Mike Guy
mrmikeguy.bsky.social
Mike Guy
@mrmikeguy.bsky.social
Editor-in-Chief, @playboy. Currently writing a super secret book for St. Martin’s Press (on stands soonish). Music obsessive.
I’ve never before rooted for a team simply because they aren’t American. #GoBluejays
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This seems obvious: Congressmen and their staffs shouldn’t be paid during shutdowns. Senators should be fined $50,000 each per week for the first two weeks, then $50,000 per day.

Start there, then go after their health care.
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The death of Charlie Kirk
IS NOT “STUNNING” OR “SHOCKING.”

However, the mass shooting at a Colorado high school today is all of those things 1000X.

You people are out of your goddamn minds
September 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
NOW IS THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT GUNS. RIGHT NOW.
August 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Of course they will regulate the rentals rather than regulating guns.
This country is seriously fucked up.
July 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Explaining to my two young Jewish-ish daughters that the new pope couldn’t be a woman because women aren’t allowed. Nor can they voice an opinion.

The kids were incredulous.
May 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Democracy dies in darkness.
The masked ICE agents are in DC today, as rumored, whisking people off the street while covering their faces completely.
🚨ALERT 🚨ICE reported at 5300 South Dakota Ave NE in the last couple of hours. 4 agents and 2 cars confirmed. At least one person detained.

🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
May 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Texas just keeps on giving (me reasons to never go there ever again).

Texas ForNever
May 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Dear ICE Agents:
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
May 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Good reminders ahead of the upcoming Kentucky Derby
"An estimated 10,000 “unprofitable” or simply unwanted Thoroughbreds from the U.S. are trucked to Canada and Mexico and slaughtered each year"
Check out this article: www.peta.org/issues/anima...
Horse Racing | PETA
Behind the romanticized façade of thoroughbred horse racing is a world of injuries, drug abuse, gruesome breakdowns, and slaughter.
www.peta.org
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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How did someone so young become so evil?
April 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
💯
I think more politicians should be made to feel unsafe in their homes.
April 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Personally, I think @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social should establish laws that prevent her government from illegally abducting people and then ignoring court orders.

But what do I know? I’m not a rich douchebag slobbering over crypto.
Establishing a regulatory framework for stablecoins will foster innovation and maintain the dominance of the U.S. dollar.

It was great to discuss my work on stablecoin regulation at the 2025 TIME100 Summit this week.
April 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The idea that this Senator went alone, unaccompanied by any other Democratic or Republican senator, is utterly dispiriting.
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I know that all Georgians aren’t psychopaths, and….
A town hall for Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia on Tuesday quickly deteriorated into chaos, as police officers forcibly removed several protesters and subdued two of them with stun guns.

Read more: nyti.ms/42MLMZV
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This feels very Great Again to me.
“The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with more than half of that decline coming this month.” www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
April 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Finally, America is starting to feel Great Again.
April 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If Xi and Putin had been elected instead of Trump and Dingbat, what would they have done differently so far?
April 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Finally, a reasonable response.
This is brave
This is good
Thank you
I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.
April 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM