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Neil Chalmers
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Software dev, movie & tv geek, gamer, love music & gigs, long-suffering Dundee FC fan, Scottish indy supporter, Scottish Green member, he/him 🏳️‍🌈💖💙💜
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Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel.

After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Preparations for the state visit are almost complete too.
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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"Nigel Farage wants to leave the ECHR to make YOU considerably poorer.

No state pension.
No minimum wage.
No state benefits.
No maternity pay.
No holiday pay.
No sick pay.

And ultimately, no NHS.

Nigel Farage is not on your side.

Wake-up!"

via Sarah
June 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
your pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.

Pope Hobnob IV
your pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.

Pope Edible V
Pope Penis III

just kidding

Pope Mushroom the III
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.
May 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Frankly insane that Israel are still allowed to compete in international competitions of any kind #BoycottEurovision
The only reason Israel has not been banned whereas Russia has is racism from the Eurovision organisers.

They simply don't see Palestinians as real people with lives worthy of their consideration or empathy.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
Seventy-two former Eurovision contestants call for Israel to be banned from contest
Exclusive: Over 70 former contestants have signed an open letter demanding the country and its broadcaster be excluded
www.independent.co.uk
May 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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New bathroom signage just landed
May 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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This deserves another repost.
April 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Sending love and solidarity to trans people everywhere.

We will always fight to protect human rights, dignity and respect for all people. We stand with the trans community today, tomorrow and always.
April 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Massively disappointing ruling today, though not entirely surprising #TransWomenAreWomen
a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind
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media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!
a man with a beard is sitting in a room with a harp in the background
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media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The Golden Girls predicted 2025 😮
February 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Minah: “I feel like Charlotte wouldn’t throw me under a bus”

Smash cut to Charlotte looking archly at the camera dressed as Wile E Coyote diligently receiving a giant box labelled in foot high letters “Acme Patented Minah Under Bus Throwing Machine”.

#thetraitors
January 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Every time #TheTraitors
January 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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If ever one image summed up where we are as a species and as a planet in the year 2025…
The wind gusts are devastating. Truly a hurricane of fire.

Video: @stuartpalley.bsky.social
January 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Happy New Year to all you lovely people 🥳
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Why, 10 years on from Scotland voting NO to Scottish Independence, are we not being regaled with a barrage of reasons outlining how Scotland made the right decision?
December 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”
December 24, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."

Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.

"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.

"No. Three more."

"So four spirits" said Scrooge.

The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Finally, a shirt that lets me proclaim, unashamed, my intense and almost overbearing sense of wanton masculinity, truly I am now the apex of all that is burly and manly and undeodorized in the world, just putting it on released a surging flood of testosterone that frightened the local birds and fish
December 9, 2024 at 8:53 PM