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Evelyn Warfare
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I am a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden.
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enhanced by @kadavarium.bsky.social doing the radical work i couldn't dare
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The suite
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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More extras from my BL zine Escort Mission with Eliel (long hair) and Ruuben (scar face).
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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In the lower register, the imagery shifts toward sensual symbolism — lines, curves and gestures echoing the long history of bodies coded with desire. Here, angels become mirrors for everything culture tried to restrain.
Dive into my wider body of work via the link in my bio.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Consentacle Witches (2024)🍑🌿

#nsfwart #pinup
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Drawtober day 20 & 21
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Yes (always with consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I want to find this sexy, but I can't switch off the part of my brain that says this is VERY unsafe.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Why didn't Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.

Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
To make up for Trump's 11mm . . .
8.5x11 inches of grandeur
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Currently in standard "CTHH" operating mode: cold, tired, hungry and horny.
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This looks amazing, but I was horribly confused for a moment after misreading Quince as Quiche.
Today's golden kimchi includes coriander, quince and turmeric...

In fact two sorts of quince, true quince grown in my friend's garden and Japanese quince from mine.

Chillis and cabbage from the allotment...
#hobbybaker #homemade #ferment #allotment #foodiesky #foodie #Whatscooking 🍜🍽️
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Kier Starmer admits he once went to a post-punk postcard fair wearing Joy Division oven gloves.
I cannot overstate how much I didn't click on this article.
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Watching some videos on old paleoart and a familiar name showed up: John Sibbick.

I didn't realise that the guy I knew best from illustrating the cover of Rogue Trader was also a massively influential artist of prehistoric animals. That is a fact that makes me smile.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Them tokens got funged
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Me every time a new email arrives.
every moment of my life:
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I refuse to do any research, so I'm just going to confidently assume that Chuck Russell is a cross between @chucktingle.bsky.social and Kurt Russell.
Yeah man I’m surprised you never heard about it
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Brother Herbert at it again with the weird gourds
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Meanwhile in #Portland
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Thirty paintings created by the bushy-haired, soft-spoken Bob Ross will soon be up for auction to defray the costs of programming for small and rural public television stations suffering under cuts in federal funding. https://to.pbs.org/4nEQMrw
Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal funding cuts
All profits will help public TV stations with licensing fees for popular programs that include "The Best of Joy of Painting" and "America's Test Kitchen."
www.pbs.org
October 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM