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Salut c'est Marc
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Musique, blagues nulles, musique, et Oxford comma.

Professional CSS writer.
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I love you Robert, donne ton 06
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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Le dessin du jour, par Julien Couty
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Anthropic: Best for coding applications

Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes

Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children

ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Je sais pas si on se rend bien compte de la dinguerie que c'est: le DG de Canal "ASSUME COMPLÈTEMENT" d'avoir un pédocriminel dans son équipe. Il ASSUME.

Et il précise qu'on éloigne les jeunes de lui au cas où. Et on est censé trouver ça NORMAL ?!
Malgré sa condamnation définitive par la Cour de cassation pour corruption de mineurs, Jean-Marc Morandini reste sur CNews.

Le DG de Canal + «assume complètement» et souligne que l'animateur n’est «pas au même étage» que les jeunes stagiaires ➡️ https://l.leparisien.fr/VPGP
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Sir? Sir! Please hold still while you're ripping me out of my car and peppery spraying my eyes so I can scan the 2" x 2" QR code you've covered with a piece of tape with the phone you're going to confiscate
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
La question qui me taraude, c'est comment ?
Ils ne l'ont pas trouvée sur internet, donc il y a quelqu'un chez BFM qui a décidé de prendre du temps à dessiner ça au lieu de faire "clic droit + enregistrer l'image sous..." sur un site random ?
Intéressante carte de BFMTV
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.

And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
Alt: a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I'm wasting my young years. It doesn't matter.
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Well this is remarkable. 😮

Someone built a 3D voxel engine using plain ol’ DOM nodes, no canvas/webgl. And it’s surprisingly performant, since it culls any faces that aren’t currently visible.

Repo: github.com/LayoutitStud...

There’s even a nifty lil’ editor!
January 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Ah ouais quand même
Droit international : la Corée du Nord dénonce le mépris des États-Unis envers l’ONU
🔗https://l.sudouest.fr/LaD1
January 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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I've been asked why I use buttons and links as examples when talking about accessibility. It's because they are the easiest things to author and yet, I still see code like this... This is from the parent site of company that's built an AI tool that boasts 100% compliance.

#Accessibility #HTML
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Peut-être qu’on devrait annexer l’Alaska pour pas que la Russie soit le voisin des USA.
Trump: "If we don't take Greenland, you're gonna have Russia or China as your next door neighbor. That's not going to happen."
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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ATTENTION ARNAQUE !!! Je m'adresse aux LOCATAIRES en priorité !
Des gens se font passer pour des bons samaritains et vous hébergent en échangent d'un tiers de votre salaire, mais en réalité ils utilisent l'argent en partie pour REMBOURSER LEUR EMPRUNT et vous ne GAGNEZ RIEN !!
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Everyone should be submitting this to Apple and Google.
I recommend submitting a complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Comment reconnaître la langue européenne que l'on est en train de lire ?
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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I will take a movie or tv show, thank you

www.them.us/story/usa-ca...
Team USA and Team Canada Women's Hockey Players Keep Marrying Each Other
How many lesbian ice hockey rival weddings can there be? As many as possible, we hope.
www.them.us
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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I forgot to advertise here but I have vinyl for anyone interested

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January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Toutes les héroïnes ne portent pas de capes...
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Si ça se trouve il confond juste avec les boulangeries.
Les bistrots au patrimoine immatériel de l’Unesco ?

Pour Emmanuel Macron, ces lieux «sont aussi ceux qui vendent beaucoup de croissants, de baguettes, des produits de tradition et qui sont aussi à l’avant-garde de ce savoir-faire français» ➡️ https://l.leparisien.fr/9c4R
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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always true
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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The dust of decades settles on your keyboard as you push aside lines of vendor prefixes

Your fedora casts shadows over cryptic CSS hacks from another era. "This belongs in a museum" you mutter

ReliCSS: The front-end archaeologist's tool for navigating legacy CSS

www.alwaystwisted.com/relicss/

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ReliCSS - Web Interface
www.alwaystwisted.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM