Dougal D'Arcy
@mrdarcydog.bsky.social
"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob"
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"I'd be laying a wreath today if it wasn't for the woke blob"
"He's wearing two poppies!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"He's wearing two poppies!"
🎵Baby! Where the hell is your poppy? 🎵
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
🎵Baby! Where the hell is your poppy? 🎵
"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy"
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
"That was the Eyebrow Equivalent with Perfidious Physiognomy"
BBC Headlines about similar policies. One when the Tories were in power last year and 2025 under Labour
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
BBC Headlines about similar policies. One when the Tories were in power last year and 2025 under Labour
"Why hasn't David Lammy fixed the criminal justice system in the 2 months since he was appointed Justice Secretary?"
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Why hasn't David Lammy fixed the criminal justice system in the 2 months since he was appointed Justice Secretary?"
This rings true..
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This rings true..
If a weird little scruff in a baseball cap who'd just drooled down his Open AI t-shirt sat next to you on a train and started spouting his nonsense, you'd move to the next carriage
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If a weird little scruff in a baseball cap who'd just drooled down his Open AI t-shirt sat next to you on a train and started spouting his nonsense, you'd move to the next carriage
"I achieved peak horror novel writing by deftly combining mucoid dread, warm damp clefts, Iron Maiden and a visit to the garden centre to buy slug pellets"
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"I achieved peak horror novel writing by deftly combining mucoid dread, warm damp clefts, Iron Maiden and a visit to the garden centre to buy slug pellets"
Traditional Poppy Day
Poppy Day Today
Poppy Day Today
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Traditional Poppy Day
Poppy Day Today
Poppy Day Today
"There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. Twitter on the other hand is a pile of orc shite"
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- J.R.R. Tolkien
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for. Twitter on the other hand is a pile of orc shite"
- J.R.R. Tolkien
- J.R.R. Tolkien
Let's see what people are saying about me going on strike ... oh
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Let's see what people are saying about me going on strike ... oh
I couldn't believe my Mum lied to me as a child when I found out Auntie Maureen, Auntie Gwen and Aunt Nesta weren't my blood relatives
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I couldn't believe my Mum lied to me as a child when I found out Auntie Maureen, Auntie Gwen and Aunt Nesta weren't my blood relatives
The media always gets this wrong. He did not escape nor abscond but was wrongly released. He is now unlawfully at large
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The media always gets this wrong. He did not escape nor abscond but was wrongly released. He is now unlawfully at large
When you When you
know know
your shit you're shit
know know
your shit you're shit
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
When you When you
know know
your shit you're shit
know know
your shit you're shit
I take zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion ...
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I take zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion ...
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
"Could you sit down, Mr Dillon .."
"We'd like to do it but we can't," isn't the right response to this abomination
October 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"We'd like to do it but we can't," isn't the right response to this abomination