Mock5turtle
mock5turtle.bsky.social
Mock5turtle
@mock5turtle.bsky.social
I like many things!
Me reading this post before coffee like
a yellow cartoon duck with a question mark on its head .
ALT: a yellow cartoon duck with a question mark on its head .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
*exasperated anthro major has entered the chat* Had a professor who taught a class on Neanderthals, he was always looking for hot takes like this to use as examples in class...
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I would like to be a reviewer!
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have to admit that a "why the eff...??" reply is very tempting for those sort of emails that I get pretty often...thus far I've been able to resist this impulse, and the fact that a real human may read a mean response will help me continue to resist! It's useful to get a different perspective.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Time change!! More darkness earlier.
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So true - in the UK they love their Xmas horror! Got into watching some BBC TV movies from that subgenre last year - very spooky!
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yeeeahhhh they had a post for Columbus Day too, that the people objecting to the Indigenous Day post probably didn't bother to read 🤨🤦‍♀️wtf
October 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
That is so cool, I have always wanted to go to the Winchester house!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Saw Starve Acre last night and thought of your posts. This account has given me a greater understanding of the deep & abiding love & respect for trees in the UK. Much appreciated!
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@benjobenny.bsky.social refreshing the site like,
a close up of a person pressing a hyperx key
ALT: a close up of a person pressing a hyperx key
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October 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Shared the coloring book story with my coworkers today and we all had a great laugh over it!
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yaaay - congratulations!! 🥳
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I have also seen the date as 2022 in other screenshots of this, which just adds to the weirdness...as posted by Steve Lookner on Twitter -
September 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Well TIL you can buy a "Shit Your Pants" curse from Etsy??? We really are living in interesting times 😳
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wow um....hadnt seen that N@zi youth one yet, craziness 😡
September 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Haha that is the most I ever saw him type on Twitter, when I asked something about Alice Cooper 😄 He is still on my list of people to listen to their albums!!
September 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sounds familiar! Older dog woke me up to let me know she crapped on the floor. Then needed comforting a few hours later, because, boogeyman???
August 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thought SNL wasn't airing new episodes yet,
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
As a person who is also married to a Leo - this 1000% 😏🙄 Their birthdays aren't for the weak - however...they ARE for the week (month, etc)!
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*waits for image to load*

*realizes that's the point*

I guess this is my mental state too! 😬🤦‍♀️
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM