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Juanita Dark
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The hardest anybody has ever been roasted. No coming back from this one.
Reporting back from the front lines of The Thanksgiving Discourse Wars. A minor skirmish on Hill 484 (aka Movie Ridge) turned into a bloodbath as enemy combatants insisted that one of the pressing issues of the day is that Tropic Thunder Couldn't Get Made in 2025 Because of Woke
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sometimes I take a bunch of hard drugs before I log on to give my posts an aura of danger, like with this one.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Day #168: The Exciting World of the Metric System (1976)
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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When another boy has a box
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This James Bond reboot sucks
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
One of my favorite type of guys is the tough-guy actor who is right-wing coded but actually kinda woke: Robert Shaw, Lee Marvin, Sterling Hayden, Gene Hackman, Robert Ryan
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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My first YouTube video featuring an interview!

Talked to the creator of Bring Back Doors. A website that catalogs hotels that do and don't have bathroom privacy.
What happened to bathroom doors?
YouTube video by Kendra Gaylord
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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What if we’re the shithole country?
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.

She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.

“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Breaking
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Hardee’s Slimer Sundae (1989-1989): Vanilla soft-serve topped with a green, bubblegum-flavored sauce. This sundae was released as part of a massive promotion for "Ghostbusters II", and the sauce was meant to evoke the thick, viscous ectoplasm from the film
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
As much as I'd like to live in a world where Celine and Julie Go Boating is a cultural touchstone on par with The Matrix, "everybody" is doing some serious heavy lifting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
My 16-year old nephew who mostly listens to drill and soundcloud rap has suddenly gotten obsessed with The Highwaymen. It's honestly adorable, and I love the ways kids that age make those sorts musical connections.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I wanna hold the hand inside you
I wanna take the breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
All white top, all white belt
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I've been a bit lax on providing quality content in my posts of late so I'm making up for that with this one.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I stand by this prediction
Richard Linklater's Nouvelle Vague is going to be the mid-est movie of the year.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"pay me money to read this horrible thing" no no my friend. that's the inverse of how it works
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It's becoming increasingly clear that the reason Dems didn't leak the Epstein files any time between 2021-2024 is not because they lack some ruthless political instinct, but because they didn't want embarrass their pals like Larry Summers and bunch of banker jagoffs.
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just overheard a guy mumbling to nobody in particular, "I wish I knew who your mother was, I'd offer to shit on her face," which is either a devastating roast or a sincere bit of pervert gallantry.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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"After being conned more than a few times in the last twenty-five years, most Americans have figured out that regime changers are professional liars. Why should anyone believe their lies this time?" daniellarison.substack.com/p/regime-cha...
Regime Changers Are Con Artists
They try to sell you on their scam by promising huge benefits that will never materialize.
daniellarison.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
All of the systemic issues with living in the world under late-capitalism aside, having 90% of all political actors and media figures be nothing more than a collection of severe personality disorders is not a great way to live
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM