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Like the most beautiful tragedy ever written. The beauty definitely exceeds the tragic nature of our existence though. We are hunted and feared for existing but we are also the best at everything we lay hands on. We have a magic no one else will ever hold.
How does it feel to be Black?
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Many years back, I took off work so I could sit in as my friends interviewed Paul Mooney on their podcast. After which, I got to fist bump him as he claimed he "didn't shake hands with men cause he didn't know where their hands had been." 😂
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Back as a teen, I "shook hands" with Flavor Flav as he ran along the stadium wall at the Circle City Classic.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
For the life of me I haven't been able to figure out why Gen Xers (the anit-establishment/anti-corporate bullshit lords) have rolled over and offered their bellies to AI so hard. Then it hit me, they are rolling hard to mask their massive tech knowledge deficiencies... All makes sense now.
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Live like a piece of shit, get flushed when you die. We don't deathwash round these parts...
Nah, let that bitch's reputation go down in flames like her soul in hell. However, trashing Bardot without giving people vintage replacement baddies is just rude. Like, can we talk about Jayne Mansfield real quick?
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here

An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Y’all are actually watching Dave Chappelle stand up? New material? For real?

On purpose?
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Many moons ago, I went on a first date with a white girl who was wearing box braids. During the car ride conversation I mentioned my roommate. She asked if my roommate was, and I quote, "as white as you are?"

When I tell you the Saginaw in me was kickin at that mf door to get back out that night...
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Bulletin:
~ No beaches were bombarded with boxes of bok choy and broccoli burritos while building this beat ~
#EducationalSongs #FunHipHopSongs #AlphabetSongs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=09TO...
The B Song | Fun Educational Hip-Hop Songs
YouTube video by Monarkie
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December 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Interesting.... Although, I'm not sure I have any friends driving one of the Klan Wagons
My most annoying/useful habit is:

1) Asking all of my Tesla owning friends if they know how to open the door in an emergency. They don't

2) Showing them a video of thermal runaway on a Tesla sized battery

3) Teaching them about laminated glass

4) Then showing them the secret way to open the door
For years, people have lodged complaints about Tesla’s doors. With no official statistics, Bloomberg did its own analysis on the number of fatal crashes in the US in which door functionality played a role. Read more: bloom.bg/49tm0fF

📷️: Getty Images
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Welp... Life has to kick SOMEBODY in the nuts. It might as well be me...
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Masochism = Getting out of bed each day
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm not super invested, but I'm endlessly entertained by how Tony Rock been doing the rounds about just "having a conversation" with Will Smith. Meanwhile, Will drops a whole "You Lookin For Me?" song when Tony absolutely got access to Will if he really wanted the smoke.
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fuck today. Fuck this weekend. Fuck Christmas. Fuck New Year's. Fuck 2025.

I'll be back when i think of some more stuff...
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Waiting for them to roll Timbaland out to go, "It's a tool... I use it as a tool..."
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December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"These inserts trash...I'm STILL little."
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In 2025, it makes me sad and angry to hear younger Black ppl talking "Ignorance Is Bliss" as some sort of intellectual success for them not knowing or caring about any of the politics around them. If this is common place, we are collectively cooked.
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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They’re doing everything EXCEPT the ONE thing they NEED to do!

“Tar-Zhay” was coined by the very people they’re alienating with their political policies.

Until they wake up, WE AINT COMING BACK, no matter what “clever” promotions they try.

FOOT ON THE GAS!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 17d
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My machine crashed in the middle of my live stream yesterday & then made me sit there as it forced updates after my hard restart. I didn't even bother trying to finish the stream. I hate #Windows with everything in me and the very second the last of my necessary apps is accessible on Linux, I'm OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Every time a Black person start moving in a way white people deem to be above their "position," out come the "critiques."

Just watch how many Democrats all of a sudden know what Jasmine Crockett SHOULD be doing.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Post a meme made by you.
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Finishing that i-n-g with the "k" sound... Dead giveaway.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM