Mrs Tales
@mrstales.bsky.social
• The thinking person's crumpet 😘
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️🍍, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• Late 40s bbw, enm ♾️🍍, bi-ish, sapio and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
Pinned
Mrs Tales
@mrstales.bsky.social
· Nov 24
My kinks?
- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind
and
- a sense of humour.
I know, I know...
I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈
- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind
and
- a sense of humour.
I know, I know...
I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/never-t...
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
You are never too late to start fucking | Girl on the Net
You are never too late to start exploring sex and pleasure. Your story isn't finished until the day you die. As long as you're alive, you're never too late.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/never-t...
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
One of my favourite ever @girlonthenet.bsky.social pieces and something I return to again and again as I navigate my mid-life renaissance.
Are we watching I'm a Celeb?
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Are we watching I'm a Celeb?
Looking for recommendations for a good splash blanket, please...
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Looking for recommendations for a good splash blanket, please...
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
Because I, um, often spill drinks in bed... 💦😈🙈😄
Thank you!
Apologies I have been absent from here due to Real Life.
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Apologies I have been absent from here due to Real Life.
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
Boobs, banter and bizarreness will return shortly. X
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Okayyyyy I’ll bite!
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okayyyyy I’ll bite!
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This is an incredibly powerful idea. #ProudBlue
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is an incredibly powerful idea. #ProudBlue
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It's happened.
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's happened.
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
I have run out of boob inspiration.
I have no idea what to do for Titty Tuesday.
I have some kind of block. Like writer's block, but for boobies. Boobie block. Trammeled titties.
I'm sorry.
😱
Mr Tales is sending me to bed at 10.30pm tonight and I'm so tired, I'm not even going to argue.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Mr Tales is sending me to bed at 10.30pm tonight and I'm so tired, I'm not even going to argue.
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Five in the morning, and all I want is to be pinned beneath someone bigger and stronger than me, used so gently and sweetly you'd never know that each thrust aches like a beautiful bruise, and told in a voice barely hanging onto control that I am the best they've ever had.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Five in the morning, and all I want is to be pinned beneath someone bigger and stronger than me, used so gently and sweetly you'd never know that each thrust aches like a beautiful bruise, and told in a voice barely hanging onto control that I am the best they've ever had.
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Let's take a bath together. I want to close my eyes, lean back against your chest, and feel it rise and fall. No talking. Just soft existence together.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Let's take a bath together. I want to close my eyes, lean back against your chest, and feel it rise and fall. No talking. Just soft existence together.
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You’re absolutely correct and this is why I will walk away from anything complicated. I deserve clear and simple, in everything.
I like simplicity. I have to labor enough to survive. I don't wanna struggle anywhere else. I like the simple answer, the obvious path, the clear explanation.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You’re absolutely correct and this is why I will walk away from anything complicated. I deserve clear and simple, in everything.
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November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Ah, sometimes people - despite what they say - are just Not That Into You.
And, actually, that's fine. 🤷♀️😊
And, actually, that's fine. 🤷♀️😊
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ah, sometimes people - despite what they say - are just Not That Into You.
And, actually, that's fine. 🤷♀️😊
And, actually, that's fine. 🤷♀️😊
Who's rich enough to have owned a whole encyclopedia collection?!
I mean, the rest, fair play.
People my age have lived through an extraordinary amount of technological change. How we lived in the 1980s seems so crazy now.
I mean, the rest, fair play.
People my age have lived through an extraordinary amount of technological change. How we lived in the 1980s seems so crazy now.
Actually feeling melancholy reading this list. All gone. 😥 (still have my dvds 📀 ✔️)
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Who's rich enough to have owned a whole encyclopedia collection?!
I mean, the rest, fair play.
People my age have lived through an extraordinary amount of technological change. How we lived in the 1980s seems so crazy now.
I mean, the rest, fair play.
People my age have lived through an extraordinary amount of technological change. How we lived in the 1980s seems so crazy now.
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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The rich don't want you to have more money, they want it all for themselves. That's why they're rich.
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The rich don't want you to have more money, they want it all for themselves. That's why they're rich.
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
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People like me rely on people like you. Please take 10 seconds to share my UK original design wall art shop www.numonday.com/shop/corriga...
and pop over to www.facebook.com/share/19oow2...
on FB to follow my arty boaty life updates. Thank you and peace out ✌️
and pop over to www.facebook.com/share/19oow2...
on FB to follow my arty boaty life updates. Thank you and peace out ✌️
August 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
People like me rely on people like you. Please take 10 seconds to share my UK original design wall art shop www.numonday.com/shop/corriga...
and pop over to www.facebook.com/share/19oow2...
on FB to follow my arty boaty life updates. Thank you and peace out ✌️
and pop over to www.facebook.com/share/19oow2...
on FB to follow my arty boaty life updates. Thank you and peace out ✌️
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"The new shampoo ad features a comedia dell'arte character wearing solid coloured trousers and nothing else."
"So it's a Pantene pantone pants-alone Pantalone?"
"Exactly. Should he be eating Milanese Christmas cake?"
"Pannetone? No, that would just make it silly."
"So it's a Pantene pantone pants-alone Pantalone?"
"Exactly. Should he be eating Milanese Christmas cake?"
"Pannetone? No, that would just make it silly."
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"The new shampoo ad features a comedia dell'arte character wearing solid coloured trousers and nothing else."
"So it's a Pantene pantone pants-alone Pantalone?"
"Exactly. Should he be eating Milanese Christmas cake?"
"Pannetone? No, that would just make it silly."
"So it's a Pantene pantone pants-alone Pantalone?"
"Exactly. Should he be eating Milanese Christmas cake?"
"Pannetone? No, that would just make it silly."
Was a very lucky girl today, having not one but two dates!
Art and snogging with the fabulous @properchips.bsky.social in the afternoon followed by dinner and snogging with the equally fabulous @notthatdoctor.bsky.social this evening.
Thank you both for a most enjoyable day! 😘😘
Art and snogging with the fabulous @properchips.bsky.social in the afternoon followed by dinner and snogging with the equally fabulous @notthatdoctor.bsky.social this evening.
Thank you both for a most enjoyable day! 😘😘
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Was a very lucky girl today, having not one but two dates!
Art and snogging with the fabulous @properchips.bsky.social in the afternoon followed by dinner and snogging with the equally fabulous @notthatdoctor.bsky.social this evening.
Thank you both for a most enjoyable day! 😘😘
Art and snogging with the fabulous @properchips.bsky.social in the afternoon followed by dinner and snogging with the equally fabulous @notthatdoctor.bsky.social this evening.
Thank you both for a most enjoyable day! 😘😘