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Mr. Swoon
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Lovable scamp
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January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
In D&D tonight, our DM insisted our party was too powerful and put us against a Tarrasque. We won. I think he may have a point.
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Shut the fuck up there's a new Protomen album out
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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"Oh God, not this bozo again"

"HEY JIMMY, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT"

"Seriously, every week he just wastes the town committee's whole day talking about weird stuff."

"Clark, please don't ask him to clarify if 'big tiddy' is spelled with D's or T's, we're not putting that in the official minutes."
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Three fire trucks speeding by this morning. Must be Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Plant-based corn chips.
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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the most tragic part of being an immortal vampire is helplessly watching as all the hit ragtime ditties you wrote slowly enter the public domain
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh good we have something to discourse about for Divinity that isn't debating artistic merits of fetishes. Specifically that they're using AI instead of concept artists.
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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🎵🎶
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaaaa!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! Aaaa, aaaa!
🎵🎶
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I beat Expedition 33 over a binge from the last few days. I loved it, and I get why everyone has it as their GOTY, but it didn't click with me like that (I also didn't like Sekiro so take that as you will)

I think my GOTY goes to Ghost of Yotei. E33's story is better but Yot was way more fun.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Harada timing leaving Namco with Tekken's 30th anniversary and then also dropping a DJ set is the most powerful resignation combo imaginable.

soundcloud.com/katsuhiro-ha...
TEKKEN: A 30-Year Journey – Harada’s Final Mix
Listen to TEKKEN: A 30-Year Journey – Harada’s Final Mix by Katsuhiro Harada 1 #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I finally sat down and tried the Nightreign dlc. the new map kinda sucks. Having a huge, complicated, pale and grey map full of bottomless pits doesn't really click with a game built around rushing to kill everything in sight.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When people talk about all-lowercase genai I think they're talking about an anime character instead of AI stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
He's playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.

He's just really, really bad at checkers and we didn't have the heart to tell him he's playing the wrong game. He likes putting the checker pieces on the chess pieces like hats.
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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entering tokyo looking like this. everyone groans at my bullshit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The new Steam hardware looks interesting, especially the VR headset. If it's reasonably priced, this could finally make VR app development more mainstream.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WINTERMUTE: You're absolutely correct! Hacking, murder and conspiracy to murder are all 100% illegal. Let's try this again...
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Good news everyone, your private jets and yachts are about to become cheaper!
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I somehow went all October without posting this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Zx...
Nightmare - Thrill Me Music Video (4K)
YouTube video by Nightmare - The Video Board Game HD
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I was really hoping I'd be proven wrong about Bloodlines 2, but after reading all the reviews... oof.

I gave Veilguard a shot and I'm willing to do the same for BL2 once it's inevitably free on PS+ in a couple of months.
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM