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moriah
@moriahj.bsky.social
I'll talk politics, books, cats, chickens, and crafts. ❤️‍🔥

tiktok & storygraph: @m0r1ahj0rd4n
People have this assumption that if you go to therapy you'll become a nicer person.

No, bitch, my therapist just released a fucking monster.
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
"the gov killed ________!"

that was a 70 year old man who had heart failure
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I need people to understand that bombarding people with doom and violence will not inspire people into momentum. In fact, it'll do more to freeze people on the spot.

& no this doesn't mean lie or "baby" people, if you think so you should probably just stop altogether
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Ah yes, a screenshot from X - reliable news source you have there.
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I think shifting focus from Nazi Germany to our own personal history would be more effective considering who they learned & took inspiration from.
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"We're mot asking anything new from ICE. Checkmate, Republicans!"
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 AM
"I voted Republican my entire life until Trump!"

You basically paved the way for Trump then bailed, asshole. You haven't earn any bragging rights nor did you earn any respect.
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.

*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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(black widow spider playing fuck marry kill) I love this game
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
a man who only reads self-help book written by other men? 🚩

#booksky
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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made a big plate of nachos and having a beer while i watch the game (curling)
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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there's so much disrespect of romance writers and romance readers baked into the idea that AI-driven production of novels is 'better'. as if writing romance isn't skillful, hard and joyous work. as if romance readers aren't discerning, loyal and savvy.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"This book is awful, I hate it...I can't stop reading it." - my kid

relatable

#booksky
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Someone is going to write a dissertation about this half time show and I will read it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I am in tears
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Dancing Queen by ABBA is officially off the playlists.
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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getting my bikini body ready (waiting for the ground to thaw so the graves are easier to dig up)
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Gotta close my Old Navy card - owned by Barclay's.
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
ate poorly, and overate at that - logged in all the food I overconsumed and discovered everything I ate was incredibly high in iron, which I am deficient in & i got over 145% of my daily intake so.....a win? lmao
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
*reads Sailor Moon volumes 1-8*

Me: Wow, 8 books in one week? I'm crushing it! 😎

#booksky
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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🧵If folks are feeling paralyzed by & unable to do anything about the Epstein files, plz know there are so many things we can do in our personal lives. I wrote about some of these a few days ago in terms of safety. But also:

Reject beauty standards based on pedophilia!

E.g. embrace public hair!
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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instead of reaching the sensible “MeToo did not go far enough” conclusion, what if we just go back to investigating suspicious Wayfair listings and mis-analyzing Eyes Wide Shut
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Thinking about "Them" by Jon Ronson heavily these days. #booksky
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Finally left the house after being snowed in for almost two weeks & I'm gonna have to be DRAGGED back home by force
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM