Mr. Charles
@mrcharles00.bsky.social
You can ride your demons to many exotic locales, but of course they will try and kill you the whole time.
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Mr. Charles
@mrcharles00.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Say orthogonal one more time, motherfucker. I dare you.
Strangers with Candy II
July 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Strangers with Candy II
If you have to give a speech and you are nervous just imagine the audience in their underwear and covered in blood because you murdered them in their sleep. That way you are just talking to yourself and there is nothing to be nervous about.
July 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If you have to give a speech and you are nervous just imagine the audience in their underwear and covered in blood because you murdered them in their sleep. That way you are just talking to yourself and there is nothing to be nervous about.
Three hours of AI Jordan Peterson explaining why Tim Pool is the archetypal "PIPSQUEAK". But did I learn anything?
June 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Three hours of AI Jordan Peterson explaining why Tim Pool is the archetypal "PIPSQUEAK". But did I learn anything?
Rather than using marijuana or other drugs I prefer to get high on life through my hobby of putting models together with copious amounts of Tester's glue
June 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Rather than using marijuana or other drugs I prefer to get high on life through my hobby of putting models together with copious amounts of Tester's glue
This won't win me any friends, but it dawned on me that Grover from Sesame St is perfectly built for crucifixion.
June 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This won't win me any friends, but it dawned on me that Grover from Sesame St is perfectly built for crucifixion.
Being loved is like points for women.
May 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Being loved is like points for women.
I just wasn't buying the scene at the end of Andor when everyone, heroes and villains alike stopped to take their ten year de-aging pills.
May 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I just wasn't buying the scene at the end of Andor when everyone, heroes and villains alike stopped to take their ten year de-aging pills.
Suing my mother for a hostile uterine environment.
May 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Suing my mother for a hostile uterine environment.
(Stellan Skaarsgard voice) "Cassian, I need you to go to Endor. There are some creatures there called Ewoks. Their fur is uniquely warm. We are setting up a base on Hoth and we need winter gear. Use a small blaster and aim for the head so you don't ruin the pelts."
May 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
(Stellan Skaarsgard voice) "Cassian, I need you to go to Endor. There are some creatures there called Ewoks. Their fur is uniquely warm. We are setting up a base on Hoth and we need winter gear. Use a small blaster and aim for the head so you don't ruin the pelts."
I'm team Abby. I don't care who knows.
April 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm team Abby. I don't care who knows.
No, I don't want to see what is going behind the scenes at the end of the episode. "The work is mysterious and important." And I don't want to see the strings.
April 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
No, I don't want to see what is going behind the scenes at the end of the episode. "The work is mysterious and important." And I don't want to see the strings.
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The "self-is-fake" bros
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The "self-is-fake" bros
I can't believe I'm not allowed to convert Goya's Disasters of War into Ghibli style on ChatGPT without a subscription. What kind of hellscape are we living in?
April 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I can't believe I'm not allowed to convert Goya's Disasters of War into Ghibli style on ChatGPT without a subscription. What kind of hellscape are we living in?
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NEW: GlobalX flight attendants were told they would fly rock bands, sports teams and sun-seekers.
Then the company started expanding into deportation flights.
“They didn’t tell us these people were going to be shackled, wrists to fucking ankles.”
Then the company started expanding into deportation flights.
“They didn’t tell us these people were going to be shackled, wrists to fucking ankles.”
Inside ICE Air: Flight Attendants on Deportation Planes Say Disaster Is “Only a Matter of Time”
Current and former flight attendants for GlobalX, the private charter airline at the center of Trump’s immigration crackdown, expressed concern about their inability to treat passengers humanely and…
propub.li
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
NEW: GlobalX flight attendants were told they would fly rock bands, sports teams and sun-seekers.
Then the company started expanding into deportation flights.
“They didn’t tell us these people were going to be shackled, wrists to fucking ankles.”
Then the company started expanding into deportation flights.
“They didn’t tell us these people were going to be shackled, wrists to fucking ankles.”
Has anyone said "Plato's goon cave"? I feel like they must have. But just in case. It needed to be said.
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Has anyone said "Plato's goon cave"? I feel like they must have. But just in case. It needed to be said.
Sometimes I want to go to therapy just to tell the tale like the Ancient Mariner.
March 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Sometimes I want to go to therapy just to tell the tale like the Ancient Mariner.
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Ah the good old days when gay just meant happy and merit just meant you were part of the club. MAGA!
March 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Ah the good old days when gay just meant happy and merit just meant you were part of the club. MAGA!
I'm at the age where I can still exercise for two hours straight but I hurt my back pissing too hard.
March 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm at the age where I can still exercise for two hours straight but I hurt my back pissing too hard.
I just started Severance and I already have questions. Fist off. Brilliant opening scene. Absolutely perfect. Then the banter starts. Immediately notice the Pinter influence. Mark even says something about a beat at one point. But then... WHY DID APPLE TV+ MAKE ME LOG IN AGAIN?
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I just started Severance and I already have questions. Fist off. Brilliant opening scene. Absolutely perfect. Then the banter starts. Immediately notice the Pinter influence. Mark even says something about a beat at one point. But then... WHY DID APPLE TV+ MAKE ME LOG IN AGAIN?
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Young men don’t know what money is, they only know of the sea and the precious bitcoins sunk on the Spanish Gallon La Ballena
March 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Young men don’t know what money is, they only know of the sea and the precious bitcoins sunk on the Spanish Gallon La Ballena
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📌The biggest problem isn't that Pete Hegseth is an under-qualified moron who is texting our military secrets to our enemies like some 15-year-old, blackout drunk.
The problem is there is an entire anti-American, bought-off political empire on the Right that simply doesn't give a shit anymore ...
The problem is there is an entire anti-American, bought-off political empire on the Right that simply doesn't give a shit anymore ...
March 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
📌The biggest problem isn't that Pete Hegseth is an under-qualified moron who is texting our military secrets to our enemies like some 15-year-old, blackout drunk.
The problem is there is an entire anti-American, bought-off political empire on the Right that simply doesn't give a shit anymore ...
The problem is there is an entire anti-American, bought-off political empire on the Right that simply doesn't give a shit anymore ...
I'm being told that the biggest revelation from the unredacted JFK files was that he somehow predicted his nephew would commandeer a whale's head. Eerie.
March 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm being told that the biggest revelation from the unredacted JFK files was that he somehow predicted his nephew would commandeer a whale's head. Eerie.
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albert einstein driving 99mph coming up with the idea of jacking off to fully clothed girls media tabs saying "Eureka!" and crashing ihs car
September 16, 2024 at 5:26 AM
albert einstein driving 99mph coming up with the idea of jacking off to fully clothed girls media tabs saying "Eureka!" and crashing ihs car
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The members of the Jan 6 Committee are all proud of our work.
Your threats will not intimidate us.
Or silence us.
Your threats will not intimidate us.
Or silence us.
March 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The members of the Jan 6 Committee are all proud of our work.
Your threats will not intimidate us.
Or silence us.
Your threats will not intimidate us.
Or silence us.
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Chuck Schumer right now:
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Chuck Schumer right now: