Mona Lott
@monalott.bsky.social
Seattle & Minnesota sports fanatic, tequila lover, uses all the swears, the Queen of Damn Near Everything. On the left but I'm here for sports & jokes too. No Dm's w/o asking.
@fungiplays.bsky.social is my King
@fungiplays.bsky.social is my King
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Truth
women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Truth
Reposted by Mona Lott
I mean this so respectfully, but when offering condolences, please read the room. If someone is experiencing grief in any form, please make sure you know they are Christian before offering comfort by way of letting “God” hold them or guide them or whatever…I understand people mean well, but, just…no
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I mean this so respectfully, but when offering condolences, please read the room. If someone is experiencing grief in any form, please make sure you know they are Christian before offering comfort by way of letting “God” hold them or guide them or whatever…I understand people mean well, but, just…no
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December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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And then add parmesan & use it to make a grilled cheese sandwich
Might fuck around and roast garlic, puree it, and mix it with mayo
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And then add parmesan & use it to make a grilled cheese sandwich
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is bold considering I'm reading a book about PNW serial killers & am getting ideas on how to not get caught...
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is bold considering I'm reading a book about PNW serial killers & am getting ideas on how to not get caught...
The amount of times I just heard "you are something else" in a span of 5 minutes is a new record. It's not my fault the jets in the tub caused the bubbles to explode out of the tub & all over the place!
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The amount of times I just heard "you are something else" in a span of 5 minutes is a new record. It's not my fault the jets in the tub caused the bubbles to explode out of the tub & all over the place!
Reposted by Mona Lott
dear publishing,
i want to write a lovely f/f adult basketball romance. i am happy to talk terms and rights. if the popularity of the W and heated rivalry is any indication, and if you're willing to market this thing, i think we could make it work. please call my agent.
best,
mia
i want to write a lovely f/f adult basketball romance. i am happy to talk terms and rights. if the popularity of the W and heated rivalry is any indication, and if you're willing to market this thing, i think we could make it work. please call my agent.
best,
mia
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
dear publishing,
i want to write a lovely f/f adult basketball romance. i am happy to talk terms and rights. if the popularity of the W and heated rivalry is any indication, and if you're willing to market this thing, i think we could make it work. please call my agent.
best,
mia
i want to write a lovely f/f adult basketball romance. i am happy to talk terms and rights. if the popularity of the W and heated rivalry is any indication, and if you're willing to market this thing, i think we could make it work. please call my agent.
best,
mia
I have a man cold with a fever & am super whiny.
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have a man cold with a fever & am super whiny.
Reposted by Mona Lott
Life is what you make it.
So make mistakes, make boozy milkshakes, make dreadful things with dark magic, and just get on with it.
So make mistakes, make boozy milkshakes, make dreadful things with dark magic, and just get on with it.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Life is what you make it.
So make mistakes, make boozy milkshakes, make dreadful things with dark magic, and just get on with it.
So make mistakes, make boozy milkshakes, make dreadful things with dark magic, and just get on with it.
Me too 😂😭
I’m a smoke show 💅
Because I filled the house with smoke from my stupid oven baking au gratin potatoes
Because I filled the house with smoke from my stupid oven baking au gratin potatoes
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me too 😂😭
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Emotions are by nature unstable. Otherwise we couldn’t recognize any change.
Trying to stabilize emotions is suffering. Imagining to be responsible for them is suffering too.
But you are not that. You are the stability behind their movements. You are the riverbed in which they flow.
Trying to stabilize emotions is suffering. Imagining to be responsible for them is suffering too.
But you are not that. You are the stability behind their movements. You are the riverbed in which they flow.
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Reposted by Mona Lott
Bacon cheddar star bread done!!! I really love making shaped breads
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Bacon cheddar star bread done!!! I really love making shaped breads
@fungiplays.bsky.social this is fairly accurate
Uno is the Mario kart of card games
Four. Games. Of. Uno. She won 4 in a row. She is an evil uno wizard
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@fungiplays.bsky.social this is fairly accurate
@chambs79.bsky.social why does the guy on the left remind me of you?
