moonkipa
@moonkipa.bsky.social
Reposted by moonkipa
the antiques roadshow guy said this vase is worthless and my grandpa was “stupider than shit”
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
the antiques roadshow guy said this vase is worthless and my grandpa was “stupider than shit”
Google how do I instantly learn to ride a bike no practice involved
February 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Google how do I instantly learn to ride a bike no practice involved
There is something evil in this office kitchen that fucks with my Bluetooth headphones
January 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There is something evil in this office kitchen that fucks with my Bluetooth headphones
Reposted by moonkipa
Truly going through some Shit lately
Everything is temporary etc. but man. Can we fast forward through this stage lmao
Everything is temporary etc. but man. Can we fast forward through this stage lmao
l.ao
January 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Truly going through some Shit lately
Everything is temporary etc. but man. Can we fast forward through this stage lmao
Everything is temporary etc. but man. Can we fast forward through this stage lmao
Reposted by moonkipa
(things going horribly for me) Well well well, it seems things have just gotten interesting
January 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
(things going horribly for me) Well well well, it seems things have just gotten interesting
currently supplement maxxing trying to work out exactly what I'm deficient in
January 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
currently supplement maxxing trying to work out exactly what I'm deficient in
Reposted by moonkipa
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
January 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that
Reposted by moonkipa
I’m taking a cruise on the Demeter and this other passenger is SO ANNOYING. He’s at the buffet asking if they’ve got any blood?? What kind of a cruise does he think this is?
January 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m taking a cruise on the Demeter and this other passenger is SO ANNOYING. He’s at the buffet asking if they’ve got any blood?? What kind of a cruise does he think this is?
Have never been so humbled in my life as at a pilates class
January 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Have never been so humbled in my life as at a pilates class
I fear my entire sense of style is devolving into items with black and white gingham print
December 29, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I fear my entire sense of style is devolving into items with black and white gingham print
received some very stinky gifts this year
December 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
received some very stinky gifts this year
Reposted by moonkipa
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
Reposted by moonkipa
We all have that one homie who is sallow like unto a corpse
December 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
We all have that one homie who is sallow like unto a corpse
Reposted by moonkipa
You there, boy! What day- (gunshot)
December 25, 2024 at 12:22 PM
You there, boy! What day- (gunshot)
Entering food coma nap state
December 25, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Entering food coma nap state
People yapping on early trains has pushed me over the edge and i need to get over ear headphones
December 23, 2024 at 9:10 PM
People yapping on early trains has pushed me over the edge and i need to get over ear headphones
okay wait infinity nikki is really fun....
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 AM
okay wait infinity nikki is really fun....
Idk why I'm so nice to callers at work when I hear people a few desks over being so mean LMAO
December 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Idk why I'm so nice to callers at work when I hear people a few desks over being so mean LMAO
Entering the stage of my twenties where I'm starting to go yoghurt mode
December 20, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Entering the stage of my twenties where I'm starting to go yoghurt mode
Reposted by moonkipa
all things i do glorify christ. not on purpose or anything. i'm not a religious person. he just vibes with me. jesus fucks with the vision
December 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
all things i do glorify christ. not on purpose or anything. i'm not a religious person. he just vibes with me. jesus fucks with the vision
Tried to book a blood test and it turns out you can just walk in???
December 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Tried to book a blood test and it turns out you can just walk in???
Want to rollerskate after work but also have chores to do.... Also not good enough to rollerskate while doing chores
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Want to rollerskate after work but also have chores to do.... Also not good enough to rollerskate while doing chores