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@benjobenny.bsky.social
Skier, #driveinmutant, sardonic chuckler.
Living in the thin air of the Colorado mountains. Not selling, promoting, or hustling.
Formerly @FilmCondensed over on the hellsite
Living in the thin air of the Colorado mountains. Not selling, promoting, or hustling.
Formerly @FilmCondensed over on the hellsite
Do we have an exhaustive list of what animals will and won't chase laser pointers? What's the state of research on this?
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Do we have an exhaustive list of what animals will and won't chase laser pointers? What's the state of research on this?
Maybe I'm a rube, don't even care, but I think Technicolor movies look amazing & we should go back to it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Maybe I'm a rube, don't even care, but I think Technicolor movies look amazing & we should go back to it.
Ya think Jack Black & Jack White ever hang out?
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ya think Jack Black & Jack White ever hang out?
Like, Beane has Daboll's #, right? If he's not on the horn with him right now, I don't even know what. Yeet Brady right into the sun.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Like, Beane has Daboll's #, right? If he's not on the horn with him right now, I don't even know what. Yeet Brady right into the sun.
Coworker: [submits data request]
Me: Hey this is actually a pretty complex ask and we're downstaffed right now due to the holiday. Just wanted you to know it's gonna take a while.
Coworker: Oh yeah totally. I just need it by Friday.
Me: Hey this is actually a pretty complex ask and we're downstaffed right now due to the holiday. Just wanted you to know it's gonna take a while.
Coworker: Oh yeah totally. I just need it by Friday.
a man is holding his head with both hands .
ALT: a man is holding his head with both hands .
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November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Coworker: [submits data request]
Me: Hey this is actually a pretty complex ask and we're downstaffed right now due to the holiday. Just wanted you to know it's gonna take a while.
Coworker: Oh yeah totally. I just need it by Friday.
Me: Hey this is actually a pretty complex ask and we're downstaffed right now due to the holiday. Just wanted you to know it's gonna take a while.
Coworker: Oh yeah totally. I just need it by Friday.
Guys, Milana Vayntrub is following me. It's totally her.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Guys, Milana Vayntrub is following me. It's totally her.
I am begging y'all to understand that squash+chiles=😃😃😃. Gonna make me some squash stuffed chiles rellenos & the world will never be the same.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I am begging y'all to understand that squash+chiles=😃😃😃. Gonna make me some squash stuffed chiles rellenos & the world will never be the same.
Is anything filmed in front of a live studio audience anymore?
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Is anything filmed in front of a live studio audience anymore?
Who's the worst sportscaster of all time and why is it Joe Buck without question? And yes, I know Tony Romo exists.
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Who's the worst sportscaster of all time and why is it Joe Buck without question? And yes, I know Tony Romo exists.
I would be neither surprised nor deterred to learn the daily dose of internet guy was an android.
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I would be neither surprised nor deterred to learn the daily dose of internet guy was an android.
When you're a kid, Saturday mornings are for cartoons. When you're an adult, they're for Hong Kong action flicks. I can't explain this but it's true.
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When you're a kid, Saturday mornings are for cartoons. When you're an adult, they're for Hong Kong action flicks. I can't explain this but it's true.
Headed to #TellurideHorror. Adrienne is very excited.
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Headed to #TellurideHorror. Adrienne is very excited.
Felt cute, might phase in & out of existence for awhile.
October 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Felt cute, might phase in & out of existence for awhile.
An excerpt from today.
Physicians: We're too busy to pull this data ourselves. Can you do it for us?
Me, since this is literally my job: Sure no prob. Here you go.
Physicians: We pulled the data ourselves and it doesn't look like yours. Did you do something wrong?
Physicians: We're too busy to pull this data ourselves. Can you do it for us?
Me, since this is literally my job: Sure no prob. Here you go.
Physicians: We pulled the data ourselves and it doesn't look like yours. Did you do something wrong?
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hair
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
An excerpt from today.
Physicians: We're too busy to pull this data ourselves. Can you do it for us?
Me, since this is literally my job: Sure no prob. Here you go.
Physicians: We pulled the data ourselves and it doesn't look like yours. Did you do something wrong?
Physicians: We're too busy to pull this data ourselves. Can you do it for us?
Me, since this is literally my job: Sure no prob. Here you go.
Physicians: We pulled the data ourselves and it doesn't look like yours. Did you do something wrong?
Astronauts imply the existence of boobtronauts
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Astronauts imply the existence of boobtronauts
I hated 28 YEARS LATER. It made no sense, it was a hot mess, it felt like a bad video game, and my only consolation is at least I didn't watch it in the theater.
September 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I hated 28 YEARS LATER. It made no sense, it was a hot mess, it felt like a bad video game, and my only consolation is at least I didn't watch it in the theater.
Actual video of me waiting for the Telluride Horror Show lineup.
Waiting Patient GIF
ALT: Waiting Patient GIF
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Actual video of me waiting for the Telluride Horror Show lineup.
Al Michaels went to ASU??! That's tremendous. Go devils.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Al Michaels went to ASU??! That's tremendous. Go devils.
I am so tired of people thinking that contorting performance data to look better is the same as actually doing the work to *be* better.
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am so tired of people thinking that contorting performance data to look better is the same as actually doing the work to *be* better.
Who or what is a k pop demon hunter?
August 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Who or what is a k pop demon hunter?
My nephew has decreed that if you get hit in the head during dodgeball, it's actually the thrower who's out. So now he just leans into everything & takes it right in the face.
two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My nephew has decreed that if you get hit in the head during dodgeball, it's actually the thrower who's out. So now he just leans into everything & takes it right in the face.
My autocorrect doesn't even know Cornholio. Man, technology is so stupid.
August 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My autocorrect doesn't even know Cornholio. Man, technology is so stupid.
If you and your buds start a band at age 13, change the name at some point. Don't be in your 40s like, "Thank you, Des Moines! I'm Joe Calabash and we are Spidertitz! Another round of applause for the opener, Vermin Beard! And come back next week - Radioactive Dog Cream will be rocking the house!"
August 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you and your buds start a band at age 13, change the name at some point. Don't be in your 40s like, "Thank you, Des Moines! I'm Joe Calabash and we are Spidertitz! Another round of applause for the opener, Vermin Beard! And come back next week - Radioactive Dog Cream will be rocking the house!"
If your otherwise shitty movie has even just one banger line, scene, effect, or indelible shot - I love that. Please please please do at least one spectacular thing with your movie.
August 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If your otherwise shitty movie has even just one banger line, scene, effect, or indelible shot - I love that. Please please please do at least one spectacular thing with your movie.
Past me really overestimates present me's ability to decipher cryptic notes he leaves about our work projects.
August 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Past me really overestimates present me's ability to decipher cryptic notes he leaves about our work projects.