C a r m e n
@carmbern.bsky.social
Infectious disease epidemiologist with a dog. (35, she/her, minnesota)
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@carmbern.bsky.social
· Jan 3
she’s perfect she’s beautiful she looks like linda evangelista she’s a model
brain will not stop racing. zoom zoom zap zap make it shut off pleaseeeeee.
February 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
brain will not stop racing. zoom zoom zap zap make it shut off pleaseeeeee.
so instead of working I'm looking at seaside cottages in scotland and this place sold me. I'm actually sobbing.....look at their ears!!!!!
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
so instead of working I'm looking at seaside cottages in scotland and this place sold me. I'm actually sobbing.....look at their ears!!!!!
the cops busted the party and I'm not allowed to play music on this site anymore without paying. potentially a new option coming or I will reluctantly pay but I will explore my options first. STAY TUNED. FRICK.
back to work this morning and listening to potential music to prep for my next playlist so come hang out if you want: hang.fm/da/jan28fish... pw fishbob
DJ and listen to high-quality music for free, with 100 million+ tracks from every major label. Host your own public or private hangout, vibe with friends, chat with strangers, enjoy the tunes.
hang.fm
February 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
the cops busted the party and I'm not allowed to play music on this site anymore without paying. potentially a new option coming or I will reluctantly pay but I will explore my options first. STAY TUNED. FRICK.
back to work this morning and listening to potential music to prep for my next playlist so come hang out if you want: hang.fm/da/jan28fish... pw fishbob
DJ and listen to high-quality music for free, with 100 million+ tracks from every major label. Host your own public or private hangout, vibe with friends, chat with strangers, enjoy the tunes.
hang.fm
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 PM
back to work this morning and listening to potential music to prep for my next playlist so come hang out if you want: hang.fm/da/jan28fish... pw fishbob
pencil in the next dance party - march 28th. the theme is going to be summer club (better name tbd) but inspiration hit me today and I want to drink a spritz and twirl in a circle on a beach but also throw it back. there will be a combo of house/afrobeats/latino and maybe a lil disco.
February 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
pencil in the next dance party - march 28th. the theme is going to be summer club (better name tbd) but inspiration hit me today and I want to drink a spritz and twirl in a circle on a beach but also throw it back. there will be a combo of house/afrobeats/latino and maybe a lil disco.
laying on the deck in the warm sun with suvi pretending we are at a palace in goa
February 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
laying on the deck in the warm sun with suvi pretending we are at a palace in goa
this is what's constantly playing on a loop in my head (now in addition to ".....and PUSH")
Titus Andromedon Trident audition Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
YouTube video by Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3
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February 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
this is what's constantly playing on a loop in my head (now in addition to ".....and PUSH")
Tonight I am going to hot yoga then I'm going to shower and then I'm going to eat a wet sandwich (New Jersey Michael's) and then I'm going to stream the Sunday NYT crossword probably around 8pm central (?? tbd). Join if you want to watch me fall asleep live on camera.
February 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Tonight I am going to hot yoga then I'm going to shower and then I'm going to eat a wet sandwich (New Jersey Michael's) and then I'm going to stream the Sunday NYT crossword probably around 8pm central (?? tbd). Join if you want to watch me fall asleep live on camera.
me walking around my house, talking to nobody, over and over and over again: "I like to go out....wear something nice....and push"
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
me walking around my house, talking to nobody, over and over and over again: "I like to go out....wear something nice....and push"
when they redid the landscaping they put the wrong soil down so water can’t absorb and so an ice dam formed so I have spent today pumping out water from my driveway to try and save my house from flooding 🙃🙃🙃🙃
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
when they redid the landscaping they put the wrong soil down so water can’t absorb and so an ice dam formed so I have spent today pumping out water from my driveway to try and save my house from flooding 🙃🙃🙃🙃
thank you for joining tonight and for the tech support and all the laughs and this is my clicky keyboard! www.logitechg.com/en-us/shop/p...
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February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
thank you for joining tonight and for the tech support and all the laughs and this is my clicky keyboard! www.logitechg.com/en-us/shop/p...
