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Just got a great new job, but it’s getting in the way of my dog snuggling, crafting, cheese eating, and bourbon drinking.
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With great tongue comes great responsibility
#TongueWrangling
#TongueWrangling
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
With great tongue comes great responsibility
#TongueWrangling
#TongueWrangling
For those who remember my WW3 with my sleazy backyard breeder neighbor, I have been closely watching my boyfren Zeus who is out in this weather far too much. I finally took him this dog bed and look how happy he is!
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
For those who remember my WW3 with my sleazy backyard breeder neighbor, I have been closely watching my boyfren Zeus who is out in this weather far too much. I finally took him this dog bed and look how happy he is!
In honor of the Olympics, my dogs synchronized sleeping.
Benji wanted to demonstrate curling, but he’s too fat to curl up.
Benji wanted to demonstrate curling, but he’s too fat to curl up.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
In honor of the Olympics, my dogs synchronized sleeping.
Benji wanted to demonstrate curling, but he’s too fat to curl up.
Benji wanted to demonstrate curling, but he’s too fat to curl up.
I’ve been sharing so much cute bulldog lately and I wanted to switch it out with cute leopard tortoise. Turtling is a thirsty business!
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I’ve been sharing so much cute bulldog lately and I wanted to switch it out with cute leopard tortoise. Turtling is a thirsty business!
I was not expecting Matt to take a stand, but this is wonderful.
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I was not expecting Matt to take a stand, but this is wonderful.
I told Benji I have to go to a meeting today and he can’t come. I’m guessing this spishusface means he thinks we should try anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I told Benji I have to go to a meeting today and he can’t come. I’m guessing this spishusface means he thinks we should try anyway.
New great life regret unlocked.
Why didn’t I know I could apply to be one of these bundles of grass?
I would tell everyone I met for the rest of my life that I performed in the Super Bowl halftime show.
www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/...
Why didn’t I know I could apply to be one of these bundles of grass?
I would tell everyone I met for the rest of my life that I performed in the Super Bowl halftime show.
www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/...
Bad Bunny halftime performance might be epic lol #nfl #badbunny #superbowl #nfl
TikTok video by ESPN
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February 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
New great life regret unlocked.
Why didn’t I know I could apply to be one of these bundles of grass?
I would tell everyone I met for the rest of my life that I performed in the Super Bowl halftime show.
www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/...
Why didn’t I know I could apply to be one of these bundles of grass?
I would tell everyone I met for the rest of my life that I performed in the Super Bowl halftime show.
www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/...
Bulldogs are a full contact sport and Benji is on the varsity team.
#BulldogsUpInYourBusiness
#BulldogsUpInYourBusiness
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Bulldogs are a full contact sport and Benji is on the varsity team.
#BulldogsUpInYourBusiness
#BulldogsUpInYourBusiness
Sometimes when I’m working in my craft room/home Office, I realize Benji is whining pathetically off in the distance. It usually means that Sully is blocking his way in, and he’s too scared to walk past him.
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes when I’m working in my craft room/home Office, I realize Benji is whining pathetically off in the distance. It usually means that Sully is blocking his way in, and he’s too scared to walk past him.
Two rival sheep farmers battle to corner the local wool market while secretly admiring each other’s sheering.
Bleated rivalry
Bleated rivalry
Two old heads working at a Men’s Suite Warehouse scheming and plotting for salesperson of the month.
Pleated Rivalry.
Pleated Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
They say life imitates art. In this case, Benji and my husband are imitating the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
They say life imitates art. In this case, Benji and my husband are imitating the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.
I’ve had a tough day. Anybody wanna have a nice shot of Doritos nacho cheese distilled malt beverage with me?
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I’ve had a tough day. Anybody wanna have a nice shot of Doritos nacho cheese distilled malt beverage with me?
It’s Wednesday. The snow is not leaving. Breakfast is over and it’s a long time till dinner. But for now, there’s this sun beam.
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
It’s Wednesday. The snow is not leaving. Breakfast is over and it’s a long time till dinner. But for now, there’s this sun beam.
Some folks have pointed out Benji’s crusty nose. It’s a bulldog thing, the vet is aware. We just try to keep it moisturized, and I give it lots of kisses in case that helps.
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Some folks have pointed out Benji’s crusty nose. It’s a bulldog thing, the vet is aware. We just try to keep it moisturized, and I give it lots of kisses in case that helps.
A little more ducky jams… wait for it…
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
A little more ducky jams… wait for it…
Oh dear. Auntie sent ducky jammies. I can’t tell if Benji loves them or hates them.
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Oh dear. Auntie sent ducky jammies. I can’t tell if Benji loves them or hates them.
Please, universe, more of this absurdity right now.
“We’re probably at like 2,000 iguanas,” said Redline Iguana Removal owner Blake Wilkins.
Trappers scoop up iguanas ‘by the dozens’ amid South Florida cold snap
“We’re probably at like 2,000 iguanas,” said Redline Iguana Removal owner Blake Wilkins.
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February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Please, universe, more of this absurdity right now.
When you’re a baby bulldog, the hardest part of the day is sorting out your tongue after it’s been hanging out dry all night.
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When you’re a baby bulldog, the hardest part of the day is sorting out your tongue after it’s been hanging out dry all night.
Just found out that blue traveler, Gin Blossoms, and Spin Doctors are touring together this summer. I have just found something to look forward to in this bleak, awful world.
Anybody want to give an amen?
Anybody want to give an amen?
a man wearing glasses and a black hat with the letter a on it
Alt: Dr. John from Blues Traveler singing
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February 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Just found out that blue traveler, Gin Blossoms, and Spin Doctors are touring together this summer. I have just found something to look forward to in this bleak, awful world.
Anybody want to give an amen?
Anybody want to give an amen?
Saturday’s laundry day, and Benji is helping change the sheets. He has no idea how all that slobber got there.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Saturday’s laundry day, and Benji is helping change the sheets. He has no idea how all that slobber got there.
Tell me five classes you took in college
Ethnomusicology
Environmental law
People of northernmost Europe
Land use planning
Ecology and politics
Ethnomusicology
Environmental law
People of northernmost Europe
Land use planning
Ecology and politics
Tell me five classes you took in college
Yoga, Zero and the Martial Arts
Acting
Meteorology
Magic, Witchcraft and Sorcery
International Advertising
Yoga, Zero and the Martial Arts
Acting
Meteorology
Magic, Witchcraft and Sorcery
International Advertising
tell me five classes you took in college
Rise and Fall of the Soviet Union
Contemporary Islamic Civilization
German Idealism and Its Critics
General Relativity, Black Holes, and Cosmology
Elementary Particle Physics
Rise and Fall of the Soviet Union
Contemporary Islamic Civilization
German Idealism and Its Critics
General Relativity, Black Holes, and Cosmology
Elementary Particle Physics
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Tell me five classes you took in college
Ethnomusicology
Environmental law
People of northernmost Europe
Land use planning
Ecology and politics
Ethnomusicology
Environmental law
People of northernmost Europe
Land use planning
Ecology and politics
21° here in Baltimore, but thousands of people showed up to protest ICE. (The fed govt just bought a warehouse in Hagerstown slated to be a detention center, the first step to massive deployment.)
We circled the entire block the federal building is on.
Too cold for #DogsForDemocracy 😞
#FuckIce
We circled the entire block the federal building is on.
Too cold for #DogsForDemocracy 😞
#FuckIce
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
21° here in Baltimore, but thousands of people showed up to protest ICE. (The fed govt just bought a warehouse in Hagerstown slated to be a detention center, the first step to massive deployment.)
We circled the entire block the federal building is on.
Too cold for #DogsForDemocracy 😞
#FuckIce
We circled the entire block the federal building is on.
Too cold for #DogsForDemocracy 😞
#FuckIce
I’m pretty sure that what he’s saying is “Please don’t work today. Mom, stay on the couch and snuggle with me!” If only he could write a note to my boss.
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I’m pretty sure that what he’s saying is “Please don’t work today. Mom, stay on the couch and snuggle with me!” If only he could write a note to my boss.
People seem to be dragging Melania’s movie pretty hard. Anybody else have a good meme to share?
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
People seem to be dragging Melania’s movie pretty hard. Anybody else have a good meme to share?
I was just trying to think of the name of the ship on The Love Boat.
I remember my grandmother making random phone calls at all hours asking us questions like this because there was no Internet and it drove her crazy.
I remember my grandmother making random phone calls at all hours asking us questions like this because there was no Internet and it drove her crazy.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I was just trying to think of the name of the ship on The Love Boat.
I remember my grandmother making random phone calls at all hours asking us questions like this because there was no Internet and it drove her crazy.
I remember my grandmother making random phone calls at all hours asking us questions like this because there was no Internet and it drove her crazy.