Ajay
@monsieurajay.bsky.social
Husband. Dog dad. Gamer. Gymmer.
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Ajay
@monsieurajay.bsky.social
· Sep 1
Also my friend sent me this side-by-side using a gym progress “before” pic they took 6 or 7 years ago. In hindsight, it’s clear my physical health was in the absolute bin, though I didn’t know it at the time. Nice to see the progress I’ve made, albeit slowly. ☺️
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I believe in the holy trinity. 🙏🏻
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I believe in the holy trinity. 🙏🏻
#NowPlaying #EldenRing This mod is sensational. To breathe this much new life into a game I have thousands of hours of experience in takes some doing. Bravo 👏
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
#NowPlaying #EldenRing This mod is sensational. To breathe this much new life into a game I have thousands of hours of experience in takes some doing. Bravo 👏
I don’t watch it but I’ve seen clips and I’m calling it now—Jack Osbourne will win I’m a Celeb. To have lived through such a wild childhood, gone through the wringer like he has and be such a thoroughly decent, cool guy speaks volumes. So much respect for him.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don’t watch it but I’ve seen clips and I’m calling it now—Jack Osbourne will win I’m a Celeb. To have lived through such a wild childhood, gone through the wringer like he has and be such a thoroughly decent, cool guy speaks volumes. So much respect for him.
We had a lovely time in Manchester celebrating @ayresj.bsky.social’s birthday. But the only souvenir I brought back was a gammy knee. Minimum donation: One (1) attention per person, please give generously.
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We had a lovely time in Manchester celebrating @ayresj.bsky.social’s birthday. But the only souvenir I brought back was a gammy knee. Minimum donation: One (1) attention per person, please give generously.
Who the fuck is Hoyroy? I just wanna know.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Who the fuck is Hoyroy? I just wanna know.
The inclusion of the bow tie lends this a certain authenticity.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The inclusion of the bow tie lends this a certain authenticity.
Having had to take several weeks off, I just lifted heavy things and put them down again for the second day in a row. Please clap.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Having had to take several weeks off, I just lifted heavy things and put them down again for the second day in a row. Please clap.
Cor, Lily’s had a shocker, hasn’t she. Her voice sounds lovely on this new album though. The ex-husband, on the other hand, must wish he was anyone else in the world right now 🫢
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cor, Lily’s had a shocker, hasn’t she. Her voice sounds lovely on this new album though. The ex-husband, on the other hand, must wish he was anyone else in the world right now 🫢
Modders have done the lord’s work with the Mass Effect trilogy, I swear to god. Between the Take Back Earth and Happy Ending mods… if the original had played out like this, there wouldn’t have been *any* complaints. Bravo 👏 👏👏
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Modders have done the lord’s work with the Mass Effect trilogy, I swear to god. Between the Take Back Earth and Happy Ending mods… if the original had played out like this, there wouldn’t have been *any* complaints. Bravo 👏 👏👏
This season of Drag Race UK feels more contrived than any season of any franchise that came before. I feel like I’m being conditioned to root for Bones but she just does **nothing** for me. Sus.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This season of Drag Race UK feels more contrived than any season of any franchise that came before. I feel like I’m being conditioned to root for Bones but she just does **nothing** for me. Sus.
Microsoft’s decision to remake (apparently) the first three Halo campaigns for PlayStation but nix all the multiplayer content when they could just port the perfectly sufficient Master Chief Collection should be studied. 🤡
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Microsoft’s decision to remake (apparently) the first three Halo campaigns for PlayStation but nix all the multiplayer content when they could just port the perfectly sufficient Master Chief Collection should be studied. 🤡
He worships the sun. ☀️
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
He worships the sun. ☀️
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Me: "I love horses! I watch videos where horses are doing funny things! I look at photos where horses are beautiful! I share memes where horses are making funny faces!"
Facebook: "Here is an article you might like about a woman who got arrested for killing 27 horses on her property"
Facebook: "Here is an article you might like about a woman who got arrested for killing 27 horses on her property"
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me: "I love horses! I watch videos where horses are doing funny things! I look at photos where horses are beautiful! I share memes where horses are making funny faces!"
Facebook: "Here is an article you might like about a woman who got arrested for killing 27 horses on her property"
Facebook: "Here is an article you might like about a woman who got arrested for killing 27 horses on her property"
Microsoft bringing Halo to PlayStation for the first time.
There’s no multiplayer.
🙃🙃🙃
There’s no multiplayer.
🙃🙃🙃
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Microsoft bringing Halo to PlayStation for the first time.
There’s no multiplayer.
🙃🙃🙃
There’s no multiplayer.
🙃🙃🙃
At this point I’d be like, “Are there actually any traitors? Is the twist that we’re all faithfuls? We *cannot* be this shit.” Fabulous season. 😂
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
At this point I’d be like, “Are there actually any traitors? Is the twist that we’re all faithfuls? We *cannot* be this shit.” Fabulous season. 😂
Playing as a female Commander Shepard in the OG Mass Effect trilogy really is the way. A paragon Broshep comes across as a right wet lettuce, while the renegade path just turns him into a colossal asshole. Femshep is a good time whichever path you choose—a testament to the incredible Jennifer Hale.
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Playing as a female Commander Shepard in the OG Mass Effect trilogy really is the way. A paragon Broshep comes across as a right wet lettuce, while the renegade path just turns him into a colossal asshole. Femshep is a good time whichever path you choose—a testament to the incredible Jennifer Hale.
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How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
How it feels to be in the replies of a younger oomf trying to find the perfect reply image in my downloads folder that hasn't been overused and is still culturally relevant and will make them think I'm cool and young and hip
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Sharing my thoughts here too bc important
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sharing my thoughts here too bc important
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Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
Ketenramm being so handsome is a real kick in the balls for those of us who spent many a Fantasia trying to make a Roe-dude who didn’t look like a foot. #FFXIV
October 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ketenramm being so handsome is a real kick in the balls for those of us who spent many a Fantasia trying to make a Roe-dude who didn’t look like a foot. #FFXIV
It’s been 84 years @square-enix-games.com, can we please get Count Edmont’s hair for our WoLs? That texture. 😍 #FFXIV
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s been 84 years @square-enix-games.com, can we please get Count Edmont’s hair for our WoLs? That texture. 😍 #FFXIV
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me when a 25 year old talks to me
October 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
me when a 25 year old talks to me