I have been dealing with minor flooding due to renovation issues TEEHEE LOVE IT but I will stream tonight around 7pm central. I might be YELLING. see you then maybe. maybe we will do some online shopping. maybe we will pan for gems. maybe we will stare at the wall ok bye
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I have been dealing with minor flooding due to renovation issues TEEHEE LOVE IT but I will stream tonight around 7pm central. I might be YELLING. see you then maybe. maybe we will do some online shopping. maybe we will pan for gems. maybe we will stare at the wall ok bye
I could also stream tonight.....but....idk what to stream. I don't do puzzles on friday nights because my brain is broken after work.
I am planning on streaming late Sunday night! AFTER Alexis! I have Monday off so I'm going wild. The plan right now is to do the sunday crossword puzzle and also listen to some tunes in the background because I have a list of a bunch of stuff I want to listen to that I haven't had a chance to.
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I could also stream tonight.....but....idk what to stream. I don't do puzzles on friday nights because my brain is broken after work.
I am planning on streaming late Sunday night! AFTER Alexis! I have Monday off so I'm going wild. The plan right now is to do the sunday crossword puzzle and also listen to some tunes in the background because I have a list of a bunch of stuff I want to listen to that I haven't had a chance to.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I am planning on streaming late Sunday night! AFTER Alexis! I have Monday off so I'm going wild. The plan right now is to do the sunday crossword puzzle and also listen to some tunes in the background because I have a list of a bunch of stuff I want to listen to that I haven't had a chance to.
I was feeling sad about a lot of things but then I saw the moomin x fiskars collab and I bought some scissors and I think I'm better????
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I was feeling sad about a lot of things but then I saw the moomin x fiskars collab and I bought some scissors and I think I'm better????
putting some feelers out bc bsky doesn't have polls. for another little party night (in a month? maybe?) here are some ideas! send thoughts PLEASE!
1. same as last time! cntyclub night (but new playlist)
2. 90s club/disco mix (think beyonce renaissance)
3. guilty pleasure pop (remixed pop classics)
1. same as last time! cntyclub night (but new playlist)
2. 90s club/disco mix (think beyonce renaissance)
3. guilty pleasure pop (remixed pop classics)
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
putting some feelers out bc bsky doesn't have polls. for another little party night (in a month? maybe?) here are some ideas! send thoughts PLEASE!
1. same as last time! cntyclub night (but new playlist)
2. 90s club/disco mix (think beyonce renaissance)
3. guilty pleasure pop (remixed pop classics)
1. same as last time! cntyclub night (but new playlist)
2. 90s club/disco mix (think beyonce renaissance)
3. guilty pleasure pop (remixed pop classics)
I am so spoiled and crying thank you for supporting my little hobbies @zoralefay.bsky.social @alexisdotgov.bsky.social and @sweetnessofbeing.bsky.social I 💜 you all
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I am so spoiled and crying thank you for supporting my little hobbies @zoralefay.bsky.social @alexisdotgov.bsky.social and @sweetnessofbeing.bsky.social I 💜 you all
so I don't have the capacity to do little music dj nights all the time but I am thinking about maybe streaming some crossword puzzling and maybe the cozy moomin pc game which I've wanted to play for a while. but then it's like what if people only follow me for music? but then also who cares? idk.
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
so I don't have the capacity to do little music dj nights all the time but I am thinking about maybe streaming some crossword puzzling and maybe the cozy moomin pc game which I've wanted to play for a while. but then it's like what if people only follow me for music? but then also who cares? idk.
hang.fm/da/jan28fish... listening to chill stuff. maybe some sad stuff. but I'm not actually sad I just need to focus. password fishbob.
DJ and listen to high-quality music for free, with 100 million+ tracks from every major label. Host your own public or private hangout, vibe with friends, chat with strangers, enjoy the tunes.
hang.fm
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
hang.fm/da/jan28fish... listening to chill stuff. maybe some sad stuff. but I'm not actually sad I just need to focus. password fishbob.
My friend and I randomly decided to go to Rome at the end of April!! any recommendations??? (besides the eiffel tower!!)
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My friend and I randomly decided to go to Rome at the end of April!! any recommendations??? (besides the eiffel tower!!)
there is a patch in the yard without snow so here is another suvi vs. jolly ball video!! in which suvi gets mad at me for telling her to sit when she CLEARLY already is. she still hasn’t popped the ball but she’s confident she’s close.
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
there is a patch in the yard without snow so here is another suvi vs. jolly ball video!! in which suvi gets mad at me for telling her to sit when she CLEARLY already is. she still hasn’t popped the ball but she’s confident she’s close.
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I'm laughing so hard I love you all
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I'm laughing so hard I love you all