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Sharpey
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Look 👀 at my red shirt. Jumped the Twitter cesspit.
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Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · Nov 15
Gazza. Just as good as Maradona.
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I bet he works in a chippy.

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June 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Visit someone’s home at Pompeii and they’ll cut off one of your hands. The locals don’t like two-wrists on their doorstep.

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June 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Managed to fatten up my chicken without too much effort.

Really podged a pullet there.

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June 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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There’s a killer on the loose in Malibu. Rum for your lives!

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June 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Local kids have graffitied NGBA all over my van and that's bang out of order.
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June 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Just bought a tasty fruit pie from Feargal Sharkey. Good tart these days is hard to find.

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June 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Bugs Bunny loves contemporary ballads. That’s all Folk! 🎶

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June 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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You broke my favourite bowl, but didn’t apologise. Totally dishrespectful.

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June 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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they should make vegetables out of pork crackling
May 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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What did the greengrocer say to his family before dinner? “Lettuce pray”.

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May 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Why couldn’t you hear the flying dinosaur going to the toilet? Because with pterodactyls, the P is silent.

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May 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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"Psssst hey... Psssssst... Quit eating my face."

-- The Polar Bear Whisperer
May 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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While in Egypt, I saw these HUGE pyramid-shaped mounds of chocolate. They are the tombs of Ferreros.

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May 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Happy Birthday to The Proclaimers. I hope you haver wonderful day.

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May 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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As Team GB became World Jenga Champions, Sir Winston Churchill offered his praise by saying, “This was their finest tower”.

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May 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Scotland’s football fans love an apple pastry pudding. Which is why they’re known as the Tarte Tatin Army.

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May 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I’ll be dressed as a KitKat on Friday. I’m going a wafer the weekend.

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May 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Bananarama are in a restaurant, when Vito Corleone walks over to their table to take their order. All of a sudden, he starts writing CIAO, GRAZIE and BUONGIORNO on a blackboard.

Robert De Niro’s waiting, chalking Italian.

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May 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Welsh David did NOT set fire to that female sheep. I’m telling the truth. Would Dai light a ewe?

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May 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Liverpool’s Steve McManaman always wore number 666 on his shirt. The Macca the beast.

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May 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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I support farming.

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May 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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My mate Thomas now identifies as a tank engine. He’s trainsexual.

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May 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar?
May 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM