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Alex Beefgnaw
@mrbeefgnaw.bsky.social
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He/Him, Old. Future pastry chef. I bake shit and write shit and yell about games and stuff. Evergreen fandom brainworms: Yakuza/RGG/Judgment (with bonus OC nonsense), megaten, Final Fantasy, Xenogears/Xenosaga, Silent Hill, Ultima, etc. AI bros fuck off.
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@thelouvreof.bsky.social seeing this in my feed feels like being handed a stick, blindfolded, spun around thrice, and told I have a 50/50 shot at hitting either a piñata full of full size Milky Ways or a murder hornet nest
A screenshot of the bottom of an Onion skeet revealing the headline "Search For Missing Child Drags On To Fourth Boring Day", followed by a skeet from Jessica summoning The Louvre of Bluesky to the thread, followed by The Louvre of Bluesky replying, simply and ominously: "Jesus"
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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"Hey Beefgnaw, how's that final for Technical Writing coming along?"

Well,
A proposal section header reading "1: Fuck These 2 Speed Humps In Particular" in pale gray on a dark green background. Below that is some boilerplate introductory text about speed humps/bumps that is not particularly relevant to this shitpost.
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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ok so TIL: Bsky will let you upload an SVG but it will look like refried dog shit. Anyway, making a statement about the art (mostly my own photography) in the next zine I'm farting with.
"AI" in black letters crossed out with the universal symbol for "no" in red, with the words "FUCK genAI all my homies HATE genAI" wrapping around the outside of the "no" circle.
May 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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A grimacing emoji with a double-stuf grimace.
May 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Professor Farnsworth from Futurama: How's the OP doing in the comments? ...to shreds, you say.
May 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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A screenshot of Ichiban Kasuga looking downright horrified at something he sees on his phone.
May 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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"FDA issues warning about black licorice for Halloween" (forbes.com link that's truncated and probably dead by now anyway), followed by a picture of a little dish of black licorice nibs. Under that is a reply from WS Insider Dinger: "It tastes like shit -FDA"
April 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I have one of these. More pocketable than the cube, plus mine came with a little wrist strap that's also satisfying to twirl.
A blue and black fidget toy in the shape of a retro game controller. It has a thumb joystick (clickable), ABXY buttons (two soft, two clicky) a quiet thumb roller thing, a grindy-clicky thumb roller thing, and on the back (not pictured) there's a little spinny dial and a big clicky rocker switch. The end with the joystick also has a little spring-loaded bit and a textured patch.
April 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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apologies to Cats With Hard Hats, I had to Majima Constructionize this one for reasons
A Cats With Hard Hats meme edited into a Majima Construction version. A ginger kitten is wearing a yellow Majima Construction hard hat, smoking a Photoshopped-on cigarette, and has a bottle of Staminan Royale. The meme is titled "His ahh is EMPLOYED" with various kitty parts labeled thus: "Cold dead stare" (arrow pointing at big kitten boba eyes), "Nicotine addiction" (arrow pointing at cigarette), "Hands are NOT soft" (arrow pointing at paws), "Safety apparatus" (pointing at hard hat), "Caffeine dependence" (pointing at Staminan Royale), and "Dirty af" (also pointing at paws).
April 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The hardest working broccoli floret in Japan.

(credit: Solo Travel Japan on YouTube)
A screenshot from a Solo Travel Japan video showing Solo's first trip through an overnight ferry buffet. There is a bowl of rice with extra stuff in it, a bowl of ramen, and a big square divided plate laden with various meats, noodles, and fried things... with one (1) broccoli floret in the lower left corner.
April 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Me in the national security group chat
Ichiban Kasuga staring, kind of horrified, at his phone.
March 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Having a ball with the Old Man Dressup Doll game and bonus pirate sim
A screencap of Goro Majima from Yakuza Pirates in Hawaii, posing on a runway dressed in a red poet shirt, black leather pants, fingerless gloves, and shoes, and an eyepatch with a rose on it, with long loose hair. Goro the tiger--er, cat--sits at his feet with an eyepatch of his own, looking cute.
March 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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"Hey Beefgnaw, how's that argument/persuasive paper going?"

Well,
A screenshot of an outline for an argument/persuasive essay in table form. The left side reads "Body 1 (Prove you are correct)". The right side reads "Topic sentence: First, buying food that's grown, raised, or caught near your home benefits the local economy. Supporting ideas: 1. It Is Known"
February 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Mythical, tantalizing.
Tsuchinoko: Superb snake-like insect that can be used as an ingredient. Mythical, tantalizing.
February 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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The yelling for the mods, though. 😙👌
Four oranges that have had mouths carved into their stem ends so they look like they're ugly crying. Meme text reads "CRY MOAR WAHHHH"
February 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Learning how2custom content for TS4 since it's free and it runs on my emu PC and since I can't draw people for shit it's gonna be the only way I get visual representations of my stupid Yakuza OCs. anyway here's Aoyagi in his 2002 outfit
Screenshot of a sim of Hiroshi Aoyagi in a black blazer and slacks, a blue snakeskin print shirt, rimless glasses, and brown boots that need a rattlesnake skin texture applied to them.
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Kura sent me a code for a free dessert today. Don't mind if I do. Fuck man I'm gonna dream about that taiyaki, it was so fresh and hot and crispy and fluffy and good.
A box-shaped dessert bowl containing a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a blob of sweet red bean paste on top of the ice-cream, and the ass end of a freshly grilled taiyaki (fish-shaped waffle stuffed with more sweet red bean paste) sticking up from behind the ice cream.
February 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I've been drooling over the succulents forever. And the Japanese garden one.

(also I feel like you would appreciate what I did with the Downtown Noodle Shop set)
Lego Minifig Kiryu brandishes a bicycle at Lego Minifig Officer Majima, who is armed with an umbrella. They are fighting in front of the Downtown Noodle Shop set while other minifigs watch in the background. Lego Minifig Officer Majima, having apparently been bludgeoned with a bicycle, is on the ground apparently trying to talk Lego Minifig Kiryu out of breaking the noodle shop sign over his head. Lego Minifig Kiryu continues to advance on the downed Lego Minifig Officer Majima, brandishing the noodle shop sign while other minifigs cheer in the background. After beating the hell out of each other, Lego Minifig Kiryu and Lego Minifig Officer Majima enjoy some ramen together at the Downtown Noodle Shop.
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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anyway I thought about folding cranes to calm down when I catch myself doomscrolling and I've already yelled at my rep and senators two or three times today but... I think we're gonna need something a little stronger for this one, lads
A cute origami crab made from pink floral and strawberry print paper.
February 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I busted this relic from my goth days out of the back of the closet for my polar expedition to the park. It kept me from eating shit more than once and also made me feel like a wizard.
A walking stick made in the image of a cobra wrapped around a black cane leans against a red brick wall in the snow.
January 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I took a little walk this morning.
A photo of a waterpark partly buried under snow. Red umbrellas are dusted with white. Water continues to pour out from the cap of a green mushroom fountain, and the water in the pool and lazy river remains unfrozen.
January 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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anyway I'm having a lot of fun with Photo Mode #alanwake2 #virtualphotography
A artsy screenshot of Alan Wake and Ahti the Janitor (and possibly Literal Finnish Sea God) from Alan Wake 2
January 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Last night I found a Cult Stash with a combo lock whose solution required a little basic algebra and this note was inside it. It took me like thirty seconds. Skill issue, git gud, etc.
A screenshot from Alan Wake 2 of a note found inside a Cult Stash reading: "Why do I have to take a fucking math test to open a stash? What if I needed to get in fast? I can't do math in my head! I'm not Ada fucking Lovelace! I missed dinner getting this thing open! It was family pizza night!"
January 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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He's so Shaped. I had to doodle him.
A pen doodle of a chonky, fluffy cat with tiny ears and a serene face
December 31, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Obligatory Xenosaga Replay Whyfish Post
A screenshot from Xenosaga Episode 1 of a sign depicting open-mouthed fish on a red background with the word "Why?"
December 30, 2024 at 4:05 AM