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Evelyn Warfare
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I am a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden.
Reposted by Evelyn Warfare
enhanced by @kadavarium.bsky.social doing the radical work i couldn't dare
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Elon's spent vast amounts of money and caused massive environmental damage to build a machine that sucks his dick.

A real genius would know that vacuum cleaners with hose attachments are far cheaper and readily available.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"Illness is neither an indulgence for which people have to pay, nor an offence for which they should be penalised, but a misfortune the cost of which should be shared by the community" Aneurin Bevan
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yeah, but they're not a patch on a Riverbrook Lake Farms heritage turkey.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Funko bubble Popped.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM