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C a r m e n
@carmbern.bsky.social
Infectious disease epidemiologist with a dog. (35, she/her)
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she’s perfect she’s beautiful she looks like linda evangelista she’s a model
ideas for things to send to the stocks:
-people who speak on speakerphone in public
-cords/wires
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I just got pulled over for going 36 in a 30. I was going to gas station to get a Coke Zero!!! I was wearing my Get Tae Fuck shirt and sweatpants. ACAB!!!! leave me alone!!
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hi so I made a Discord server even though I don't know what I'm doing: discord.gg/XVSB9GMp
There is a pilates class on Jan 3rd I can livestream, details in the discord.
December 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I desperately NEED a weekly moomin planner for 2026 and I cannot find one that is correct. I need one that has an illustration every week or I won't survive.
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
we already had christmas dinner and now we are all gathered around the television watching the Vikings game and I am here like….. espresso martini in hand. I do not care. why does everyone care. this is so boring.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
if anyone needs this today, here is a video of pure joy. suvi got a visit from santa paws and she got to open a stocking this morning
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
forgot to burn my intention last night so now I have to burn two tonight and I feet like I ruined the whole thing but in my heart I know the glasgow witch would tell me it's ok
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
suvi says merry christmas!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
asleep! in the salon chair
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the glasgow witch told me to do my 13 intentions tonight so I will do just that
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
idea! if anyone is interested - I take a virtual yoga sculpt class Saturdays at 11AM central and I could livestream/screenshare on discord or something!!! I know the new year is coming up and accountability is hard!! idk lmk if you're interested. could also stream pilates on sunday mornings!
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
baking cookies!!! making a wreath!!! lighting a christmas candle!!! better late than never!!!
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
new personality quiz will save me
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
if my twitch dj crafting channel turns into just a livestream of my bird feeder don't say I didn't warn you
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
this is all my stuff I’m working on making a gallery wall of!! and the rug would go in this room!!!
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I finally found a rug I like for my office but the colors are throwing me off and I want a swatch but a swatch is FIFTEEN DOLLARS. This is sending me into such a spiral for no reason. chat - what color is the outer color of this rug? is it grey? does it just appear grey? beige? greige?
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
don't mind me just my nightly crash out
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ok who wants to go to paris with me to go flea market shopping for picture frames????? ....how you say...marche aux puces. I have concluded there aren't any here and I must find them in france
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
maybe I'll start piano lessons at my big age
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my little meeting with the director of nursing went terribly! I lost all my confidence! I'm a bumbling idiot! someone give me the confidence of a straight white man telling people they are wrong.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
suvi says “smh this dumb bitch” to my makeshift toilet paper tourniquet
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
was blindly digging around in my overnight bag and sliced my fingertip off on a loose razor 🙃 I used up the whole box of Kleenex in this hotel room and I’m still gushin. welp. SAY LA VEE!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
suvi and I having some chats. she is very unsure about where we are, but is still doing a half tail wag.
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My great uncle is moving into a nursing home and I already found two huge issues with their infection prevention measures and now they are setting up a meeting to talk with me. I don't think they knew I would raise so much hell. Heehehehee.
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
drumroll please....I decided I will be streaming - starting January. not often. It will mostly be hang time aka another space to be together. music (collaborative!) + coworking. maybe a craft. maybe once a month. VERY unserious. I have ideas. stay tuned and I love y'all.
thank you @lesbianashley.bsky.social for supporting my DJ career
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM