Mr Ohm
@mrohm.bsky.social
Manchester City supporting Physics teacher.
Hates liars and racism.
Retiring this year! 😀
Hates liars and racism.
Retiring this year! 😀
Pinned
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Please help with this sign, am I supposed to moon walk out?
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Please help with this sign, am I supposed to moon walk out?
Here is a top tip:
Cut your toenails THE DAY BEFORE you have abdominal surgery!
Thats all!
Cut your toenails THE DAY BEFORE you have abdominal surgery!
Thats all!
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Here is a top tip:
Cut your toenails THE DAY BEFORE you have abdominal surgery!
Thats all!
Cut your toenails THE DAY BEFORE you have abdominal surgery!
Thats all!
Age verification?
I can remember seeing billboard advents for the new decimal coinage.
I can remember seeing billboard advents for the new decimal coinage.
Age Verification?
I remember when orange cordial was bright orange
I remember when orange cordial was bright orange
Age verification?
I remember when the dustmen would put your bins back in place & not thrown all over the pavement.
I remember when the dustmen would put your bins back in place & not thrown all over the pavement.
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Age verification?
I can remember seeing billboard advents for the new decimal coinage.
I can remember seeing billboard advents for the new decimal coinage.
After my hernia opp yesterday I asked the discharge nurse about pain killers.
Brufen and paracetamol she said but gave me a box of viagra!
Me: I have no problem there nor do I feel like 'relations'
Nurse: It's to keep the duvet off your wounds!
🤭
Brufen and paracetamol she said but gave me a box of viagra!
Me: I have no problem there nor do I feel like 'relations'
Nurse: It's to keep the duvet off your wounds!
🤭
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 AM
After my hernia opp yesterday I asked the discharge nurse about pain killers.
Brufen and paracetamol she said but gave me a box of viagra!
Me: I have no problem there nor do I feel like 'relations'
Nurse: It's to keep the duvet off your wounds!
🤭
Brufen and paracetamol she said but gave me a box of viagra!
Me: I have no problem there nor do I feel like 'relations'
Nurse: It's to keep the duvet off your wounds!
🤭
Well. Feel remarkably good after the surgery yesterday.
2 new holes and a redesigned belly button.
They didn't do requests!
I asked for a smiley face!
🙂
2 new holes and a redesigned belly button.
They didn't do requests!
I asked for a smiley face!
🙂
February 7, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Well. Feel remarkably good after the surgery yesterday.
2 new holes and a redesigned belly button.
They didn't do requests!
I asked for a smiley face!
🙂
2 new holes and a redesigned belly button.
They didn't do requests!
I asked for a smiley face!
🙂
Jürgen what was the aggregate score?
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Jürgen what was the aggregate score?
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For your viewing pleasure.
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
For your viewing pleasure.
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I had just realized that sliding the space bar on my phone moves the cursor! Why did nobody ever mentioned this to me 😭
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I had just realized that sliding the space bar on my phone moves the cursor! Why did nobody ever mentioned this to me 😭
MiL was quite shocked at the coffee served her this morning!
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
MiL was quite shocked at the coffee served her this morning!
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😂 Oh I'm so going to use that :-)
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 AM
😂 Oh I'm so going to use that :-)
😆😆😆😆
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
😆😆😆😆
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
😂😂
Happy #CaturdayEve Blueskyers. Are you singing it in your head yet? 😹😹😹
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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OK. Then provide space and staffing to do this.
Minister talks out of arse again.
My most disruptive pupil stops learning for the other 26 for 15-20 mins every lesson until I am able to remove them.
BBC News - Keep suspended pupils in school, ministers say
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Minister talks out of arse again.
My most disruptive pupil stops learning for the other 26 for 15-20 mins every lesson until I am able to remove them.
BBC News - Keep suspended pupils in school, ministers say
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Do not always send suspended students home, government tells schools
Changes to England's school system say on-site suspensions should be used for non-violent behaviour.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 AM
OK. Then provide space and staffing to do this.
Minister talks out of arse again.
My most disruptive pupil stops learning for the other 26 for 15-20 mins every lesson until I am able to remove them.
BBC News - Keep suspended pupils in school, ministers say
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Minister talks out of arse again.
My most disruptive pupil stops learning for the other 26 for 15-20 mins every lesson until I am able to remove them.
BBC News - Keep suspended pupils in school, ministers say
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Barman
2. Potato peeler in a chippy
3. Grill maker for A/C vent company
4. Teacher
5. Healthcare IT system trainer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Barman
2. Potato peeler in a chippy
3. Grill maker for A/C vent company
4. Teacher
5. Healthcare IT system trainer
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Magazine deputy editor
2. QC lab assistant at a brewery
3. Shop girl at a women’s clothing store
4. Raw materials coordinator at a steel manufacturing company
5. Social media manager
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Magazine deputy editor
2. QC lab assistant at a brewery
3. Shop girl at a women’s clothing store
4. Raw materials coordinator at a steel manufacturing company
5. Social media manager
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Strawberry picker
2. DJ
3. Dishwasher
4. Cook/Kitchen Manager
5. Web Developer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Strawberry picker
2. DJ
3. Dishwasher
4. Cook/Kitchen Manager
5. Web Developer
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Barman
2. Potato peeler in a chippy
3. Grill maker for A/C vent company
4. Teacher
5. Healthcare IT system trainer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Barman
2. Potato peeler in a chippy
3. Grill maker for A/C vent company
4. Teacher
5. Healthcare IT system trainer
All in a brummie accent!😂
Tony Iommi is trending...
He told me a funny story about a debt collector who knocked on his door:
Debtman: 'Tony Iommi'?
Tony: 'Yes'.
Debtman: 'You owe me'.
Tony: 'No. Iommi'.
Debtman: 'No. You owe me'!
Tony: 'No! Iommi'!!!
And so it went on, to much mirth & merriment!!
He told me a funny story about a debt collector who knocked on his door:
Debtman: 'Tony Iommi'?
Tony: 'Yes'.
Debtman: 'You owe me'.
Tony: 'No. Iommi'.
Debtman: 'No. You owe me'!
Tony: 'No! Iommi'!!!
And so it went on, to much mirth & merriment!!
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
All in a brummie accent!😂
Yourself, but as a cartoon ...
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon ...
12 minths since Mum died.
Wow that went fast!⏩⏩⏩
Wow that went fast!⏩⏩⏩
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
12 minths since Mum died.
Wow that went fast!⏩⏩⏩
Wow that went fast!⏩⏩⏩
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Quote post with a clue of where you're from.
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Quote post with a clue of where you're from.
Fact:
Nothing beats a hot vimpto if you're a bit under the weather!
That's it!
Nothing beats a hot vimpto if you're a bit under the weather!
That's it!
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Fact:
Nothing beats a hot vimpto if you're a bit under the weather!
That's it!
Nothing beats a hot vimpto if you're a bit under the weather!
That's it!
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Worrying that Trump has misspelled "bored"
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Worrying that Trump has misspelled "bored"
Wow. This is great!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is fantastic! The words, the music, the video. Just brilliant! Spread it far and wide for Greenland!
#HandsOffGreenland 🇬🇱🕊
[SOUND ON 🔊]
This is fantastic! The words, the music, the video. Just brilliant! Spread it far and wide for Greenland!
#HandsOffGreenland 🇬🇱🕊
[SOUND ON 🔊]
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Wow. This is great!
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Just so blatantly has to happen
You can sign the petition here
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
You can sign the petition here
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Just so blatantly has to happen
You can sign the petition here
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
You can sign the petition here
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...