Monstrous Jaffa
@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.
Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.
He/Him
Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.
He/Him
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____ ) ::::::::::::: FINGERTIPS
_ ) ::::::::::: have MEMORIES
_ ) :::::::: mine can’t FORGET
--- . ___ ) : the curves of your BODY
--- ' _ \ ____
____ ) ::::::::::::: FINGERTIPS
_ ) ::::::::::: have MEMORIES
_ ) :::::::: mine can’t FORGET
--- . ___ ) : the curves of your BODY
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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--- ' _ \ ____
____ ) ::::::::::::: FINGERTIPS
_ ) ::::::::::: have MEMORIES
_ ) :::::::: mine can’t FORGET
--- . ___ ) : the curves of your BODY
--- ' _ \ ____
____ ) ::::::::::::: FINGERTIPS
_ ) ::::::::::: have MEMORIES
_ ) :::::::: mine can’t FORGET
--- . ___ ) : the curves of your BODY
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Imagine opening a web page with no pop ups, no invitations to mailing lists, no privacy disclaimers. Imagine just opening and looking at the thing you wanted to see.
Bring back books.
Bring back books.
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Imagine opening a web page with no pop ups, no invitations to mailing lists, no privacy disclaimers. Imagine just opening and looking at the thing you wanted to see.
Bring back books.
Bring back books.
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The emails say what.......?
This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The emails say what.......?
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This Helmut Newton photograph of Charlotte Rampling doesn't really have any nudity but still manages to be about the naughtiest thing I've ever seen.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This Helmut Newton photograph of Charlotte Rampling doesn't really have any nudity but still manages to be about the naughtiest thing I've ever seen.
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Apposite at the moment because of her appearance on celebrity traitors, but the stalking of an underage Charlotte Church by the British tabloids as she approached adulthood was memorably vile.
In the 80s and 90s, newspapers (well, tabloids) in the UK would run countdowns and front page articles for when child actresses would turn 16 or 18.
in the late 00s, the jail bait subreddit was the #1 google result for “Reddit,” ranking above Reddit dot com, and all site admins could do about it was decline to give out the gold alien trophy it had objectively earned for “best new subreddit”
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Apposite at the moment because of her appearance on celebrity traitors, but the stalking of an underage Charlotte Church by the British tabloids as she approached adulthood was memorably vile.
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Yes, this would definitely work for me.
The contrast between warm kisses and cool touches makes me shiver.
The contrast between warm kisses and cool touches makes me shiver.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yes, this would definitely work for me.
The contrast between warm kisses and cool touches makes me shiver.
The contrast between warm kisses and cool touches makes me shiver.
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NEW
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
emptycity.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
NEW
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
The letter the BBC could send back to Trump
A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim
By me. Enjoy.
emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...
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How do Lenny Henry’s arguments for reparations for trans-Atlantic slavery stand up to Lord Biggar’s arguments against them? Head-to-head review here:
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
How do Lenny Henry’s arguments for reparations for trans-Atlantic slavery stand up to Lord Biggar’s arguments against them? Head-to-head review here:
Come out for the bus and again the fireworks are going off.
Why are people such dickheads?
Why are people such dickheads?
Will you just FUCK OFF with the fireworks.
Dog is fucking terrified and hasn't eaten properly for getting on two weeks now so just FUCK OFF 🤬🤬🤬
Dog is fucking terrified and hasn't eaten properly for getting on two weeks now so just FUCK OFF 🤬🤬🤬
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Come out for the bus and again the fireworks are going off.
Why are people such dickheads?
Why are people such dickheads?
Youngest made lasagne for dinner and it was blooming lush 😋😋
Now it's off to the bus stop to go see Bugonia with @ouizzi.bsky.social
Now it's off to the bus stop to go see Bugonia with @ouizzi.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Youngest made lasagne for dinner and it was blooming lush 😋😋
Now it's off to the bus stop to go see Bugonia with @ouizzi.bsky.social
Now it's off to the bus stop to go see Bugonia with @ouizzi.bsky.social
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Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery?
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery?
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
This is bonkers. The sub threads (not a pun) about different potential explosive threats is a fascinating reminder that being a seafaring nation can have it's drawbacks.
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is bonkers. The sub threads (not a pun) about different potential explosive threats is a fascinating reminder that being a seafaring nation can have it's drawbacks.
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NEW
A close look at Trump's $1 billion claim against the BBC
The litigation letter is weak, but his underlying practical position is not weak
By me:
emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo... (Substack)
(Non-Substack link to follow.)
A close look at Trump's $1 billion claim against the BBC
The litigation letter is weak, but his underlying practical position is not weak
By me:
emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo... (Substack)
(Non-Substack link to follow.)
A close look at Trump's $1 billion claim against the BBC
The litigation letter is weak, but his underlying practical position is not weak
emptycity.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
NEW
A close look at Trump's $1 billion claim against the BBC
The litigation letter is weak, but his underlying practical position is not weak
By me:
emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo... (Substack)
(Non-Substack link to follow.)
A close look at Trump's $1 billion claim against the BBC
The litigation letter is weak, but his underlying practical position is not weak
By me:
emptycity.substack.com/p/a-close-lo... (Substack)
(Non-Substack link to follow.)
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Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out.
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out.
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
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Humanist and author Kurt Vonnegut was born on this day 1922.
Here's Kurt on the humanist approach to life, as featured in #TheLittleBookofHumanism ❤️
Here's Kurt on the humanist approach to life, as featured in #TheLittleBookofHumanism ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Humanist and author Kurt Vonnegut was born on this day 1922.
Here's Kurt on the humanist approach to life, as featured in #TheLittleBookofHumanism ❤️
Here's Kurt on the humanist approach to life, as featured in #TheLittleBookofHumanism ❤️
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The science of storytelling with author and humanist Kurt Vonnegut 😅❤️
Kurt was born #OnThisDay 1922.
Kurt was born #OnThisDay 1922.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The science of storytelling with author and humanist Kurt Vonnegut 😅❤️
Kurt was born #OnThisDay 1922.
Kurt was born #OnThisDay 1922.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Just another reform councillor doing the racism, sexism, homophobic, transphobic thing.
But the problem is the BBC.... 🤷♂️
But the problem is the BBC.... 🤷♂️
Reform UK's Councillor Peter Mason for Burton South, East Staffordshire has some pretty disgusting posts.
It's all under the title 'County Councillor'. So we're here to share them.
Look how smiley Nigel Farage is in this photo posing with Peter.
It's all under the title 'County Councillor'. So we're here to share them.
Look how smiley Nigel Farage is in this photo posing with Peter.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Just another reform councillor doing the racism, sexism, homophobic, transphobic thing.
But the problem is the BBC.... 🤷♂️
But the problem is the BBC.... 🤷♂️
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Also some dogs because it's always dog o'clock somewhere
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Also some dogs because it's always dog o'clock somewhere
Stunning murmurations
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Stunning murmurations
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Alright everyone, we raised $33.50 this first week! you're all awesome and i appreciate you helping my community. there's a lot of need in my area, and i found a great group to send it to. Dunno what's going on with the shutdown right now but i'm gonna keep donating until i know SNAP is funded.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Alright everyone, we raised $33.50 this first week! you're all awesome and i appreciate you helping my community. there's a lot of need in my area, and i found a great group to send it to. Dunno what's going on with the shutdown right now but i'm gonna keep donating until i know SNAP is funded.