Mitchell
@mitchgr.bsky.social
If you want your ego bolstered, muscles toned, or chair upholstered…just leave everything to me.
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
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April 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
me in the national security team group chat
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Our gay children’s children will be pulling up Ari and Cynthia at the pregame. Something shifted.
March 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Our gay children’s children will be pulling up Ari and Cynthia at the pregame. Something shifted.
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
Me when I heard the overture from A Little Night Music being used for the opening credits of the Reese Witherspoon filme You Are Cordially Invited
February 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me when I heard the overture from A Little Night Music being used for the opening credits of the Reese Witherspoon filme You Are Cordially Invited
The hottest gay club in Houston is the 1:00pm Friday matinee of & Juliet.
January 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The hottest gay club in Houston is the 1:00pm Friday matinee of & Juliet.
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Don't try to change anybody. If you don't like them, be mean to them if you want; try to get them committed if that amuses you, but don't ever expect to *change* them.
—Christopher Durang, The Marriage of Bette and Boo
—Christopher Durang, The Marriage of Bette and Boo
January 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Don't try to change anybody. If you don't like them, be mean to them if you want; try to get them committed if that amuses you, but don't ever expect to *change* them.
—Christopher Durang, The Marriage of Bette and Boo
—Christopher Durang, The Marriage of Bette and Boo
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Pop music videos in the 99/00 years were so crazy like wtf why are you singing about your cheating boyfriend while flying through a completely CGI car motor like you’re Miss Frizzle and The Magic School Bus
January 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pop music videos in the 99/00 years were so crazy like wtf why are you singing about your cheating boyfriend while flying through a completely CGI car motor like you’re Miss Frizzle and The Magic School Bus
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We all needed some good news today
January 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We all needed some good news today
Disneyland at night is a lawless place.
January 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Disneyland at night is a lawless place.
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Credit scores are one of the greatest scams ever perspestrated
Seems pretty ridiculous that my credit score is impacted by *checks notes* never having any loans?
Like, sorry for paying for things.
Like, sorry for paying for things.
January 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Credit scores are one of the greatest scams ever perspestrated
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
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an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.
December 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.
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Merry Christmas Eve. 🎅🏼🎄
December 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Merry Christmas Eve. 🎅🏼🎄
I hope someone writes a book about the TikTok psychics during *these* times…
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I hope someone writes a book about the TikTok psychics during *these* times…
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Happy HoliGays from me and my very niche pop culture references and poor photoshop skills
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Happy HoliGays from me and my very niche pop culture references and poor photoshop skills
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Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
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SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!
November 29, 2024 at 5:26 PM
SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!
In this household, we’re pro-vaccines…
(it’s vaccine day for Clyde, and he’s nervous!)
(it’s vaccine day for Clyde, and he’s nervous!)
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
In this household, we’re pro-vaccines…
(it’s vaccine day for Clyde, and he’s nervous!)
(it’s vaccine day for Clyde, and he’s nervous!)
How do I make this photo my entire personality?
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
How do I make this photo my entire personality?
People of bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?
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November 16, 2024 at 3:45 PM
People of bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?
Quote share your answer in GIF form only
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Happy Friday, Blueskyers. (Blueskies? Bluers? BSers? Is there a style guide available?)
November 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Happy Friday, Blueskyers. (Blueskies? Bluers? BSers? Is there a style guide available?)
I’ve used the same bio for all my socials for AT LEAST 10 years. I’ve been misspelling “bolstered” the whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?!
a woman in a dress is making a funny face and says the whole time ?
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November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I’ve used the same bio for all my socials for AT LEAST 10 years. I’ve been misspelling “bolstered” the whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?!