 16, 2023 at 8:25 PM