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Mr. Swoon
@mrswoon.bsky.social
Lovable scamp
"Whoa buddy why are you driving so slow? Speed limits are for losers! Gotta go FAST!"
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Guess the Game's first image is always like
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
June 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Microsoft are you out of your fucking god damn mind?
June 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think I found the worst possible song cover. They could have done Candle in the Wind and it would have been an improvement.
May 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hexblade's for closers.
May 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
At this time, every single person who has Oblivion Remastered has played it to at least past the tutorial. I can't recall ever seeing something like that.
April 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am so proud of my city for this massive rebuke of the cop whose entire career has been to cover up police brutality while being an asshole on twitter.
April 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why does Rise of the Ronin have a Maki Itoh preset?
March 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not to minimize the abuse game devs get online, but... this doesn't really scream "good news" about assassin's creed.
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm on vacation in hollywood. My hotel bathroom has audrey hepburn on the wall, directly facing the toilet and shower
March 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sad to report that I am back on my ER hitless bullshit
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
AI graphic tees on Amazon are reaching new levels of weird.
January 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I could flip a table just by standing up right now.
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tonight I enjoyed a Feliz Navidaddy
December 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Holy fuck
December 6, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
There is no fast food franchise that is as innovative with the worst possible things as KFC
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Holy shit Over the Garden Wall is amazing on like 20 different levels. I'm not done yet but I'm completely charmed.
October 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM
"Swoon, you have a problem"

MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THE DLC ISN'T OUT UNTIL THURSDAY
June 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Mark Lanegan's book is amazing
June 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Find me at TwitchCon trying to host illegal Beyblade tournaments in random hotel lobbies.
May 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I was looking up souls-related clothing on Etsy and I found the worst thing.
March 26, 2024 at 11:35 PM
The steam forums really were a mistake.
March 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM