Dougal D'Arcy
@mrdarcydog.bsky.social
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Grok imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Grok imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
I didn't have Rupert Lowe attacking Sarah Pochin for being woke on my bingo card this weekend
Rupert Lowe MP is unhappy at the apology and highlights "inclusive of everyone" as a phrase and value he would want to challenge and reject
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I didn't have Rupert Lowe attacking Sarah Pochin for being woke on my bingo card this weekend
Lee Anderson in Terminator 9: Rise of the Gits
October 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Lee Anderson in Terminator 9: Rise of the Gits
Reposted by Dougal D'Arcy
Last of the Summer Wine reboot looks a bit crap
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Last of the Summer Wine reboot looks a bit crap
"Nurse! Tim Stanley is calling Kemi Badenoch 'Mummy' again!"
October 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Nurse! Tim Stanley is calling Kemi Badenoch 'Mummy' again!"
National what now?
September 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
National what now?
"Today I am heading to Clacton where, according to my Bradshaw's Guide, local custom is for a chap to persuade his girlfriend to buy him a house so he can avoid stamp duty"
September 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Today I am heading to Clacton where, according to my Bradshaw's Guide, local custom is for a chap to persuade his girlfriend to buy him a house so he can avoid stamp duty"
Just James Melville advocating for old people who fail eye tests to be allowed to drive
August 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Just James Melville advocating for old people who fail eye tests to be allowed to drive
Heard House of the Rising Sun on the radio today. I thought it was a traditional American folk song but there is an English version which starts like this 👇
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Heard House of the Rising Sun on the radio today. I thought it was a traditional American folk song but there is an English version which starts like this 👇
Photographer: "Sorry for snapping you next to this odd-looking thing"
Andrea: "That's ok"
Photographer: "I was talking to the sculpture"
Andrea: "That's ok"
Photographer: "I was talking to the sculpture"
August 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Photographer: "Sorry for snapping you next to this odd-looking thing"
Andrea: "That's ok"
Photographer: "I was talking to the sculpture"
Andrea: "That's ok"
Photographer: "I was talking to the sculpture"
<Rupert Lowe at the boating lake>
"Come in number 9. I suspect you are illegal immigrants"
"Come in number 9. I suspect you are illegal immigrants"
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
<Rupert Lowe at the boating lake>
"Come in number 9. I suspect you are illegal immigrants"
"Come in number 9. I suspect you are illegal immigrants"
Reposted by Dougal D'Arcy
Brilliant afternoon recording an episode on The Tiptoe Boys/Who Dares Wins with @mrdarcydog.bsky.social Not least because I accidentally invented a new cocktail - the Absinto Flashbang
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Brilliant afternoon recording an episode on The Tiptoe Boys/Who Dares Wins with @mrdarcydog.bsky.social Not least because I accidentally invented a new cocktail - the Absinto Flashbang
@breakfastruins.bsky.social What ever happened to the stars of Who Dares Wins?
July 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
@breakfastruins.bsky.social What ever happened to the stars of Who Dares Wins?
"We asked 100 people what makes a person crave power. You said ... tranquilizers"
July 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"We asked 100 people what makes a person crave power. You said ... tranquilizers"
"Let me get this straight, you want to sue Grok?"
July 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Let me get this straight, you want to sue Grok?"
"I'm a working-class man with a direct manner"
July 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"I'm a working-class man with a direct manner"
"Point one, I'd like to start by saying I do not have a list .... "
July 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Point one, I'd like to start by saying I do not have a list .... "
Donald Trump's hopes that his parade will improve are dashed again
June 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Donald Trump's hopes that his parade will improve are dashed again
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order decreeing 'Parade' is to be spelt P-E-R-A-D-E from now on
June 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order decreeing 'Parade' is to be spelt P-E-R-A-D-E from now on