Mitch
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Mitch
@mitch63.bsky.social
· Dec 7
There was a fantastic tweet a while back that said after you make one billion dollars that’s it, everything you earn after that goes to social welfare programs, you get a plaque that says “I won capitalism” and when you die you get a dog park named after you. Someone will repost it hopefully
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It’s important to remember that Laura Ingraham went to Dartmouth. She’s not as stupid as she sounds. She’s just a shameless liar.
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s important to remember that Laura Ingraham went to Dartmouth. She’s not as stupid as she sounds. She’s just a shameless liar.
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the beatings, er, mentions will continue until we actually give a shit about this story? i guess?
July 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the beatings, er, mentions will continue until we actually give a shit about this story? i guess?
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FFS. Trump has done nothing but lie to you. He had the entire FBI DOJ CIA NSA and Special Investigator for four years and they found fuck all to back up Trump’s lies.
July 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
FFS. Trump has done nothing but lie to you. He had the entire FBI DOJ CIA NSA and Special Investigator for four years and they found fuck all to back up Trump’s lies.
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With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.
July 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.
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You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
July 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Need I remind everyone that "but is she black or Indian?!?!?!?" was like a month of our life last year.
It's not even creative; just the same shit.
It's not even creative; just the same shit.
July 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Need I remind everyone that "but is she black or Indian?!?!?!?" was like a month of our life last year.
It's not even creative; just the same shit.
It's not even creative; just the same shit.
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This sentence, typed in her dissent, should scare the living fuck out of everyone in this country.
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
June 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This sentence, typed in her dissent, should scare the living fuck out of everyone in this country.
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."
– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
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charlie kirk is a fucking potato.
June 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
charlie kirk is a fucking potato.
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Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets?
I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.
I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.
June 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets?
I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.
I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.
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Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.
June 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.
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RUSSIA AND UKRAINE ARE NOW IN A CEASEFIRE BECAUSE I SAID SO IN THIS TWEET.
I DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
YOUR FRIEND, TRAKEY.
I DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
YOUR FRIEND, TRAKEY.
June 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
RUSSIA AND UKRAINE ARE NOW IN A CEASEFIRE BECAUSE I SAID SO IN THIS TWEET.
I DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
YOUR FRIEND, TRAKEY.
I DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
YOUR FRIEND, TRAKEY.
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In most self coups I know, an aspiring dictator would exploit an existing crisis to give himself more power.
What's depressing about America today is that there was no crisis at all, and the economy was booming. But people suddenly decided to allow a guy to do anything he wanted, even with veterans.
What's depressing about America today is that there was no crisis at all, and the economy was booming. But people suddenly decided to allow a guy to do anything he wanted, even with veterans.
June 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In most self coups I know, an aspiring dictator would exploit an existing crisis to give himself more power.
What's depressing about America today is that there was no crisis at all, and the economy was booming. But people suddenly decided to allow a guy to do anything he wanted, even with veterans.
What's depressing about America today is that there was no crisis at all, and the economy was booming. But people suddenly decided to allow a guy to do anything he wanted, even with veterans.
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We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war.
If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
June 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war.
If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
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We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.
June 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
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Prayers for an “allergic reaction.”
But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe.
With no apology or remorse.
Fake Christian, small man.
But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe.
With no apology or remorse.
Fake Christian, small man.
June 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Prayers for an “allergic reaction.”
But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe.
With no apology or remorse.
Fake Christian, small man.
But mockery and hateful conspiracies for murder victims who aren’t in your tribe.
With no apology or remorse.
Fake Christian, small man.
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Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.
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They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.
June 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.