Jacob Ritter
@mornscreek.bsky.social
Information broker, gun hexer, visionary. Resident Zeitgeist at the firm of Eye, Heart, and Pyramid. Herald of the nameless days. #SWLRP
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Over at the Sketch Gallery in Mayfair. I'm almost positive this room was specifically designed for vampire bar fights. Whole place looks like Picasso threw up on it.
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Over at the Sketch Gallery in Mayfair. I'm almost positive this room was specifically designed for vampire bar fights. Whole place looks like Picasso threw up on it.
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.
#swlrp
This is alien abduction country if I've ever seen it. Fire in the sky, Hopkinsville goblin type shit. There's also only, like, five places in the entire town that get a signal.
Beam me up, I guess.
#SWLRP
Beam me up, I guess.
#SWLRP
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is alien abduction country if I've ever seen it. Fire in the sky, Hopkinsville goblin type shit. There's also only, like, five places in the entire town that get a signal.
Beam me up, I guess.
#SWLRP
Beam me up, I guess.
#SWLRP
Ok, I know I was just giving them shit for being cliche like two minutes ago, but if this thing doesn't start cackling maniacally before I finish my breakfast I'm gonna be extremely disappointed.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
August 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok, I know I was just giving them shit for being cliche like two minutes ago, but if this thing doesn't start cackling maniacally before I finish my breakfast I'm gonna be extremely disappointed.
#SWLRP
#SWLRP
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
British cooking usually gets a bad wrap, but the truth is, you just need to know where to look.
A bottomless bank account helps, to be fair. Have to pop into The Bar Below next and sample the offerings.
#SWLRP
A bottomless bank account helps, to be fair. Have to pop into The Bar Below next and sample the offerings.
#SWLRP
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
British cooking usually gets a bad wrap, but the truth is, you just need to know where to look.
A bottomless bank account helps, to be fair. Have to pop into The Bar Below next and sample the offerings.
#SWLRP
A bottomless bank account helps, to be fair. Have to pop into The Bar Below next and sample the offerings.
#SWLRP
June 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Late lunch at Jean-Georges, then off to slum it with QA for a few hours. If you're wondering if its about you, its not.
The person in question knows what they did. So do we, naturally.
#SWLRP
The person in question knows what they did. So do we, naturally.
#SWLRP
June 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Late lunch at Jean-Georges, then off to slum it with QA for a few hours. If you're wondering if its about you, its not.
The person in question knows what they did. So do we, naturally.
#SWLRP
The person in question knows what they did. So do we, naturally.
#SWLRP
June 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When that agent walks into your office. You know the one.
May 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When that agent walks into your office. You know the one.
May 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
May 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The fact that there's now an 'Alex Jones doppelganger' conspiracy theory is the funniest fucking shit for a whole goddamned onion of reasons. The layers are superb.
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The fact that there's now an 'Alex Jones doppelganger' conspiracy theory is the funniest fucking shit for a whole goddamned onion of reasons. The layers are superb.
On the road again,
Something, something on the road again,
Shooting mindslaves with my guns, again.
Can't wait to get on the road, again.
On the road, again.
Orochi agent tailing my car, again.
Something something, kill him behind an Applebees
and I can't wait to get on the road, again.
#SWLRP
Something, something on the road again,
Shooting mindslaves with my guns, again.
Can't wait to get on the road, again.
On the road, again.
Orochi agent tailing my car, again.
Something something, kill him behind an Applebees
and I can't wait to get on the road, again.
#SWLRP
March 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
On the road again,
Something, something on the road again,
Shooting mindslaves with my guns, again.
Can't wait to get on the road, again.
On the road, again.
Orochi agent tailing my car, again.
Something something, kill him behind an Applebees
and I can't wait to get on the road, again.
#SWLRP
Something, something on the road again,
Shooting mindslaves with my guns, again.
Can't wait to get on the road, again.
On the road, again.
Orochi agent tailing my car, again.
Something something, kill him behind an Applebees
and I can't wait to get on the road, again.
#SWLRP