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Wife was happy when our 36yo son moved out. When we visited him, he had turned his dining room into a war hammer battle room, & the spare bedroom a retro gaming room. Wife was furious saying his house is like a nerdy teen's bedroom. Secretly I'm jealous, he is living my fantasy
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Wife was happy when our 36yo son moved out. When we visited him, he had turned his dining room into a war hammer battle room, & the spare bedroom a retro gaming room. Wife was furious saying his house is like a nerdy teen's bedroom. Secretly I'm jealous, he is living my fantasy
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It turns out the answer to the age old question "Why don't they have lots of robots in Star Trek?" is that lots of robots in Star Trek is fucking annoying
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM
It turns out the answer to the age old question "Why don't they have lots of robots in Star Trek?" is that lots of robots in Star Trek is fucking annoying
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Our thoughts are with the friends and families of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
To our American viewers, please stay safe out there and protect each other.
To our American viewers, please stay safe out there and protect each other.
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Our thoughts are with the friends and families of Renée Good and Alex Pretti.
To our American viewers, please stay safe out there and protect each other.
To our American viewers, please stay safe out there and protect each other.
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Robert F Kennedy is an anti-vaxxer. I mean, I understand him, I get it. If I was a Kennedy, given their family history, I'd be terrified of shots too.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Robert F Kennedy is an anti-vaxxer. I mean, I understand him, I get it. If I was a Kennedy, given their family history, I'd be terrified of shots too.
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I am a successful surgeon in my mid 40s. I almost exclusively eat my dinners with a spoon. It doesn't matter what it is, it's the best way to eat. I know it also marks me out as a maniac.
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I am a successful surgeon in my mid 40s. I almost exclusively eat my dinners with a spoon. It doesn't matter what it is, it's the best way to eat. I know it also marks me out as a maniac.
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I was in my 30s when someone mentioned air guitar and did the universal mime. Until that moment I had been convinced that there was a type of guitar powered by air, a bit like some kind of bagpipe with strings.
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I was in my 30s when someone mentioned air guitar and did the universal mime. Until that moment I had been convinced that there was a type of guitar powered by air, a bit like some kind of bagpipe with strings.
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#nowwatching Event Horizon (1997)
Oh f🌌k yeah, time for some scifi horror. This movie rules. Seen it so many times.
Sam Neill is my top "Guy I Love to See(tm)" in movies. Eye trauma, space trauma, and an amazing set piece with the spinning blades and rotating core. Who else loves this one?
Oh f🌌k yeah, time for some scifi horror. This movie rules. Seen it so many times.
Sam Neill is my top "Guy I Love to See(tm)" in movies. Eye trauma, space trauma, and an amazing set piece with the spinning blades and rotating core. Who else loves this one?
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
#nowwatching Event Horizon (1997)
Oh f🌌k yeah, time for some scifi horror. This movie rules. Seen it so many times.
Sam Neill is my top "Guy I Love to See(tm)" in movies. Eye trauma, space trauma, and an amazing set piece with the spinning blades and rotating core. Who else loves this one?
Oh f🌌k yeah, time for some scifi horror. This movie rules. Seen it so many times.
Sam Neill is my top "Guy I Love to See(tm)" in movies. Eye trauma, space trauma, and an amazing set piece with the spinning blades and rotating core. Who else loves this one?
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The real test of whether you're getting old is if you can still read Viz without a magnifying glass. They should produce a large print A3 version. No joke.
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The real test of whether you're getting old is if you can still read Viz without a magnifying glass. They should produce a large print A3 version. No joke.
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"A protester detained, her bra removed and wedding ring cut off, and some of her clothes never returned..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
In Minneapolis, a Pattern of Misconduct Toward Protesters
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"A protester detained, her bra removed and wedding ring cut off, and some of her clothes never returned..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
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Framing, people. If you say that he got a bruise, then you're conceding that Renee Good hit him with her vehicle. The proper framing is that this guy and his bosses are lying about a murder he committed. Stick to that.
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Framing, people. If you say that he got a bruise, then you're conceding that Renee Good hit him with her vehicle. The proper framing is that this guy and his bosses are lying about a murder he committed. Stick to that.
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I have cultivated a strategy which guarantees I always win at Monopoly: I lose as quickly as possible. The remaining players think I've lost, but they're wrong. I escaped first, so I win.
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I have cultivated a strategy which guarantees I always win at Monopoly: I lose as quickly as possible. The remaining players think I've lost, but they're wrong. I escaped first, so I win.
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If Star Trek ever does a Romulan War movie and they want it to hit hard, the first thing they should do is watch Babylon 5: In the Beginning and take lots of notes.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If Star Trek ever does a Romulan War movie and they want it to hit hard, the first thing they should do is watch Babylon 5: In the Beginning and take lots of notes.
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AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
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“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”
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What's a "comfort" horror watch you don't mind playing often?
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
What's a "comfort" horror watch you don't mind playing often?
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
The Lost Boys (87)
Everyone is so cool in this movie. Kiefer Sutherland. So cool.
Jason Patric. So cool.
Barnard Hughes. So cool.
Corey Haim. So cool.
Bill S. Preston, Esq. So cool
Jami Gertz. So cool.
See. Everyone was so cool.
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Whatever mockery of international “law” existed - any belief in it is surely eviscerated by the actions of Israel and of USA and the appeasement , even encouragement of them, by so many in power
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Whatever mockery of international “law” existed - any belief in it is surely eviscerated by the actions of Israel and of USA and the appeasement , even encouragement of them, by so many in power
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When I'm making gravy from Bisto, the last spoonful is always for me. Granules straight to the mouth. I hope that's normal, I've never told anyone. It's so tasty.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
When I'm making gravy from Bisto, the last spoonful is always for me. Granules straight to the mouth. I hope that's normal, I've never told anyone. It's so tasty.
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All things considered, I'd have rather stayed in the Matrix. Girls, guns, cool clothes, good food. Morpheus can do one.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All things considered, I'd have rather stayed in the Matrix. Girls, guns, cool clothes, good food. Morpheus can do one.
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I took on a bet on Christmas night to eat a jar of pickled onions. Not only did I eat them, I drank the vinegar & then ate 7 pickled eggs. I haven't stopped farting for two days, huge stinky raspers; real acrid, room clearers. If it wasn't for the stomach ache, I'd do it again.
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I took on a bet on Christmas night to eat a jar of pickled onions. Not only did I eat them, I drank the vinegar & then ate 7 pickled eggs. I haven't stopped farting for two days, huge stinky raspers; real acrid, room clearers. If it wasn't for the stomach ache, I'd do it again.
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Trying to decide which of my No Blood For Oil signs to bring out. The one from Bush 41? Bush 43? The other one from Bush 43?
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Trying to decide which of my No Blood For Oil signs to bring out. The one from Bush 41? Bush 43? The other one from Bush 43?
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
These chucklefucks are all the same: they can't govern, and when the stupid people who voted for them start to notice their failure, here comes the lawless invasion.
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Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
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I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.
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A Christmas market on a busy weekend just before Christmas is one of the most unpleasant places on earth to be.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
A Christmas market on a busy weekend just before Christmas is one of the most unpleasant places on earth to be.
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now we find out if the rest of the world does anything to stop a rogue state, run by narcissists, rich kids, attorneys & podcasters, treating anything or anyone they want like a piñata - i imagine Starmer is in a meeting now checking with his advisors on best way to avoid upsetting the Daily Mail
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
now we find out if the rest of the world does anything to stop a rogue state, run by narcissists, rich kids, attorneys & podcasters, treating anything or anyone they want like a piñata - i imagine Starmer is in a meeting now checking with his advisors on best way to avoid upsetting the Daily Mail