M_MiracleMan
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Ranting and grumbling about Capitals Hockey
The Lucas Raymond Game
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The Lucas Raymond Game
I don't know if I've ever seen a more dominant period of hockey than what the US just pulled out there.
The goalie was visibly exhausted. An NHL goalie.
The goalie was visibly exhausted. An NHL goalie.
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I don't know if I've ever seen a more dominant period of hockey than what the US just pulled out there.
The goalie was visibly exhausted. An NHL goalie.
The goalie was visibly exhausted. An NHL goalie.
I think I'm pregnant after that goal
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I think I'm pregnant after that goal
Eddie O just called Hagel a Panther
Get him off the call. Please.
Get him off the call. Please.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Eddie O just called Hagel a Panther
Get him off the call. Please.
Get him off the call. Please.
Czech Team full of NHLers and Remember Some Guys
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Czech Team full of NHLers and Remember Some Guys
The atmosphere at this game is electric. Can only imagine what it's like in-person.
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The atmosphere at this game is electric. Can only imagine what it's like in-person.
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they want him to be The Puck Retriever And Forechecker, and Jon Cooper Knows www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
they want him to be The Puck Retriever And Forechecker, and Jon Cooper Knows www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
I hope Tom Wilson tears it up playing next to Connor McDavid and Macklin Celebrini. And I think he will.
I also hope he does something utterly stupid in the Semis or Final that catastrophically ruins Canada's chances at Gold.
I also hope he does something utterly stupid in the Semis or Final that catastrophically ruins Canada's chances at Gold.
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I hope Tom Wilson tears it up playing next to Connor McDavid and Macklin Celebrini. And I think he will.
I also hope he does something utterly stupid in the Semis or Final that catastrophically ruins Canada's chances at Gold.
I also hope he does something utterly stupid in the Semis or Final that catastrophically ruins Canada's chances at Gold.
I think there's a world where finishing 4th/5th in Group A in the Women's Hockey tables is advantageous to finishing 3rd and getting Sweden in the first round of the quarter-final matchups.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I think there's a world where finishing 4th/5th in Group A in the Women's Hockey tables is advantageous to finishing 3rd and getting Sweden in the first round of the quarter-final matchups.
Oh no. What a miss by the US in curling
Huge missed opportunity
Huge missed opportunity
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Oh no. What a miss by the US in curling
Huge missed opportunity
Huge missed opportunity
Ah damn, we lost Sonny.
RIP to #9
RIP to #9
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Ah damn, we lost Sonny.
RIP to #9
RIP to #9
There is a chance that the Capitals have had the Best Shooting Defenseman on their team each year since 2009
Green -> Carlson -> Chychrun
Green -> Carlson -> Chychrun
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
There is a chance that the Capitals have had the Best Shooting Defenseman on their team each year since 2009
Green -> Carlson -> Chychrun
Green -> Carlson -> Chychrun
Ban offside reviews
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ban offside reviews
"Chychrun's goal scoring is unsustainable due to his percentages from long range"
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
"Chychrun's goal scoring is unsustainable due to his percentages from long range"
Protas PLD Wilson already cooking
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Protas PLD Wilson already cooking
It is really interesting how no matter how much the entire NHL world tells Penguins people that the Rust hit is nothing like all the hits they claim it is that they still insist it is.
Just blatant plugging of the ears and screaming "la la la la la la" instead of, I don't know, reading the rulebook
Just blatant plugging of the ears and screaming "la la la la la la" instead of, I don't know, reading the rulebook
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It is really interesting how no matter how much the entire NHL world tells Penguins people that the Rust hit is nothing like all the hits they claim it is that they still insist it is.
Just blatant plugging of the ears and screaming "la la la la la la" instead of, I don't know, reading the rulebook
Just blatant plugging of the ears and screaming "la la la la la la" instead of, I don't know, reading the rulebook
Goal Differential will matter a lot for seeding for the non-Canada/US teams so even if the game is out of hand for who will win/lose, the score line matters a whole lot still and "limiting damage" against the US and Canada will be key.
5-1. Czechs unhappy. Feels Kirsten Simms pulled down a player for a turnover that results in Hayley Scamurra's second goal of the game. Pannek the assist
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Goal Differential will matter a lot for seeding for the non-Canada/US teams so even if the game is out of hand for who will win/lose, the score line matters a whole lot still and "limiting damage" against the US and Canada will be key.
The speed difference in USA/Czechia & France/Italy is so insane. If you can, pull them up side/side. Look like different sports almost. That gap from the top nations (including Czechia) and the rest in Womens Hockey is insane.
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The speed difference in USA/Czechia & France/Italy is so insane. If you can, pull them up side/side. Look like different sports almost. That gap from the top nations (including Czechia) and the rest in Womens Hockey is insane.
Ideal time for the Caps' PP to figure it the fuck out right now
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Ideal time for the Caps' PP to figure it the fuck out right now
Kinda impressive how unbeaten Dad Strength is in hockey
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Kinda impressive how unbeaten Dad Strength is in hockey
Capitals were absolutely flamed, and still today are, for not bringing Trotz back after the Cup win.
One of the hold ups was that Trotz wanted greater say in player acquisition.
No one will ever update their files on all of this, but oh boy did the Caps side step a big issue.
One of the hold ups was that Trotz wanted greater say in player acquisition.
No one will ever update their files on all of this, but oh boy did the Caps side step a big issue.
Great coach, bad GM. Different skillsets necessary.
Sources: Barry Trotz to step down as Nashville GM https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/barry-trotz-to-step-down-as-gm-of-predators/
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Capitals were absolutely flamed, and still today are, for not bringing Trotz back after the Cup win.
One of the hold ups was that Trotz wanted greater say in player acquisition.
No one will ever update their files on all of this, but oh boy did the Caps side step a big issue.
One of the hold ups was that Trotz wanted greater say in player acquisition.
No one will ever update their files on all of this, but oh boy did the Caps side step a big issue.
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TRUMP TODAY: There was an election in Texas? What?
TRUMP YESTERDAY:
TRUMP YESTERDAY:
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
TRUMP TODAY: There was an election in Texas? What?
TRUMP YESTERDAY:
TRUMP YESTERDAY:
Mark Lerner with a comeback for the ages in the "Best DC Sports Owner" race
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Mark Lerner with a comeback for the ages in the "Best DC Sports Owner" race
Capitals have 46/50 contracts right now
Cole Hutson signing at end of season (Patrick has hinted at this) makes this more like 47/50. Any TDL additions eat into this. Now with the recent injuries to BOTH NHL goalies, Caps may be tighter to the Max Contract limit than it seems
Cole Hutson signing at end of season (Patrick has hinted at this) makes this more like 47/50. Any TDL additions eat into this. Now with the recent injuries to BOTH NHL goalies, Caps may be tighter to the Max Contract limit than it seems
San Jose Sharks place Vincent Iorio on waivers giving Capitals opportunity to reclaim him russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/30/s...
San Jose Sharks place Vincent Iorio on waivers giving Capitals opportunity to reclaim him
Vincent Iorio could be headed back to the Hershey Bears. Friday afternoon, the San Jose Sharks placed the 23-year-old defenseman on NHL…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Capitals have 46/50 contracts right now
Cole Hutson signing at end of season (Patrick has hinted at this) makes this more like 47/50. Any TDL additions eat into this. Now with the recent injuries to BOTH NHL goalies, Caps may be tighter to the Max Contract limit than it seems
Cole Hutson signing at end of season (Patrick has hinted at this) makes this more like 47/50. Any TDL additions eat into this. Now with the recent injuries to BOTH NHL goalies, Caps may be tighter to the Max Contract limit than it seems