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Mistletoe Jaffa
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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.

Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.

He/Him
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Evening BlueSky!

Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....

And trying to work out how to combine the two.

So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
It's called Bridge of Lies.

Knowing the actual name makes no difference. It's still shit.
There is a really shit reincarnation of The Adventure Game on BBC1 at the moment, something to do with crossing a bridge.

It's The Vortex but with EastEnders actors instead of Argonds.

Got a feeling Uncle wouldn't think it was Doogy Rev at all.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There is a really shit reincarnation of The Adventure Game on BBC1 at the moment, something to do with crossing a bridge.

It's The Vortex but with EastEnders actors instead of Argonds.

Got a feeling Uncle wouldn't think it was Doogy Rev at all.
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Nu for starshumansnests.com/ages - Ages, a joyous celebration of our amazing human bodies, at whatever age we happen to be.

#realBodies #disabilityRights #lgbtqi #trans #nakedInPublic #nude

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December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We don't kink shame but Pinocchio wearing a thong in Shrek 2 is movie gold.
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Call them out for what they are. They are not vaccine sceptic. They are pro disease.

They are in favour of children being ill and possibly dying.

Call it out.
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Agrivoltaics boost crop yields even when the solar panels aren’t generating power. New research from Canada shows that shading crops with elevated solar panels creates a cooler, wetter microclimate that can lift yields and improve performance across dozens of crops. buff.ly/6eqClf1
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The gift that keeps on giving: How solar panels on farms can help increase crop yields
A new study finds farmers can enjoy increased crop yeilds under partial shade of solar panels long after they stop working decades from now.
buff.ly
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Bandido Yankees 😢
Katherine Ross lying in bed, correcting her boys Spanish through the wall.

Yes please.
Five minutes or so of black and white images of Redford, Kerr and Newman just looking utterly, delectably glamorous.

You just can't imagine that happening in cinema now.
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Katherine Ross lying in bed, correcting her boys Spanish through the wall.

Yes please.
Five minutes or so of black and white images of Redford, Kerr and Newman just looking utterly, delectably glamorous.

You just can't imagine that happening in cinema now.
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Five minutes or so of black and white images of Redford, Kerr and Newman just looking utterly, delectably glamorous.

You just can't imagine that happening in cinema now.
I can't swim.....
Paul Newman just threw himself gleefully in a watering hole, then Robert Redford drew his thumb across his lips.

Slowly and deliberately.

Plot? No idea at this point.
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I can't swim.....
Paul Newman just threw himself gleefully in a watering hole, then Robert Redford drew his thumb across his lips.

Slowly and deliberately.

Plot? No idea at this point.
Also missed a comment on Raindrops keep falling on my head because there was a glimpse of Katherine Ross's thighs.

This film is simply unfair on us mere mortals.
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Paul Newman just threw himself gleefully in a watering hole, then Robert Redford drew his thumb across his lips.

Slowly and deliberately.

Plot? No idea at this point.
Also missed a comment on Raindrops keep falling on my head because there was a glimpse of Katherine Ross's thighs.

This film is simply unfair on us mere mortals.
"well that ought to do it"

Followed by a shot of Newman and Redford on their knees.

Damn, yes.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Also missed a comment on Raindrops keep falling on my head because there was a glimpse of Katherine Ross's thighs.

This film is simply unfair on us mere mortals.
"well that ought to do it"

Followed by a shot of Newman and Redford on their knees.

Damn, yes.
Was going to live tweet the plot of Butch Cassidy as I watched it, but the first scene was a head shot of Paul Newman and those eyes.

Haven't even seen Redford and Ross yet and I'm done.
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"well that ought to do it"

Followed by a shot of Newman and Redford on their knees.

Damn, yes.
Was going to live tweet the plot of Butch Cassidy as I watched it, but the first scene was a head shot of Paul Newman and those eyes.

Haven't even seen Redford and Ross yet and I'm done.
Waiting for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid to start by watching Spiderman: across the spider-verse.

If ever you want to see why human creativity is waaaaay better than AI

Clever, funny, visually engaging.
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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We were in first place in this film award voting.

A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.

Now it's personal.

Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.

Reshare? VOTE!

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December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Was going to live tweet the plot of Butch Cassidy as I watched it, but the first scene was a head shot of Paul Newman and those eyes.

Haven't even seen Redford and Ross yet and I'm done.
Waiting for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid to start by watching Spiderman: across the spider-verse.

If ever you want to see why human creativity is waaaaay better than AI

Clever, funny, visually engaging.
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Multitasking 😘
December 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Quite possibly three of the most beautiful humans ever captured on film.

Robert Redford, Paul Newman Katharine Ross.

The scene with the bicycle is utterly gorgeous.
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Waiting for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid to start by watching Spiderman: across the spider-verse.

If ever you want to see why human creativity is waaaaay better than AI

Clever, funny, visually engaging.
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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*kicks in door*

GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS?!

IT'S THE *BEST* TIME!

IT'S LUPA CATCHING SNOWBALLS TIME!!!!!!

(Thread)
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Roses are red
Carrots get peeled
A giant toaster has emerged at midfield
December 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Horrific. Ban them.
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Security password 1066
December 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Let’s pass around a tummy tease. Quote with a peek of your tummy.
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM