Alex Beefgnaw
@mrbeefgnaw.bsky.social
He/Him, Old. Future pastry chef. I bake shit and write shit and yell about games and stuff. Evergreen fandom brainworms: Yakuza/RGG/Judgment (with bonus OC nonsense), megaten, Final Fantasy, Xenogears/Xenosaga, Silent Hill, Ultima, etc. AI bros fuck off.
Cofuckingsigned. I've been recommending Affinity as an Adobe-killer for YEARS! Boy, I sure won't be doing that anymore!
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Cofuckingsigned. I've been recommending Affinity as an Adobe-killer for YEARS! Boy, I sure won't be doing that anymore!
Begone, prompt jockey.
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Begone, prompt jockey.
How to Fan, Lesson 1: don't fucking do this
September 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
How to Fan, Lesson 1: don't fucking do this
Huh. Yeah, they could have cleaned up the yard a little, maybe slapped a coat of paint on, but it's not THAT cree...
....oh.
....oh.
August 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Huh. Yeah, they could have cleaned up the yard a little, maybe slapped a coat of paint on, but it's not THAT cree...
....oh.
....oh.
"AI assisted" fuck off, bot.
August 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"AI assisted" fuck off, bot.
The haunting melody of his people...
August 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The haunting melody of his people...
ohhhhhh god I loved that stuff. In small quantities. With a glass of water on the side. Who are these maniacs who thought 6 ounces of this shit wasn't enough!?
August 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ohhhhhh god I loved that stuff. In small quantities. With a glass of water on the side. Who are these maniacs who thought 6 ounces of this shit wasn't enough!?
Don't do this. Don't do this to me today.
July 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't do this. Don't do this to me today.
Begone, prompt jockey.
July 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Begone, prompt jockey.
Yes. That's... that's right. That's, uh. [quickly closes "how to hotwire a monster truck" search results tab] very very unlikely to occur.
July 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yes. That's... that's right. That's, uh. [quickly closes "how to hotwire a monster truck" search results tab] very very unlikely to occur.
As a wee tot I was terrified of any and all Loud Noises so I had a love/hate relationship with Farrell's and the sirens and bells and other Loud Noises that would go off when someone had a birthday or whatever it was.
July 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
As a wee tot I was terrified of any and all Loud Noises so I had a love/hate relationship with Farrell's and the sirens and bells and other Loud Noises that would go off when someone had a birthday or whatever it was.