Ember 🏳️‍⚧️
mokou.io
Ember 🏳️‍⚧️
@mokou.io
she/her
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i respect that @seattlevoicelab.com is staying so calm about being plagiarized (probably under advice from their legal counsel).

thankfully i don’t have to do that since i’m not legally involved. a cishet man allegedly stole the labor of trans women & is passing it off as his own.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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got tricked into spending 4 hours designing MERCH for a programming language that doesn't even exist. if people want this, i will sell it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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melinoë/nemesis movie night! // #Hades2 #HadesII
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Crocs are great because if you need to look tough you just make a show of putting them into sport mode and no one will mess with you. They'll be like "damn this is serious"

This is the secret origin of Batman.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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obiwan: "padawan, the jedi code is about compersion & enthusiastic consent"

anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"

obiwan: "you hit padme??"

anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Tomorrow, the AMA is giving a platform to Dr. Oz — CMS Administrator destroying Medicare and Medicaid.

Residents can’t freely dissent or the AMA will punish them.

This isn’t “dialogue.” It’s coercion.

We wrote the position statement the AMA won’t.

Document link:
drive.proton.me/urls/9CR5SB3...
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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pretty girls named "crates.io: Successfully published" are emailing me
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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i would only vote for gavin newsom if we were electing somebody to be flung into a volcano with a trebuchet
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Women are smiling upon my dick pics, Imperial. Can you say the same?
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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the goo goo ga ga baby games company when they accidentally end up with a tense, atmospheric sci-fi series: "what if it was fucking dogshit?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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You install your very first Linux.

As the computer reboots, suddenly you begin feeling the Change. You howl in pain as your eyes expand, your hair falls out in messy tufts, your toenails extend into lethal talons.

Naked as a mole rat you shriek as you go on reddit to argue about systemd
August 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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(NOT MINE A FRIEND MADE THIS)
October 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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i dare you to repost this, motherfuckers
i dare you to save this post, motherfuckers
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM