✨Rhinestone Specs✨
@rhinestonespecs.bsky.social
Just got a great new job, but it’s getting in the way of my dog snuggling, crafting, cheese eating, and bourbon drinking.
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Introduce yourself as a TV character
Why didn’t I think of this genius business idea?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why didn’t I think of this genius business idea?
🎶It’s itchy to get a tat
To get a tat that looks like that
It’s itchaaaaay
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy 🎶
Almost done healing, but I still can’t scratch. 😖
Bonus points if you can name the original band.
To get a tat that looks like that
It’s itchaaaaay
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy 🎶
Almost done healing, but I still can’t scratch. 😖
Bonus points if you can name the original band.
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
🎶It’s itchy to get a tat
To get a tat that looks like that
It’s itchaaaaay
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy 🎶
Almost done healing, but I still can’t scratch. 😖
Bonus points if you can name the original band.
To get a tat that looks like that
It’s itchaaaaay
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy 🎶
Almost done healing, but I still can’t scratch. 😖
Bonus points if you can name the original band.
Benji is why I can’t have nice things. He likes to poop on the floor as soon as I go out so I’ve been securing him in the turtle room. In order to keep him from borrowing through my hundred-year-old front doors, the husband put on this metal plate and now the doors won’t open. See alt for detail.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Benji is why I can’t have nice things. He likes to poop on the floor as soon as I go out so I’ve been securing him in the turtle room. In order to keep him from borrowing through my hundred-year-old front doors, the husband put on this metal plate and now the doors won’t open. See alt for detail.
@bruceshark.bsky.social You’re a tree topper. (I really want this.)
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@bruceshark.bsky.social You’re a tree topper. (I really want this.)
This joke is not for everyone, but if you get it, let me know.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This joke is not for everyone, but if you get it, let me know.
I had a very trying work day (including navigating my first permit application for street repairs) and I could not have survived without the help of my emotional support mini hippo.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I had a very trying work day (including navigating my first permit application for street repairs) and I could not have survived without the help of my emotional support mini hippo.
I am well pleased with this new necklace I bought to wear to protests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I am well pleased with this new necklace I bought to wear to protests.
I need to find out the story behind us, but I don’t know who to ask.
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I need to find out the story behind us, but I don’t know who to ask.
I need to go to the grocery store, but it has been fully dark for two hours and it feels like there must be vampires out there.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I need to go to the grocery store, but it has been fully dark for two hours and it feels like there must be vampires out there.
So, I did a thing today.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So, I did a thing today.
I would pay a lot for Pay-Per-View of Trump’s reactions to the elections tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would pay a lot for Pay-Per-View of Trump’s reactions to the elections tonight.
this is so good and I’m having a hard time sharing it but please click.
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@willowhewie.bsky.social
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November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
I finally trimmed my hairy balls.
Behold my ball sack.
Behold my ball sack.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I finally trimmed my hairy balls.
Behold my ball sack.
Behold my ball sack.
Benji got a very special gift from his auntie so he can go to protests. #DogsForDocracy
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Benji got a very special gift from his auntie so he can go to protests. #DogsForDocracy
Jury duty today. Regrettably, Baltimore goes through a lot of jurors.
Last to me, i was picked for a first degree murder case that lasted a a week. It was so interesting. Let’s see what today has in store for me.
Last to me, i was picked for a first degree murder case that lasted a a week. It was so interesting. Let’s see what today has in store for me.
Jail Oprah GIF
ALT: Jail Oprah GIF
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October 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Jury duty today. Regrettably, Baltimore goes through a lot of jurors.
Last to me, i was picked for a first degree murder case that lasted a a week. It was so interesting. Let’s see what today has in store for me.
Last to me, i was picked for a first degree murder case that lasted a a week. It was so interesting. Let’s see what today has in store for me.
This weekend, my organization hosted a fall festival in an urban forest patch. This neighborhood was built by one of the first black bankers in America to circumvent red lining. We love helping them celebrate together in natural... Until storytime disrupted a ground nest of bees- 4 stings! 
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This weekend, my organization hosted a fall festival in an urban forest patch. This neighborhood was built by one of the first black bankers in America to circumvent red lining. We love helping them celebrate together in natural... Until storytime disrupted a ground nest of bees- 4 stings! 
I am hosting an event today and I am waiting on pins and needles for Giant to bring out my $500 worth of food and beverages. It is a stunning day with the most beautiful blue sky, and this is the only cloud.
Help me pass the time, what does this look like to you?
Help me pass the time, what does this look like to you?
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I am hosting an event today and I am waiting on pins and needles for Giant to bring out my $500 worth of food and beverages. It is a stunning day with the most beautiful blue sky, and this is the only cloud.
Help me pass the time, what does this look like to you?
Help me pass the time, what does this look like to you?
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future…
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future…
On my walk this morning:
Remember back in the day, learning to drive in your Jaguar?
Remember back in the day, learning to drive in your Jaguar?
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
On my walk this morning:
Remember back in the day, learning to drive in your Jaguar?
Remember back in the day, learning to drive in your Jaguar?
I went to two protests yesterday, brought first timers to each. Some very sketchy characters out there, I’m lucky I didn’t die.
#NoKings
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I went to two protests yesterday, brought first timers to each. Some very sketchy characters out there, I’m lucky I didn’t die.
#NoKings
#NoKings
@bruceshark.bsky.social
At the protest, I was like: I need a shark picture! The guy in the costume seemed to be struggling and said he needed to find his friends. I thought he might have special needs and asked how I could help. He said, “I’m sooo high!”
Friends, don’t take gummies in costume.
At the protest, I was like: I need a shark picture! The guy in the costume seemed to be struggling and said he needed to find his friends. I thought he might have special needs and asked how I could help. He said, “I’m sooo high!”
Friends, don’t take gummies in costume.
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@bruceshark.bsky.social
At the protest, I was like: I need a shark picture! The guy in the costume seemed to be struggling and said he needed to find his friends. I thought he might have special needs and asked how I could help. He said, “I’m sooo high!”
Friends, don’t take gummies in costume.
At the protest, I was like: I need a shark picture! The guy in the costume seemed to be struggling and said he needed to find his friends. I thought he might have special needs and asked how I could help. He said, “I’m sooo high!”
Friends, don’t take gummies in costume.
Whose bright idea was it to make pumpkin pie Ramen? I took a picture of it so you would know I am not making this shit up.
Also, I was 10 years old when I realized it’s cup noodles, not cup of noodles.
Also, I was 10 years old when I realized it’s cup noodles, not cup of noodles.
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Whose bright idea was it to make pumpkin pie Ramen? I took a picture of it so you would know I am not making this shit up.
Also, I was 10 years old when I realized it’s cup noodles, not cup of noodles.
Also, I was 10 years old when I realized it’s cup noodles, not cup of noodles.
Who among us has not made jokes about rape and slavery?
“i have always been a shitty person i was just more careful not to leave evidence behind”
-the vice president
-the vice president
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who among us has not made jokes about rape and slavery?