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Slippin' Jammy
@monkyjamm.bsky.social
44 year old, cis male. Fat, bi, queer, demi, disabled communist and graphic designer. Banjo 4ever. Not a safe space for Fascists or the liberals that enable them. 🔞

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Feels like an Iroh day. I will impart my wisdom to you all
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February 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Conditioning your pet that chastity brings comfort. Without her cage on she feels anxious.
February 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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hehe
February 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
If the concept of jury duty/jury system in general was introduced today, conservatives would cry communism
February 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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the witch of the wilds
#dragonage #art
February 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This is me if you even care
Envious of the social ease my dogs feel bringing their faces right up next to mine and burping. No embarrassment, not even a blink. Just retaining that dignified expression.
February 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Using generative AI isn't liberatory. It's actively harmful to marginalized people and the planet and the casual way people who call themselves "progressives" will use it without considering the consequences is one of the reasons we're where we are.

Stop using generative AI.
February 19, 2026 at 2:05 PM
What if I were to smash several tater tots into one big hash brown? Delightfully devilish, Jammy
February 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
No one:

Fleabag: push love and acceptance and self-forgiveness away. Only sex.

Me, a 44 year old man who's only been sexually involved with a small handful of people: SHE IS SO ME!
I bet Fleabag would feel comfortable Domming me. Put a stop to this subbie girl nonsense, real quick
February 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I bet Fleabag would feel comfortable Domming me. Put a stop to this subbie girl nonsense, real quick
February 19, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I successfully showered for an important appointment tomorrow. It exhausted me. Please clap
February 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Oh god 🚶🏼‍♂️what’s 🧎‍♀️happening to me 🐕
February 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Presented without comment, only tears
February 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Some might say I'm upsetti spaghetti. I could even say Depresso Espresso.

Truly triste montecriste
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Accidentally ate half of the bacon that's supposed to be for potato soup
February 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Trump posted a racist video depicting the Obamas as apes. My piece isn’t about the insult. It’s about what followed: minimal objection, mostly silence, no consequence.

I argue that when racism carries no political cost, enforcement of anti-discrimination laws will bend toward whoever holds power.
When Racism Stops Carrying Consequences
Opinion: Trump’s attacks on the Obamas reveal what happens when open bigotry no longer disqualifies a president—and how that shift could endanger civil-rights protections.
rewirenewsgroup.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Happy Winter a month before Spring to all those who celebrate
February 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
You didn't mention how the Democratic party agreed to open the government on a promise a child wouldn't have believed. To not point out how your "opposition" party is complicit in this, Senator is just a fluff piece before Democratic fundraising kicks into high gear.
19,000 fewer people signed up for health care on Washington's marketplace this year—with thousands more seeing their premiums skyrocket. 

This is a direct result of Republicans CHOOSING to let health care costs increase so they could fund tax breaks for their billionaire friends.
After loss of tax credits, WA sees a drop in insurance coverage • Washington State Standard
About 19,000 fewer Washingtonians enrolled in health insurance through the state’s online marketplace amid the loss of federal subsidies.
washingtonstatestandard.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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"We saw a stream of violence related to trans ideology"

You mean violence against trans people right?

You're gonna protect us from all the republican trans panic murderers, right?
February 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Stephen Colbert isn’t backing down in an extraordinary public dispute with his bosses at CBS over what airs on his late-night talk show.
Late-night host Stephen Colbert isn't backing down from public dispute with CBS bosses
Colbert said that he was surprised by a network statement that denied Colbert had been told he couldn't air an interview with a Texas Senate candidate for fear of triggering a little-known “equal time” rule by the FCC.
bit.ly
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Literally me
It’s hard to find a “Won’t Look Wednesday” for Benji because he’s never seen a camera he didn’t like.

But he will pretend to be asleep. If he doesn’t open his eyes, how can he possibly get out of bed?

#WontLookWednesday
#BulldogMornings
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Happy Wednesday, all!!!
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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The old man is a monster 87% of the time but he's a snuggly, purring cuddlebug in the morning.
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 PM