BAREFOOTJONES
@monkeygurl243.bsky.social
Just a Lil monkey girl
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Why are we horny right now? I have nothing to be horny about. What's going on here
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Why are we horny right now? I have nothing to be horny about. What's going on here
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Man online: “You’re old”
Me: how’s your micro penis?
Me: how’s your micro penis?
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Man online: “You’re old”
Me: how’s your micro penis?
Me: how’s your micro penis?
I dress to make me happy
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I dress to make me happy
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Then run on home to mama.
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Then run on home to mama.
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This isn't your tower and this isn't any of your business.
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 AM
This isn't your tower and this isn't any of your business.
I am officially 50 years old today.
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I am officially 50 years old today.
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Spring training is just annual delusion camp and I report for duty every year.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Spring training is just annual delusion camp and I report for duty every year.
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wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
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I had to delete a skeet about donating blood because it had a Type O.
June 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I had to delete a skeet about donating blood because it had a Type O.
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im old enough to out wait a pear
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
im old enough to out wait a pear
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doing hot girl shit (getting murdered)
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
doing hot girl shit (getting murdered)
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They're handpicked by the king. Scary lot, if you ask me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
They're handpicked by the king. Scary lot, if you ask me.
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if I can’t bring my cats I’m not goin
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
if I can’t bring my cats I’m not goin
I will be half a century years old tomorrow.
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I will be half a century years old tomorrow.
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Say what you will about my vices, they get me out of the house
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Say what you will about my vices, they get me out of the house
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Build someone else up with your bullshit, buttercup
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Build someone else up with your bullshit, buttercup
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A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
A gentleman says "Thank you, ma'am" even if there is no wham or bam.
I am not paying taxes so you can fuck children
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I am not paying taxes so you can fuck children
I have nothing nice to say.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I have nothing nice to say.
@tichatnwa.bsky.social I really dig you, btw
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
@tichatnwa.bsky.social I really dig you, btw
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i have no shame about any part of who i am
i carried other ppls shame me whole life
fuck you
i carried other ppls shame me whole life
fuck you
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
i have no shame about any part of who i am
i carried other ppls shame me whole life
fuck you
i carried other ppls shame me whole life
fuck you
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We don't need a president or a federal government to effectively run a society.
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
We don't need a president or a federal government to effectively run a society.
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i have lived my whole entire life trying to small bc i scare ppl
guess what bitch
you should be scared
guess what bitch
you should be scared
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
i have lived my whole entire life trying to small bc i scare ppl
guess what bitch
you should be scared
guess what bitch
you should be scared
Sometimes I want to fly
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Sometimes I want to fly
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I am but ill qualified
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I am but ill qualified