Alex Beefgnaw
@mrbeefgnaw.bsky.social
He/Him, Old. Future pastry chef. I bake shit and write shit and yell about games and stuff. Evergreen fandom brainworms: Yakuza/RGG/Judgment (with bonus OC nonsense), megaten, Final Fantasy, Xenogears/Xenosaga, Silent Hill, Ultima, etc. AI bros fuck off.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, Serif
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, Serif
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canva/serif buried it in the footer, but you can still sign in and grab the downloads for V2. worth doing it and backing them up if you don't like the look of the new free affinity app imo
store.serif.com/en-gb/sign-in/
store.serif.com/en-gb/sign-in/
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
canva/serif buried it in the footer, but you can still sign in and grab the downloads for V2. worth doing it and backing them up if you don't like the look of the new free affinity app imo
store.serif.com/en-gb/sign-in/
store.serif.com/en-gb/sign-in/
Hi! I've been busy and also this site is bad on the doomscrolling front so I don't come here much these days. But I made this and you might like it. (advisory: I say "fuck" sometimes)
#zines #baking
#zines #baking
How TF to Bake, Pt. 1 by Beefgnawpolis
The first in a series of zines to show you how to get ready to scratch bake.
beefgnawpolis.itch.io
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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The true horror hear is that you know the real estate agent tried to talk them out of those photos and failed.
August 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The true horror hear is that you know the real estate agent tried to talk them out of those photos and failed.
fuck them durians
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
fuck them durians
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ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net
my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).
my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net
my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).
my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).
new substory idea just dropped
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
new substory idea just dropped
@thelouvreof.bsky.social seeing this in my feed feels like being handed a stick, blindfolded, spun around thrice, and told I have a 50/50 shot at hitting either a piñata full of full size Milky Ways or a murder hornet nest
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@thelouvreof.bsky.social seeing this in my feed feels like being handed a stick, blindfolded, spun around thrice, and told I have a 50/50 shot at hitting either a piñata full of full size Milky Ways or a murder hornet nest
Holy shit. OK, turbo fuck Substack then.
The Substack app apparently push alert promoted a Nazi newsletter to several users. Users have complained about it on Substack Notes but the company hasn’t responded. Generally push alert promos are for content a user is likely to interact with
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Holy shit. OK, turbo fuck Substack then.
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I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save.
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
July 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I made a quick and dirty anti-censorship cheat sheet to help onboard people and direct their energy in a productive direction. This isnt as comprehensive as various websites being shared around, but it should be easy to share and save.
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
Save the png and repost as widely as you can
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There are vanishingly few places for adults to sell works of art to adults online thanks to the christofascist policies of payment processors deciding what is allowed. Artists are watching their entire income and livelihoods disappear overnight. Please help us and sign.
This itch.io NSFW policy change is unfortunately nothing new, the problem isn't the platforms themselves but rather Visa/MC strong-arming these services into revising their NSFW policies.
So if you're eligible I invite you to sign this ACLU petition: action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
So if you're eligible I invite you to sign this ACLU petition: action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
July 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
There are vanishingly few places for adults to sell works of art to adults online thanks to the christofascist policies of payment processors deciding what is allowed. Artists are watching their entire income and livelihoods disappear overnight. Please help us and sign.
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i worked with our director RJ to put together a web page compiling phone numbers, emails, and petitions where you can make your voice heard - protect queer artists and sex workers and tell payment processing companies to end their awful policies harming safe spaces for creative art
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i worked with our director RJ to put together a web page compiling phone numbers, emails, and petitions where you can make your voice heard - protect queer artists and sex workers and tell payment processing companies to end their awful policies harming safe spaces for creative art
"Hey Beefgnaw, how's that final for Technical Writing coming along?"
Well,
Well,
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Hey Beefgnaw, how's that final for Technical Writing coming along?"
Well,
Well,
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Dealing with violations of trash disposal etiquette🗑️
ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆
ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆
June 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dealing with violations of trash disposal etiquette🗑️
ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆
ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆
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Sometimes feel embarrassed for being too "into" my gay little media fixations then I remember the way straight ppl get about football
June 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sometimes feel embarrassed for being too "into" my gay little media fixations then I remember the way straight ppl get about football
nooooooo Solo Solo Travel please don't start shilling for BetterHelp :(
May 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
nooooooo Solo Solo Travel please don't start shilling for BetterHelp :(
One of my textbooks for fall came in today and apparently Fundamentals of Baking is going to be a chemistry class where you can, and are in fact encouraged and even required to, lick the science.
May 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
One of my textbooks for fall came in today and apparently Fundamentals of Baking is going to be a chemistry class where you can, and are in fact encouraged and even required to, lick the science.
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Uline's owners are the 2nd biggest political donors to Trump, so found a non-MAGA alt rec'd on Reddi: EcoEnclose. For shipping boxes for original comic art, so I got EXACTLY the size I wanted. It's half the price once you add in shipping to my house from Uline. EcoEnc $120.32 vs Uline $238.38.
May 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Uline's owners are the 2nd biggest political donors to Trump, so found a non-MAGA alt rec'd on Reddi: EcoEnclose. For shipping boxes for original comic art, so I got EXACTLY the size I wanted. It's half the price once you add in shipping to my house from Uline. EcoEnc $120.32 vs Uline $238.38.
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kiryu: i don’t want to fight.
thugs: well WE want to fight
kiryu: then i will break every bone in your bodies.
thugs: well WE want to fight
kiryu: then i will break every bone in your bodies.
May 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
kiryu: i don’t want to fight.
thugs: well WE want to fight
kiryu: then i will break every bone in your bodies.
thugs: well WE want to fight
kiryu: then i will break every bone in your bodies.
Back in the early-mid aughts I got real into Silent Hill and took a lot of pictures of empty and/or creepy places. Here's a zine about that.
Liminalia by Beefgnawpolis
Taking pictures of places that looked the way I felt.
beefgnawpolis.itch.io
May 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Back in the early-mid aughts I got real into Silent Hill and took a lot of pictures of empty and/or creepy places. Here's a zine about that.
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This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
ok so TIL: Bsky will let you upload an SVG but it will look like refried dog shit. Anyway, making a statement about the art (mostly my own photography) in the next zine I'm farting with.
May 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ok so TIL: Bsky will let you upload an SVG but it will look like refried dog shit. Anyway, making a statement about the art (mostly my own photography) in the next zine I'm farting with.
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if you dont use garlic are you even cooking
May 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
if you dont use garlic are you even cooking