Mrs Tales
@mrstales.bsky.social
• The thinking person's crumpet 😘
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• 50 y/o bbw, poly, enm ♾️🍍, bi-playful and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
• Neurodivergent OCD fighter
• 50 y/o bbw, poly, enm ♾️🍍, bi-playful and demi, UK-based
• https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff!
• Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
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Mrs Tales
@mrstales.bsky.social
· Nov 24
My kinks?
- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind
and
- a sense of humour.
I know, I know...
I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈
- trust
- respect
- chemistry
- an open, sexy mind
and
- a sense of humour.
I know, I know...
I'm *really* fucking perverted! 😈
It's weird.
I wasn't expecting anything from Valentine's Day.
I didn't think, therefore, that I would feel I was missing anything.
Yet I am.
I have *lots* to be thankful for...but I can't help being a bit melancholy.
Life does not always pan out how you expect.
I wasn't expecting anything from Valentine's Day.
I didn't think, therefore, that I would feel I was missing anything.
Yet I am.
I have *lots* to be thankful for...but I can't help being a bit melancholy.
Life does not always pan out how you expect.
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It's weird.
I wasn't expecting anything from Valentine's Day.
I didn't think, therefore, that I would feel I was missing anything.
Yet I am.
I have *lots* to be thankful for...but I can't help being a bit melancholy.
Life does not always pan out how you expect.
I wasn't expecting anything from Valentine's Day.
I didn't think, therefore, that I would feel I was missing anything.
Yet I am.
I have *lots* to be thankful for...but I can't help being a bit melancholy.
Life does not always pan out how you expect.
Hello to everyone who's not having a romantic and/or sexy Valentine's night.
You're not alone, there are lots of us.
It'll soon be tomorrow & over for another year.
Grab your snack & beverage of choice, stick a good film on and lose yourself for a while.
Much love Xx
You're not alone, there are lots of us.
It'll soon be tomorrow & over for another year.
Grab your snack & beverage of choice, stick a good film on and lose yourself for a while.
Much love Xx
February 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Hello to everyone who's not having a romantic and/or sexy Valentine's night.
You're not alone, there are lots of us.
It'll soon be tomorrow & over for another year.
Grab your snack & beverage of choice, stick a good film on and lose yourself for a while.
Much love Xx
You're not alone, there are lots of us.
It'll soon be tomorrow & over for another year.
Grab your snack & beverage of choice, stick a good film on and lose yourself for a while.
Much love Xx
Happy Valentine's Day!
Strawberry, anyone? 🍓
Strawberry, anyone? 🍓
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Happy Valentine's Day!
Strawberry, anyone? 🍓
Strawberry, anyone? 🍓
Reposted by Mrs Tales
my mom believes that the figure skaters should all have to do routines to their national music, and I DEMAND seeing a Swiss figure skater in lederhosen attempt to do a quad axel to aggressive yodeling
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
my mom believes that the figure skaters should all have to do routines to their national music, and I DEMAND seeing a Swiss figure skater in lederhosen attempt to do a quad axel to aggressive yodeling
🙌
"I live in my body all day, every day. Being happy in one’s own body is one of the most fundamental components of a contented life. So your critical comments on my body are never, ever welcome."
One of my faves from a few years back.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-body...
One of my faves from a few years back.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-body...
This is my body. If you don't like it, don't fuck it
Being intimate with me doesn't give you permission to tell me how to change my body/hair/clothes. This is my body, if you don't like it - don't fuck it.
www.girlonthenet.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
🙌
Only problem with having had an exciting, sexy, fun-filled weekend is the inevitable drop that comes along afterwards. 🫤
Not been feeling quite chipper this week. Bloody brain chemicals.
Not been feeling quite chipper this week. Bloody brain chemicals.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Only problem with having had an exciting, sexy, fun-filled weekend is the inevitable drop that comes along afterwards. 🫤
Not been feeling quite chipper this week. Bloody brain chemicals.
Not been feeling quite chipper this week. Bloody brain chemicals.
@lucystargazer.bsky.social delighted to see you here!
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
@lucystargazer.bsky.social delighted to see you here!
#AssWednesday
My arse photos are much like buses.
You wait ages for one and then two come along at once.
My arse photos are much like buses.
You wait ages for one and then two come along at once.
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
#AssWednesday
My arse photos are much like buses.
You wait ages for one and then two come along at once.
My arse photos are much like buses.
You wait ages for one and then two come along at once.
So...I don't have a boob pic for you today.
But you are going to *love* tomorrow!
But you are going to *love* tomorrow!
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So...I don't have a boob pic for you today.
But you are going to *love* tomorrow!
But you are going to *love* tomorrow!
The second guy here is hot as fuck.
Be that guy.
Be that guy.
Humans are just weird bags of flesh and rocks and liquid and self-doubt. Helping someone feel comfortable in your bedroom is more important than how you have sex.
NEW blog: blood on the bedsheets, and banishing shame.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/blood-b...
Fabulous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
NEW blog: blood on the bedsheets, and banishing shame.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/blood-b...
Fabulous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The second guy here is hot as fuck.
Be that guy.
Be that guy.
We have both Valentine's Day and Pancake Day coming up very soon - which are you looking forward to more, and why? 😊
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
We have both Valentine's Day and Pancake Day coming up very soon - which are you looking forward to more, and why? 😊
I was all for this until I got to the "rampaging bull" part.
Though a bull 😈 rather than a bull 🐮 could be fun...🤔☺️
Though a bull 😈 rather than a bull 🐮 could be fun...🤔☺️
The "Death of Dirce" depicts the story of two brothers strapping Dirce, a queen of Thebes to a rampaging bull, as punishment for her being mean to their mum 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
1906, Charles Lawes-Wittewronge, outside @tate.bsky.social @artukdotorg.bsky.social 😁
1906, Charles Lawes-Wittewronge, outside @tate.bsky.social @artukdotorg.bsky.social 😁
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I was all for this until I got to the "rampaging bull" part.
Though a bull 😈 rather than a bull 🐮 could be fun...🤔☺️
Though a bull 😈 rather than a bull 🐮 could be fun...🤔☺️
You know it's been a good weekend when your brain is so fried by sex, you can't remember how many orgasms you had...😍
(B/W photo also provided for #MonochromeMonday)
(B/W photo also provided for #MonochromeMonday)
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You know it's been a good weekend when your brain is so fried by sex, you can't remember how many orgasms you had...😍
(B/W photo also provided for #MonochromeMonday)
(B/W photo also provided for #MonochromeMonday)
Cannot browse the timeline because you've all got your willies out!
Not that *I'm* complaining but my fellow British Rail passengers tend not to approve of such Priapian displays. 😏
Not that *I'm* complaining but my fellow British Rail passengers tend not to approve of such Priapian displays. 😏
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Cannot browse the timeline because you've all got your willies out!
Not that *I'm* complaining but my fellow British Rail passengers tend not to approve of such Priapian displays. 😏
Not that *I'm* complaining but my fellow British Rail passengers tend not to approve of such Priapian displays. 😏
On the train to heading to the West Country (and straight into a weather warning for wetness - insert own joke here) for escape room shenanigans during the day and decidedly more, ahem, *restrained* ⛓️😈 shenanigans overnight.
If feeling pretty, might take photos. 😉
Plus aquatic art!
Busy day!
If feeling pretty, might take photos. 😉
Plus aquatic art!
Busy day!
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 AM
On the train to heading to the West Country (and straight into a weather warning for wetness - insert own joke here) for escape room shenanigans during the day and decidedly more, ahem, *restrained* ⛓️😈 shenanigans overnight.
If feeling pretty, might take photos. 😉
Plus aquatic art!
Busy day!
If feeling pretty, might take photos. 😉
Plus aquatic art!
Busy day!
NGL: I want to apologise for leaving so many likes ❤️
Never apologise for that - we all thrive on those little drops of dopamine here!
Never apologise for that - we all thrive on those little drops of dopamine here!
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
NGL: I want to apologise for leaving so many likes ❤️
Never apologise for that - we all thrive on those little drops of dopamine here!
Never apologise for that - we all thrive on those little drops of dopamine here!
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
NGL: Are u single? What country town city u from
If you had attention to detail, you'd already know my answers to these questions. And attention to detail is *so* important in a lover, don't you think? 😏
If you had attention to detail, you'd already know my answers to these questions. And attention to detail is *so* important in a lover, don't you think? 😏
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
NGL: Are u single? What country town city u from
If you had attention to detail, you'd already know my answers to these questions. And attention to detail is *so* important in a lover, don't you think? 😏
If you had attention to detail, you'd already know my answers to these questions. And attention to detail is *so* important in a lover, don't you think? 😏
NGL: Would you rather flirt or be chased?
Why choose? The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Why choose? The two aren't mutually exclusive.
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
NGL: Would you rather flirt or be chased?
Why choose? The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Why choose? The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Another NGL: Have you ever had, or would you be willing to have, a bi mm threesome where the guys play together and with you as well?
Never had but would be interested in having. That said, having an mfm where *I'm* the centre of attention is pretty much the top of my To Do list.
Never had but would be interested in having. That said, having an mfm where *I'm* the centre of attention is pretty much the top of my To Do list.
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Another NGL: Have you ever had, or would you be willing to have, a bi mm threesome where the guys play together and with you as well?
Never had but would be interested in having. That said, having an mfm where *I'm* the centre of attention is pretty much the top of my To Do list.
Never had but would be interested in having. That said, having an mfm where *I'm* the centre of attention is pretty much the top of my To Do list.
NGL: Where can I see the sexiest pics of u as u r amazing
Hmm, they would be on my lovers' phones...for their eyes only, I'm afraid!
Hmm, they would be on my lovers' phones...for their eyes only, I'm afraid!
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
NGL: Where can I see the sexiest pics of u as u r amazing
Hmm, they would be on my lovers' phones...for their eyes only, I'm afraid!
Hmm, they would be on my lovers' phones...for their eyes only, I'm afraid!
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I think I forgot to mention it, but as of a few weeks ago, I'm no longer a redhead.
Gone back to brunette.
Problem?
Am missing the red a bit, have to admit...
Gone back to brunette.
Problem?
Am missing the red a bit, have to admit...
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I think I forgot to mention it, but as of a few weeks ago, I'm no longer a redhead.
Gone back to brunette.
Problem?
Am missing the red a bit, have to admit...
Gone back to brunette.
Problem?
Am missing the red a bit, have to admit...
No longer home alone & Bridgerton has given way to the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.
Ah well.
I have fun plans for the weekend though - horror escape room w/ friends (may go v. v. wrong!), swimming under a celestial art installation and Hotel du Vin for some salacious sex...😈
What about you?
Ah well.
I have fun plans for the weekend though - horror escape room w/ friends (may go v. v. wrong!), swimming under a celestial art installation and Hotel du Vin for some salacious sex...😈
What about you?
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
No longer home alone & Bridgerton has given way to the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.
Ah well.
I have fun plans for the weekend though - horror escape room w/ friends (may go v. v. wrong!), swimming under a celestial art installation and Hotel du Vin for some salacious sex...😈
What about you?
Ah well.
I have fun plans for the weekend though - horror escape room w/ friends (may go v. v. wrong!), swimming under a celestial art installation and Hotel du Vin for some salacious sex...😈
What about you?