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nothing comes to mind yet
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this is the worst night of my life
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I feel very strongly that I will continue to have manipulative music taste into parenthood. Turn off the damn bluey songs we are playing old arctic monkeys albums and doing double digit subtraction
April 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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She dressed like a drum major at PragerU
Kim Mulkey doing a mean cover of (Hey Baby) Què Pasò while I enjoy my Arroz Con Pollo
March 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Honestly it’s useful that Italy has a soccer team which all the fascists openly root for. Here in America somebody says they’re a Boston Celtics fan and I still have to ask 2-3 more questions to know what I’m dealing with
🚨 MAJOR UPDATE: Lazio’s Nazi falconer who was fired for sharing his dick picks on IG has refused to accept his dismissal and has now barricaded himself in their training centre
January 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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the chicago bears:
January 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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your best shot at stopping lamar jackson this year is tainting the ravens water supply to trigger his bisexual woman style IBS otherwise it’s not happening
January 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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cool. anyway here’s an aisle-by-aisle breakdown of the grocery store i regularly shop at down the street. i live in new york, so it’s on the smaller side as far as grocery stores go, but there’s a lot to love about it, so much so that i regularly go to shop for a single meal
December 23, 2024 at 6:36 AM
The cars universe bravely asked the question of what if auto vehicles could enjoy a beverage
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Sources tell me they pepper sprayed Herbstreit’s 3rd string dog
November 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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are you gonna tell your grandchildren that we had a second Donald Trump Presidency because Kamala Harris did not go on a show where guests eat spicy chicken wings
This is infuriating.

"It never happened because the show 'didn’t want to delve into politics'... the Harris team got that reaction nearly 'across the board' when trying to book [Harris] on the same types of non-political media that happily welcomed Trump.

www.thedailybeast.com/hot-ones-tur...
‘Hot Ones’ Turned Down Kamala Harris Interview
The Harris campaign team confirmed that they tried to get the candidate on “Hot Ones” but the popular YouTube show said no.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
ultimately not the first nor the last white boy drinking a tropical red bull listening to forget it by blood orange on the commute home from work but far and above the most important to do so
November 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Fight was so fucking boring jake paul and mike tyson didn’t even kiss once
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Avoiding negative energy today (not looking at my work eta)
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Further committing to the mullet has been fantastic for the soul but when i first roll out of bed i either look like i’m on lesbian booktok or way too into chappell roan discourse
November 11, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Do they have baristas on here yet or do i have to leave and come back
November 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM