MJB
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MJB
@mjbuzzz.bsky.social
🪴 collector of plants and pets
🌈 queer, acespec
♀️ they/she
#UglyDogs
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Turning on the Olympic women’s figure skating short program final group
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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The 2026 native plant project is up and running!

We have 10 seed distribution stations set up all around the city, each thanks to a volunteer poster hoster.

This project was made possible by monthly donors to @skypeascientist.bsky.social and people who bought calendars from SquidFacts.net!
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Bobsled: 1; Colin Jost: 0. 😅

#WinterOlympics
February 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Here's some good news: some of the deadliest cancers are vaccine preventable.

HPV and hepatitis B vaccines protect against cervical and liver cancer.

Two vaccines. 
Millions of lives saved.
Watch the daily dose.
February 16, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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I made it out. So can you. It doesn't matter how bad it is. We love you, and we can help. 💜✨
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
February 16, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Happy Annivorcery to me ✌🏻
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can buy Veuve Clicquot
Anytime just for you
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can buy Veuve Clicquot
Anytime just for you
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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The spiders eat all the other things in my very old house. We're the last hold out of Don't Ask Don't Tell. Love is love but you have to devour your prey where I can't see it. Please 😭
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
February 16, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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some people have Muppet Show energy and some have Sesame Street energy and it’s not just about like adult content or levels of camp, but I do feel Johnny and Tara have Sesame Street energy
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Happy Annivorcery to me ✌🏻
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can buy Veuve Clicquot
Anytime just for you
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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West Philly is full of "ICE Out of West Philly" flyers and someone has erected a life-size guillotine on their front porch. In case anyone is thinking about trying to harass our neighbors.
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can buy Veuve Clicquot
Anytime just for you
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Femke Kok is the most amazing drag name I have ever heard, and belongs to some speed skater
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM