🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
@mopathguy.bsky.social
Molecular Pathologist, Nuclear Family Member, Atomic Fireball. None of this is medical advice. It’s barely cogent. #MedSky #PathSky #MoPath
Contrary to much Internet opinion, these guys absolutely understand that Sauron was the villain, and that he lost. Ask them how they feel about the confederacy or the Nazis and it’ll click.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Contrary to much Internet opinion, these guys absolutely understand that Sauron was the villain, and that he lost. Ask them how they feel about the confederacy or the Nazis and it’ll click.
“Vader” was too on the nose?
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“Vader” was too on the nose?
Too bad “Chinatown” was already taken.
Watching Rush Hour with my kids. Forgot it was a movie that drops its own title in dialogue in the first ten minutes. “No problem, it’s just… Rush Hour.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Too bad “Chinatown” was already taken.
Watching Rush Hour with my kids. Forgot it was a movie that drops its own title in dialogue in the first ten minutes. “No problem, it’s just… Rush Hour.”
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Watching Rush Hour with my kids. Forgot it was a movie that drops its own title in dialogue in the first ten minutes. “No problem, it’s just… Rush Hour.”
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
Find a better metaphor for the tech industry going into 2026. I’ll wait.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Find a better metaphor for the tech industry going into 2026. I’ll wait.
For sale: baby. For shoes, see separate ad.
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
For sale: baby. For shoes, see separate ad.
Just saw Avatar 1x3
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just saw Avatar 1x3
Bartender, cani buy the woman at the end of the bar a Sierra Nevada HPV?
www.sciencenews.org/article/vacc...
www.sciencenews.org/article/vacc...
He made beer that’s also a vaccine. Now controversy is brewing
An NIH scientist’s maverick approach reveals legal, ethical, moral, scientific and social challenges to developing potentially life-saving vaccines.
www.sciencenews.org
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bartender, cani buy the woman at the end of the bar a Sierra Nevada HPV?
www.sciencenews.org/article/vacc...
www.sciencenews.org/article/vacc...
Me: I’m sorry, you weren’t supposed to see the presents. Can you keep it a secret?
Son1: Yes. <runs to his brother> I saw a secret in Dad’s office!!!
Son2: Was it presents?
Soon 1: YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!!!!
Son1: Yes. <runs to his brother> I saw a secret in Dad’s office!!!
Son2: Was it presents?
Soon 1: YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me: I’m sorry, you weren’t supposed to see the presents. Can you keep it a secret?
Son1: Yes. <runs to his brother> I saw a secret in Dad’s office!!!
Son2: Was it presents?
Soon 1: YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!!!!
Son1: Yes. <runs to his brother> I saw a secret in Dad’s office!!!
Son2: Was it presents?
Soon 1: YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!!!!
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
Rants #4: The Empire Makes Terrible Choices Regarding Public Health
Talking/ranting about the news of the day with @gorskon.bsky.social @mdaware.org and @enirenberg.bsky.social
Links: tinyurl.com/y6mj38hh
Talking/ranting about the news of the day with @gorskon.bsky.social @mdaware.org and @enirenberg.bsky.social
Links: tinyurl.com/y6mj38hh
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Rants #4: The Empire Makes Terrible Choices Regarding Public Health
Talking/ranting about the news of the day with @gorskon.bsky.social @mdaware.org and @enirenberg.bsky.social
Links: tinyurl.com/y6mj38hh
Talking/ranting about the news of the day with @gorskon.bsky.social @mdaware.org and @enirenberg.bsky.social
Links: tinyurl.com/y6mj38hh
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
short thread of some of the things we (@enirenberg.bsky.social / @gorskon.bsky.social / me) mentioned in the @kavehmd.bsky.social:
Rants #4: The Empire Makes Terrible Choices Regarding Public Health
Talking/ranting about the news of the day with @gorskon.bsky.social @mdaware.org and @enirenberg.bsky.social
Links: tinyurl.com/y6mj38hh
Talking/ranting about the news of the day with @gorskon.bsky.social @mdaware.org and @enirenberg.bsky.social
Links: tinyurl.com/y6mj38hh
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
short thread of some of the things we (@enirenberg.bsky.social / @gorskon.bsky.social / me) mentioned in the @kavehmd.bsky.social:
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
Me: what did you think of the movie?
My son: Meh.
Me: Maybe you’d like it better if you saw it from the beginning.
My son: I think I’d like it better if I saw it from the end.
My son: Meh.
Me: Maybe you’d like it better if you saw it from the beginning.
My son: I think I’d like it better if I saw it from the end.
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me: what did you think of the movie?
My son: Meh.
Me: Maybe you’d like it better if you saw it from the beginning.
My son: I think I’d like it better if I saw it from the end.
My son: Meh.
Me: Maybe you’d like it better if you saw it from the beginning.
My son: I think I’d like it better if I saw it from the end.
Friend: You know, just because you think something doesn’t mean you have to say it.
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Friend: You know, just because you think something doesn’t mean you have to say it.
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
Me <long pause>: Are you under the impression you’ve been seeing me… unfiltered?
On this day, I give thanks for the interesting consult.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
On this day, I give thanks for the interesting consult.
I think the time is right for an “Innerspace” sequel.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think the time is right for an “Innerspace” sequel.
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The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.
Any questions about my interest in your opinion can be referred to my facial expression.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Any questions about my interest in your opinion can be referred to my facial expression.
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
Handed a patient a printout of a CDC summary.
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Handed a patient a printout of a CDC summary.
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
Reposted by 🧬Jason N. Rosenbaum, MD🧬 (he/him)
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the WikiBear from the classic Conan O'Brien sketch Don't Create The WikiBear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the WikiBear from the classic Conan O'Brien sketch Don't Create The WikiBear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpx3...
Thank God she doesn’t have that problem
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Thank God she doesn’t have that problem