Dougal D'Arcy
@mrdarcydog.bsky.social
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
"Will you look at that ceiling!"
"Dad, please ..."
"Dad, please ..."
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Will you look at that ceiling!"
"Dad, please ..."
"Dad, please ..."
"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob"
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob"
"He's wearing two poppies!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"He's wearing two poppies!"
🎵Baby! Where the hell is your poppy? 🎵
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
🎵Baby! Where the hell is your poppy? 🎵
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Grok imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Grok imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy"
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy"
BBC Headlines about similar policies. One when the Tories were in power last year and 2025 under Labour
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
BBC Headlines about similar policies. One when the Tories were in power last year and 2025 under Labour
"Why hasn't David Lammy fixed the criminal justice system in the 2 months since he was appointed Justice Secretary?"
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Why hasn't David Lammy fixed the criminal justice system in the 2 months since he was appointed Justice Secretary?"
This rings true..
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This rings true..
If a weird little scruff in a baseball cap who'd just drooled down his Open AI t-shirt sat next to you on a train and started spouting his nonsense, you'd move to the next carriage
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If a weird little scruff in a baseball cap who'd just drooled down his Open AI t-shirt sat next to you on a train and started spouting his nonsense, you'd move to the next carriage
"I achieved peak horror novel writing by deftly combining mucoid dread, warm damp clefts, Iron Maiden and a visit to the garden centre to buy slug pellets"
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"I achieved peak horror novel writing by deftly combining mucoid dread, warm damp clefts, Iron Maiden and a visit to the garden centre to buy slug pellets"
Traditional Poppy Day
Poppy Day Today
Poppy Day Today
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Traditional Poppy Day
Poppy Day Today
Poppy Day Today
Let's see what people are saying about me going on strike ... oh
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Let's see what people are saying about me going on strike ... oh
When you When you
know know
your shit you're shit
know know
your shit you're shit
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
When you When you
know know
your shit you're shit
know know
your shit you're shit
I take zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion ...
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I take zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion ...
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
"Taking a break from X to prioritise my mental health."
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Taking a break from X to prioritise my mental health."