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Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
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Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!

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Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
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“I don’t really keep up with politics”
Mike Johnson tells me that he hasn’t seen Trump saying in Davos “what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing”
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Played this for a friend and they described it as "like Moby's Play but for people who hate relaxing"

spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Oh great I've been exiled to the islands because I refuse to go to the EDM raves
This is the fucking future, we should have universal basic income, universal healthcare, universal housing. We should be doing art, science, and going to EDM raves
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
You had me until "Jimmy Fallon jumping in"
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"Alsace de Suisse"
Really funny stuff. Though in French, i discovered that they always call it "Swiss German" and not just German.
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:

"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".

German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 bands you've seen opening for Primus:

Blink 182
Tha Alkaholiks
The Cows
Incubus
The Aquabats
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
What are your essential Primus non singles?

For me it's

Over The Electric Grapevine
Here Come The Bastards
Is It Luck?
American Life
Welcome To This World
DMV
The Ol Diamondback Sturgeon
Del Davis Tree Farm
Intruder
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I read Maggot Brain and Rocker and I also think we could have so many priny magazines about things by like, next week. The internet could collapse and we could literally just go back to analog so fast
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Did anybody else hear the Superchunk version of Brand New Love first
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If photos of tech moguls have taught me anything, it's that nobody should be able to graduate high school without knowing what their correct t shirt size is
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Apparently in this year of our lord 2026 people are just discovering that you can turn off notifications for social media on your phone and once again I am asking why adults who self identify as millennials have spent the entire 21st century learning not to radiate desperate friendless loser energy
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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The ideal set is 38 minutes long, which takes into account time for opening remarks and 2 costume changes.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Honestly kind of disappointed this didn't kick off one of those "Describe your entire music taste in just three tracks of increasing length" but maybe I'm the only one who can pull it off
Listen again: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 12th January 2026

Playing tracks by Mudhoney, Edgar Froese and The John Handy Quintet.

@mitchberghini.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Listen again: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 12th January 2026

Playing tracks by Mudhoney, Edgar Froese and The John Handy Quintet.

@mitchberghini.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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blue tapes, a small but legendary experimental music label from the uk, has just released my latest effort as

yapping portal

they've also sprayed very kind sentiments all over the quoted thread

bluetapes.bandcamp.com/album/blue-f...
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Th' Faith Healers - Not a God [UK, Noise Rock] (1992)
https://redd.it/vsiv3z
https://youtu.be/uCVZCIooZ9o
Th' Faith Healers - Not a God [UK, Noise Rock] (1992)
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January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
MASK UP PEOPLE
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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What is a knight’s favorite fish?
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Part of me will miss Scott Adams. It’s so sick that we had an Evil Jim Davis
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Liberal white women:
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Hot (Outro) and All U Gotta Do were 2 songs that moved me from fan to head
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Hello #PortfolioDay!

I'm a cartoonist who loves designing fresh takes on fantasy characters. #TTRPG #CharacterDesign
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
And that is IT just 3 songs
Listen again: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 12th January 2026

Playing tracks by Mudhoney, Edgar Froese and The John Handy Quintet.

@mitchberghini.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM