Jacob Ritter
@mornscreek.bsky.social
Information broker, gun hexer, visionary. Resident Zeitgeist at the firm of Eye, Heart, and Pyramid. Herald of the nameless days. #SWLRP
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November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Merry Samhain, sweetlings! A jumpscare for those unaware: Secret World Legends’ Samhain 2025 event has been quietly extended and is now ending on 19 November 2025 at 12:00:00 PM EST (17:00:00 UTC)!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Merry Samhain, sweetlings! A jumpscare for those unaware: Secret World Legends’ Samhain 2025 event has been quietly extended and is now ending on 19 November 2025 at 12:00:00 PM EST (17:00:00 UTC)!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
If you have a broken "The Broadcast - Tier Three" and haven't petitioned yet, petition ASAP!
A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
If you ever had any doubt as to why we have to run the show, around here, just look at how many people are convinced that free bus fare will end civilization as we know it.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you ever had any doubt as to why we have to run the show, around here, just look at how many people are convinced that free bus fare will end civilization as we know it.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
The FAA won't notice for obvious reasons, but some of you might. Try not to pay any attention the unusual air activity over western PA for a few hours.
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The FAA won't notice for obvious reasons, but some of you might. Try not to pay any attention the unusual air activity over western PA for a few hours.
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
We're gonna be doing some... maneuvers. Yeah, we'll go with that.
#swlrp
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Thought it would never happen...
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Thought it would never happen...
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
The return of the Haunted Ealdwic Ghost Tour!
This Saturday 1 Nov 9 PM EDT. Join me behind the Horned God and come in costume/fancy dress.
safetynotguaranteed
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
Today's color out of Space is: Bistre
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Today's color out of Space is: Bistre
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
The apotropaic uses of Jack-o-Lanterns are widely understood... Less widely understood? If you spot a trail of burned out Jack-O-Lanterns over the next few days, follow it. It never walks the same path twice, and you don't wanna be on it's next route.
#SWLRP
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Field Office MMT-2145 is on lockdown. Most of the time when people say 'word vomit' they mean someone won't shut up. In this case, someone read something they shouldn't and now its very, very literal.
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Field Office MMT-2145 is on lockdown. Most of the time when people say 'word vomit' they mean someone won't shut up. In this case, someone read something they shouldn't and now its very, very literal.
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
Could have gone my whole life without seeing that, if I'm being honest.
#SWLRP
Making every new field agent I'm assigned do an all endings marathon of 'The Lacerator' before every mission until they stop coming back in pieces.
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Making every new field agent I'm assigned do an all endings marathon of 'The Lacerator' before every mission until they stop coming back in pieces.
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
#SWLRP #Bestpractices
When the Bone Mason asks if he can have some bones, he's gonna tell you he'll only take tiny ones you won't miss. I've got a foot thick file over here that says you absolutely WILL miss them. Act accordingly.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the Bone Mason asks if he can have some bones, he's gonna tell you he'll only take tiny ones you won't miss. I've got a foot thick file over here that says you absolutely WILL miss them. Act accordingly.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
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Garcon Bleu - 04 #SecretWorldLegends
- French Language Client
- ability damage from movement abilities only
twitch.tv/jimmytherabbit
youtube.com/jimmytherabbit
- French Language Client
- ability damage from movement abilities only
twitch.tv/jimmytherabbit
youtube.com/jimmytherabbit
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Garcon Bleu - 04 #SecretWorldLegends
- French Language Client
- ability damage from movement abilities only
twitch.tv/jimmytherabbit
youtube.com/jimmytherabbit
- French Language Client
- ability damage from movement abilities only
twitch.tv/jimmytherabbit
youtube.com/jimmytherabbit
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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'Tis the season. Oh wait.
October 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
'Tis the season. Oh wait.
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" Motherfucker, I'll punch a baby into orbit if I need to. Don't confuse my being polite with a lack of acumen.
Don't get all satan-y on me and I will stay perfectly chill.
#SWLRP
Don't get all satan-y on me and I will stay perfectly chill.
#SWLRP
October 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" Motherfucker, I'll punch a baby into orbit if I need to. Don't confuse my being polite with a lack of acumen.
Don't get all satan-y on me and I will stay perfectly chill.
#SWLRP
Don't get all satan-y on me and I will stay perfectly chill.
#SWLRP
To be fair, some of those cut corners weren't accidents. Some.
Oh no, the tech barons cut corners? Who would have seen that coming.
A leaked US Army memo warns the Next Generation Command and Control system built by Anduril, Palantir, Microsoft and others—is riddled with cybersecurity flaws and “very high risk” due to severe cybersecurity flaws.
The flaws could give US adversaries undetectable access to battlefield data.
The flaws could give US adversaries undetectable access to battlefield data.
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
To be fair, some of those cut corners weren't accidents. Some.
Over at the Sketch Gallery in Mayfair. I'm almost positive this room was specifically designed for vampire bar fights. Whole place looks like Picasso threw up on it.
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Over at the Sketch Gallery in Mayfair. I'm almost positive this room was specifically designed for vampire bar fights. Whole place looks like Picasso threw up on it.
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
Today's Color Out of Space is: Dangerous Robot
Technological amalgams have a 12% increased likelihood of spontaneous animation between the hours of 6pm and 9pm, rolling local time. Lock all junk drawers and unplug all devices during this time.
#SWLRP
Technological amalgams have a 12% increased likelihood of spontaneous animation between the hours of 6pm and 9pm, rolling local time. Lock all junk drawers and unplug all devices during this time.
#SWLRP
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Today's Color Out of Space is: Dangerous Robot
Technological amalgams have a 12% increased likelihood of spontaneous animation between the hours of 6pm and 9pm, rolling local time. Lock all junk drawers and unplug all devices during this time.
#SWLRP
Technological amalgams have a 12% increased likelihood of spontaneous animation between the hours of 6pm and 9pm, rolling local time. Lock all junk drawers and unplug all devices during this time.
#SWLRP
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time to make the shitposts
September 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
time to make the shitposts