New look at Nicolas Cage as John Madden in David O’Russell’s ‘MADDEN’ movie.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
@chambs79.bsky.social why does the guy on the left remind me of you?
Ummmm, you missed my house.
#round2musthappen
#round2musthappen
We delivered toys and coal to more than 2 billion children, even the garbage ones.
22,000 gallons of gas
420 throwing bottles of tequila
560 pounds of nitrous oxide
8 pounds of peyote
61 pounds of Santa’s “Magic Dust”
$77 million in property damage
I want to go again!!!
Santa said no.
22,000 gallons of gas
420 throwing bottles of tequila
560 pounds of nitrous oxide
8 pounds of peyote
61 pounds of Santa’s “Magic Dust”
$77 million in property damage
I want to go again!!!
Santa said no.
My mechanics connected an extra tank of nitrous oxide and I snorted up all of Santa’s “Magic Dust.”
Wooooo!
Let’s do this Santa!!!!
@santaclausalaska.bsky.social
@justingee69.bsky.social
@the-jaguarr.bsky.social
Wooooo!
Let’s do this Santa!!!!
@santaclausalaska.bsky.social
@justingee69.bsky.social
@the-jaguarr.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ummmm, you missed my house.
#round2musthappen
#round2musthappen
OK, Christmas is basically over. Can it be New Year's Eve already? I have nice, relaxing, naked plans for that night
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
OK, Christmas is basically over. Can it be New Year's Eve already? I have nice, relaxing, naked plans for that night
@fungiplays.bsky.social please let's find this
Sometimes you see a product that is so intriguing that you have to try it.
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@fungiplays.bsky.social please let's find this
Sadie loves Christmas this year too!
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sadie loves Christmas this year too!
I'm awake 😭 Merry Christmas to all!
The tradition with my new partner & his family is to get up in the middle of the night to start Christmas Day. They are dojng it "late" this year by starting it at 5am. I'm heading to bed so I'm not a total bitch wehn they wake me up for this. Happy holidays everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'm awake 😭 Merry Christmas to all!
The tradition with my new partner & his family is to get up in the middle of the night to start Christmas Day. They are dojng it "late" this year by starting it at 5am. I'm heading to bed so I'm not a total bitch wehn they wake me up for this. Happy holidays everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The tradition with my new partner & his family is to get up in the middle of the night to start Christmas Day. They are dojng it "late" this year by starting it at 5am. I'm heading to bed so I'm not a total bitch wehn they wake me up for this. Happy holidays everyone!
UGH
Kraken’s Brandon Montour placed on injured reserve, expected to miss 4 weeks following hand surgery
https://www.rawchili.com/nhl/372414/
SEATTLE (AP) — Seattle Kraken defenseman Brandon Montour was placed on injured reserve Monday and will be out…
https://www.rawchili.com/nhl/372414/
SEATTLE (AP) — Seattle Kraken defenseman Brandon Montour was placed on injured reserve Monday and will be out…
Kraken's Brandon Montour placed on injured reserve, expected to miss 4 weeks following hand surgery - NHL
SEATTLE (AP) — Seattle Kraken defenseman Brandon Montour was placed on injured reserve Monday and will be out for at least four weeks after having hand
www.rawchili.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
UGH
THIS RIGHT HERE!!
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
THIS RIGHT HERE!!
I have followed Simon's Cat for years on another site. 10/10 recommended!
2025 is coming to an end! These are
some of our film highlights this year...
some of our film highlights this year...
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I have followed Simon's Cat for years on another site. 10/10 recommended!
But I'm TIRED
libra, your ruler, marks the start of one of the most productive times of the year and if you keep a clear head you will go all out to make the most of it. the sun’s move into your birth sign on the 23rd means there is no limit to what you can achieve.
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
But I'm TIRED