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Hi, it's Matt Collins!
@mitchberghini.bsky.social
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Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · Nov 26
Please buy my music! I will be donating all proceeds to the phone company and my landlords!

spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
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clppng.bsky.social
“I don’t really keep up with politics”
ericmgarcia.bsky.social Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 17h
Mike Johnson tells me that he hasn’t seen Trump saying in Davos “what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing”
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Played this for a friend and they described it as "like Moby's Play but for people who hate relaxing"

spruceneedles.bandcamp.com/album/have-y...
Have You Had Enough Pain, by Spruce Needles
11 track album
spruceneedles.bandcamp.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Oh great I've been exiled to the islands because I refuse to go to the EDM raves
alousnamer.bsky.social Allison 'why is it so mad' Ousnamer🌈♿️📽 @alousnamer.bsky.social · 1d
This is the fucking future, we should have universal basic income, universal healthcare, universal housing. We should be doing art, science, and going to EDM raves
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
You had me until "Jimmy Fallon jumping in"
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
"Alsace de Suisse"
nolore.bsky.social Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 18h
Really funny stuff. Though in French, i discovered that they always call it "Swiss German" and not just German.
adamjschwarz.bsky.social Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 18h
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:

"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".

German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 bands you've seen opening for Primus:

Blink 182
Tha Alkaholiks
The Cows
Incubus
The Aquabats
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
What are your essential Primus non singles?

For me it's

Over The Electric Grapevine
Here Come The Bastards
Is It Luck?
American Life
Welcome To This World
DMV
The Ol Diamondback Sturgeon
Del Davis Tree Farm
Intruder
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
I read Maggot Brain and Rocker and I also think we could have so many priny magazines about things by like, next week. The internet could collapse and we could literally just go back to analog so fast
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Did anybody else hear the Superchunk version of Brand New Love first
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
If photos of tech moguls have taught me anything, it's that nobody should be able to graduate high school without knowing what their correct t shirt size is
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Apparently in this year of our lord 2026 people are just discovering that you can turn off notifications for social media on your phone and once again I am asking why adults who self identify as millennials have spent the entire 21st century learning not to radiate desperate friendless loser energy
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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strategictaper.bsky.social
The ideal set is 38 minutes long, which takes into account time for opening remarks and 2 costume changes.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Honestly kind of disappointed this didn't kick off one of those "Describe your entire music taste in just three tracks of increasing length" but maybe I'm the only one who can pull it off
campradio.bsky.social CAMP Radio @campradio.bsky.social · 8d
Listen again: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 12th January 2026

Playing tracks by Mudhoney, Edgar Froese and The John Handy Quintet.

@mitchberghini.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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campradio.bsky.social
Listen again: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 12th January 2026

Playing tracks by Mudhoney, Edgar Froese and The John Handy Quintet.

@mitchberghini.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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fire-toolz.bsky.social
blue tapes, a small but legendary experimental music label from the uk, has just released my latest effort as

yapping portal

they've also sprayed very kind sentiments all over the quoted thread

bluetapes.bandcamp.com/album/blue-f...
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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vintageobscura.net
Th' Faith Healers - Not a God [UK, Noise Rock] (1992)
https://redd.it/vsiv3z
https://youtu.be/uCVZCIooZ9o
Th' Faith Healers - Not a God [UK, Noise Rock] (1992)
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January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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izzyzaw.bsky.social
astounding to me how "make America great again" was referring to fascism and NOT classic refrigerators with lazy susan trays in them. Really missed the point with that slogan.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
MASK UP PEOPLE
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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tiredactor.bsky.social
What is a knight’s favorite fish?
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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srirachachau.bsky.social
Part of me will miss Scott Adams. It’s so sick that we had an Evil Jim Davis
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Liberal white women:
Kid Rock tweeting "Hey, authority" with a photo of him outside a state court flipping the bird to authority like a true American Badass
January 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
Hot (Outro) and All U Gotta Do were 2 songs that moved me from fan to head
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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brianmcl.com
Hello #PortfolioDay!

I'm a cartoonist who loves designing fresh takes on fantasy characters. #TTRPG #CharacterDesign
The spread reads Pick Three Heroes to Go On Your Adventure. There is Javen the elven druid, an Asian man in red bird-like costume with feathered cape. Coran the human priest, a black woman in yellow with glowing hand and smiling sun shield. Blade the flowerkin sneak, a short green-skinned cowl and caped female rogue with a kriss blade and bow and arrows. Zix the dragonfolk wizard, a yellow non-binary dragon person with purple wizard hat, cape and robes. Blue electricity sparks from their fingers. Lastly are Crax and Tonk the dwarven barbarian brothers, short, blue-haired peach-skinned males with orange clothes, one carrying an axe, the other a hammer. Crax's hairand beard is spiky, Tonk's hair and beard droopy and heavy. Above them all floats the Questmancer, a blue-skinned figure in a grey hooded cloak, so the only face you see is two big, cartoony eyes. They wears golden bracelets and a Q around their neck. Three rows of anti-heroes. A.Grizzly Wizard B.War Loch C. Pontuff D.Krankeku E.Alche-mist F.Pathwinder G.One-Man Bandit H.Haggoblin I.Amoozon J.Pyrite Pirate K.Assassinderella L.Delusionist M.Doppleranger N.Chimeric Cleric O.Knight Jar P. Musclegician Q.Archanoangel R.Angelficer Three rows of anti-heroes. A.Romantic Necromancer B.Swordceress C.MerDruidsa (medusa druid) D.Tabaxi Axicutioner E.Warlockpicker (warlock rogue) F.Monk Rocker G.Warforged Walock Warthog H.Rhymin' Slime G.Birdzerker H.Knightshade (spelled with a K, a shadowy knight) I.Tarot Caridnal L.Cadaver of Avarice (rich skeleton) M.WarWolf (armoured wolfman) N.MerMercenary (mermaid mercenary) O.Priest of the Deceased P.Vampire Valkyrie Q.Galdiatur (Galdiator centaur) R.Paladinosaur In the style of a dating sim, the foreground has a thin asparagus man. He flips a coin between his fingers and holds a dagger between his teeth. His ruffly white shirt has a plunging neckline, over which is worn a red vest with gold filigree, only one button done up. A brown sash is worn above dark ultramarine pants. A small brown satchel hangs at his side and a pink rose is in his hair/buds. He has a cocky smile with a jaunty raised eyebrow. Behind him is a dark purple wall and curtains that frame a gourd-shaped pillow room with red shag carpet. An aubergine man guards the room with a spear and golden loincloth. Among the pillows are a many batting eyed potato woman, a reclining sultry orange bell pepper woman, and similarly sultry carrot man. A pickle orc bard plays a lute. Beyond is a glowing fuchsia doorway with curtains flanked by two smoke producing beet braziers. A dialogue box reads, Assgrasperus: Shall we get down to business or would you care for a taste of the vegetable brothel first? with options, Business. We have a kingdom to to turn into a kingsub. Or Brothel. I prefer time with courtezans to courtiers. Or Only if you're on the menu.
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
mitchberghini.bsky.social
And that is IT just 3 songs
campradio.bsky.social CAMP Radio @campradio.bsky.social · 8d
Listen again: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 12th January 2026

Playing tracks by Mudhoney, Edgar Froese and The John Handy Quintet.

@mitchberghini.bsky.social | www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM