What the hell: The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” and triggered a standoff with armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map. 🧵 1/
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My boss: Trump can get the Senate to reopen the government!
Me:
Me:
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans .
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November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My boss: Trump can get the Senate to reopen the government!
Me:
Me:
My ancestors who came here to escape religious persecution, watching me watch this like,
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My ancestors who came here to escape religious persecution, watching me watch this like,
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Really should start taking bets on how long it takes for one of my coworkers to explain Mayan bloodletting ceremonies in gory detail to each new coworker we get. She used to study Mayan archaeology, though it has no relevance to our job...😏🤷♀️
August 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Really should start taking bets on how long it takes for one of my coworkers to explain Mayan bloodletting ceremonies in gory detail to each new coworker we get. She used to study Mayan archaeology, though it has no relevance to our job...😏🤷♀️
Yep totally a coding error 🤨
This really is the darkest timeline, I say to myself for the 34,373 time, ☹️
This really is the darkest timeline, I say to myself for the 34,373 time, ☹️
Article I Sections 9 & 10 of the U.S. Constitution—which limit presidential power over tariffs and protect habeas corpus—have disappeared from Congress’s website. They claim a coding error is to blame.
Sections of the U.S. Constitution Missing from Government Website
Articles I, Sections 9 and 10 are inaccessible on Congress-run portal, raising concerns over transparency and public access.
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August 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yep totally a coding error 🤨
This really is the darkest timeline, I say to myself for the 34,373 time, ☹️
This really is the darkest timeline, I say to myself for the 34,373 time, ☹️
Today in FUCK YOU AI! - turned off autocorrect for my phone's keyboard.
Today in half-heartedly welcoming AI overlords - threw chunks of my resume into Chat GPT to see if it could improve it. Irritatingly enough - it has 🫤
Today in half-heartedly welcoming AI overlords - threw chunks of my resume into Chat GPT to see if it could improve it. Irritatingly enough - it has 🫤
July 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today in FUCK YOU AI! - turned off autocorrect for my phone's keyboard.
Today in half-heartedly welcoming AI overlords - threw chunks of my resume into Chat GPT to see if it could improve it. Irritatingly enough - it has 🫤
Today in half-heartedly welcoming AI overlords - threw chunks of my resume into Chat GPT to see if it could improve it. Irritatingly enough - it has 🫤
In 2008, a friend did special effects for an animated series set during apocalypse times.
The catalyst was the bombing of Iran nuclear facilities...🤯🫨
The catalyst was the bombing of Iran nuclear facilities...🤯🫨
🚨🚨BREAKING
TRUMP SAYS THE UNITED STATES IS NOW INVOLVED IN ISRAEL-IRAN WAR.
"We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran...Nobody does it better than the good ol’ USA."
TRUMP SAYS THE UNITED STATES IS NOW INVOLVED IN ISRAEL-IRAN WAR.
"We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran...Nobody does it better than the good ol’ USA."
June 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In 2008, a friend did special effects for an animated series set during apocalypse times.
The catalyst was the bombing of Iran nuclear facilities...🤯🫨
The catalyst was the bombing of Iran nuclear facilities...🤯🫨
RIP to an absolute icon 😔 Listened to the Barenaked Ladies song "Brian Wilson" and currently listening to Pet Sounds. One of the best albums of all time, 20/10, zero notes.
Brian Wilson, the co-creator of The Beach Boys and one of the most accomplished songwriters of his time, has died at 82
June 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
RIP to an absolute icon 😔 Listened to the Barenaked Ladies song "Brian Wilson" and currently listening to Pet Sounds. One of the best albums of all time, 20/10, zero notes.
Saw 2001 Space Odyssey yesterday; decided to have a bit of fun with Gemini AI,
June 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Saw 2001 Space Odyssey yesterday; decided to have a bit of fun with Gemini AI,
My face anytime since January that I read any news item related to the US government,
May 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My face anytime since January that I read any news item related to the US government,
Hiked with a burro today to prepare for a burro race! Explained to my burro I am renting that I hope they aren't expecting a top 3 finish....bc my goal is to finish with my burro, period!
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hiked with a burro today to prepare for a burro race! Explained to my burro I am renting that I hope they aren't expecting a top 3 finish....bc my goal is to finish with my burro, period!
Donated to a radio station I really like (Colorado Sound 105.5). I wrote a msg that I always think my Dad would've loved this station too-then I tuned in late morning to hear "Ripple" so I took that as a sign that I should donate! They read my msg on the air...NO, there's something in YOUR eye! 🥲
April 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Donated to a radio station I really like (Colorado Sound 105.5). I wrote a msg that I always think my Dad would've loved this station too-then I tuned in late morning to hear "Ripple" so I took that as a sign that I should donate! They read my msg on the air...NO, there's something in YOUR eye! 🥲
This movie was totally bonkers. I got the impression that it was supposed to be more of a horror movie with a few funny bits - however Hollywood was VERY anti-horror at this time & they got Dan Ackroyd to make it more of a comedy. A really fucking weird one!
I went almost 42 years of my life without seeing NOTHING BUT TROUBLE but that fairy tale ended last night. Now I've seen it & I can't ever unsee it & the knowledge of having seen it will cling to me like a malevolent ghost, until the sweet release of the heat death of the universe.
April 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This movie was totally bonkers. I got the impression that it was supposed to be more of a horror movie with a few funny bits - however Hollywood was VERY anti-horror at this time & they got Dan Ackroyd to make it more of a comedy. A really fucking weird one!
Some of these votes are deeply disappointing to me. That last one, from NH? I worked on her 1st campaign for NH governor when I was in HS. 😒☹️
BREAKING: The Continuing Resolution cloture motion has passed 62-38, advancing the CR to a final vote.
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:
March 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Some of these votes are deeply disappointing to me. That last one, from NH? I worked on her 1st campaign for NH governor when I was in HS. 😒☹️
Gov't might shut down, my 2nd favorite coworker is leaving for another job, constant reminders of the Gulf if Murica & Mt. Murica-Kinley...did not think the day would go downhill from 1 dog punching me in the throat & discovering a hairball in our bed that the cat horked up this morning, 😐😒
March 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Gov't might shut down, my 2nd favorite coworker is leaving for another job, constant reminders of the Gulf if Murica & Mt. Murica-Kinley...did not think the day would go downhill from 1 dog punching me in the throat & discovering a hairball in our bed that the cat horked up this morning, 😐😒
Hmmmm maybe this is what our neighbors are doing with the nails in a rotted pumpkin...no idea what the Hershey Kisses are about though...
March 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hmmmm maybe this is what our neighbors are doing with the nails in a rotted pumpkin...no idea what the Hershey Kisses are about though...
RIP to the program that once sent ALLLLLL of my email contacts a pr0n link. Random people I went to HS with, family members, my boss at the time...meeeeeemoriiieeeees!🤦♀️
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RIP to the program that once sent ALLLLLL of my email contacts a pr0n link. Random people I went to HS with, family members, my boss at the time...meeeeeemoriiieeeees!🤦♀️
A 🧵 about some adventures while helping friends look for their dog! I drove very slow looking for clues, talked to 2 sheriff's deputies, a guy on the side of the road, drove up a sketchy road to a gold mine open for tours, stopped at a guy's house near where doggy was last seen...
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A 🧵 about some adventures while helping friends look for their dog! I drove very slow looking for clues, talked to 2 sheriff's deputies, a guy on the side of the road, drove up a sketchy road to a gold mine open for tours, stopped at a guy's house near where doggy was last seen...
Go to hang out with baby goats the other day. They are cute af, that is all 🥰
February 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Go to hang out with baby goats the other day. They are cute af, that is all 🥰
Transcribed my great grandfather's journal. On Feb 2nd he made a note of Candlemas Day - did not call it Groundhog Day as many Americans would have.
"If Candlemas be fine
and clear,
There will be two winters
in one year,
But if Candlemas bring
clouds and rain,
Winter is gone and will
not come again."
🕯️Cornish Sayings, Superstition and Remedies
✍️ Kathleen Hawke (1973) 🕯️
and clear,
There will be two winters
in one year,
But if Candlemas bring
clouds and rain,
Winter is gone and will
not come again."
🕯️Cornish Sayings, Superstition and Remedies
✍️ Kathleen Hawke (1973) 🕯️
a red heart shaped candle with a single flame
Alt: a red heart shaped candle with a single flame
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February 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Transcribed my great grandfather's journal. On Feb 2nd he made a note of Candlemas Day - did not call it Groundhog Day as many Americans would have.
Why I read Handmaids Tale 1st thing after the election last year...😒
NEW: Yesterday, the Department of Transportation issued a memo that says DOT and DOT-supported programs should "give preference to communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average." www.transportation.gov/sites/dot.go...
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January 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why I read Handmaids Tale 1st thing after the election last year...😒
All federal workers and federal contractors rn,
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in a room that is on fire with the words this is fine but it really is not so much, fml.
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January 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
All federal workers and federal contractors rn,