Mistress Aspyce
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social
Trainer of sissies and avid gamer girl.
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At the inaugural session of hopefully a new regular latex meetup!
With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat
📷: R_D_M
With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat
📷: R_D_M
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At the inaugural session of hopefully a new regular latex meetup!
With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat
📷: R_D_M
With @shinylatex.bsky.social @gummigirl.com @violetokami.bsky.social TitenSqueaky @mistressaspyce.bsky.social RubberFreak and Zencat
📷: R_D_M
Feeding my 🦎.
🦎: (munch munch) 😊
Me: Okay one mo...OOP! (Drops super worms) Crystal!
Crystal: Yes MissWOAH!
BIG Darkling beetle: Sup. 😎🪲
🐶: (Sniff sniff) 🤢
Me: Eek! Get it Doll!
Crystal: You're the one that buys beetle larva. 😑
Me: CRYSTALl! 🥺
Crystal: Nope. Your bugs. Your mess.
🦎: (munch munch) 😊
Me: Okay one mo...OOP! (Drops super worms) Crystal!
Crystal: Yes MissWOAH!
BIG Darkling beetle: Sup. 😎🪲
🐶: (Sniff sniff) 🤢
Me: Eek! Get it Doll!
Crystal: You're the one that buys beetle larva. 😑
Me: CRYSTALl! 🥺
Crystal: Nope. Your bugs. Your mess.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Feeding my 🦎.
🦎: (munch munch) 😊
Me: Okay one mo...OOP! (Drops super worms) Crystal!
Crystal: Yes MissWOAH!
BIG Darkling beetle: Sup. 😎🪲
🐶: (Sniff sniff) 🤢
Me: Eek! Get it Doll!
Crystal: You're the one that buys beetle larva. 😑
Me: CRYSTALl! 🥺
Crystal: Nope. Your bugs. Your mess.
🦎: (munch munch) 😊
Me: Okay one mo...OOP! (Drops super worms) Crystal!
Crystal: Yes MissWOAH!
BIG Darkling beetle: Sup. 😎🪲
🐶: (Sniff sniff) 🤢
Me: Eek! Get it Doll!
Crystal: You're the one that buys beetle larva. 😑
Me: CRYSTALl! 🥺
Crystal: Nope. Your bugs. Your mess.
My first-ever 3d printed 40k army is done!
1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!
1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My first-ever 3d printed 40k army is done!
1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!
1000 points of Drukhari daring Games Workshop to issue a C&D!
Nooo! Why do foodies keep taking comfort foods and... ORGANISING THEM!? Now they are going to charge $25 for a nine fry Poutine. 😩
I had this inflicted on me on tumblr and now I have to share it with my Canadian friends here because WHAT.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Nooo! Why do foodies keep taking comfort foods and... ORGANISING THEM!? Now they are going to charge $25 for a nine fry Poutine. 😩
Me: Hey! 🐶! Stop sticking your head up my butt. You have to ask the shiny person if she wants to share.
🐶: 🤔 (walks to the next room)
Me: I didn't expect him to actually do that.
Crystal (from the next room): You want to take some of the work off my plate? I'm okay with that.
Me: CRYSTAL!?
🐶: 🤔 (walks to the next room)
Me: I didn't expect him to actually do that.
Crystal (from the next room): You want to take some of the work off my plate? I'm okay with that.
Me: CRYSTAL!?
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me: Hey! 🐶! Stop sticking your head up my butt. You have to ask the shiny person if she wants to share.
🐶: 🤔 (walks to the next room)
Me: I didn't expect him to actually do that.
Crystal (from the next room): You want to take some of the work off my plate? I'm okay with that.
Me: CRYSTAL!?
🐶: 🤔 (walks to the next room)
Me: I didn't expect him to actually do that.
Crystal (from the next room): You want to take some of the work off my plate? I'm okay with that.
Me: CRYSTAL!?
Me: I still can't walk, but it's been relaxing being on all fours. Maybe I should go back to being a puppy.
Crystal: Mistress, I already feed and walk 🐶. Now you want me to take care of a second dog?
Me: Well, this dog can eat with a fork.
Crystal: I've seen your table manners. No you can't.
Crystal: Mistress, I already feed and walk 🐶. Now you want me to take care of a second dog?
Me: Well, this dog can eat with a fork.
Crystal: I've seen your table manners. No you can't.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Me: I still can't walk, but it's been relaxing being on all fours. Maybe I should go back to being a puppy.
Crystal: Mistress, I already feed and walk 🐶. Now you want me to take care of a second dog?
Me: Well, this dog can eat with a fork.
Crystal: I've seen your table manners. No you can't.
Crystal: Mistress, I already feed and walk 🐶. Now you want me to take care of a second dog?
Me: Well, this dog can eat with a fork.
Crystal: I've seen your table manners. No you can't.
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(wumpWUMPwumpwump)
...
(wumpwumpTHUDwumpwump)
Me, from the kitchen: Mistress! Are you racing 🐶 up and down the stairs?
(Long pause)
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: ... Noooo ...?
(wumpWUMPwumpwump)
...
(wumpwumpTHUDwumpwump)
Me, from the kitchen: Mistress! Are you racing 🐶 up and down the stairs?
(Long pause)
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: ... Noooo ...?
(wumpWUMPwumpwump)
Bad news: I injured my ankle and can't walk.
Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours.
Bipedal locomotion is overrated.
Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours.
Bipedal locomotion is overrated.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
(wumpWUMPwumpwump)
...
(wumpwumpTHUDwumpwump)
Me, from the kitchen: Mistress! Are you racing 🐶 up and down the stairs?
(Long pause)
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: ... Noooo ...?
(wumpWUMPwumpwump)
...
(wumpwumpTHUDwumpwump)
Me, from the kitchen: Mistress! Are you racing 🐶 up and down the stairs?
(Long pause)
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: ... Noooo ...?
(wumpWUMPwumpwump)
Bad news: I injured my ankle and can't walk.
Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours.
Bipedal locomotion is overrated.
Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours.
Bipedal locomotion is overrated.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Bad news: I injured my ankle and can't walk.
Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours.
Bipedal locomotion is overrated.
Good news: My puppy girl training is still ingrained in my muscle memory. I can even go up and down the stairs on all fours.
Bipedal locomotion is overrated.
No! Don't lewd the Pokémon. They're so innocent and nostalgic and have better lawyers than you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No! Don't lewd the Pokémon. They're so innocent and nostalgic and have better lawyers than you.
If you need support I send Support.
If you need to be heard I send Understanding.
And for those who need to be seen. I See you. You were never invisible.
You are not alone. Even if it's just me. You will always have a +1.
If you need to be heard I send Understanding.
And for those who need to be seen. I See you. You were never invisible.
You are not alone. Even if it's just me. You will always have a +1.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you need support I send Support.
If you need to be heard I send Understanding.
And for those who need to be seen. I See you. You were never invisible.
You are not alone. Even if it's just me. You will always have a +1.
If you need to be heard I send Understanding.
And for those who need to be seen. I See you. You were never invisible.
You are not alone. Even if it's just me. You will always have a +1.
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I'll never forget the idea that when people talk about a top shortage, they often mean, "person who will fuck me the way I want to be fucked."
October 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'll never forget the idea that when people talk about a top shortage, they often mean, "person who will fuck me the way I want to be fucked."
This week on a post-play party #Mistresseats, Loaded Nacho Lays.
The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho.
That made sense in my head.
The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho.
That made sense in my head.
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This week on a post-play party #Mistresseats, Loaded Nacho Lays.
The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho.
That made sense in my head.
The guacamole-flavoured Doritos were made of disappointment. If Frito-Lays can't do a nacho-flavoured nacho, maybe they can figure out a nacho-flavoured non-nacho.
That made sense in my head.
DollMaidCrystal: Then the HexDrones pressured them to stop selling the masks that kill you.
Me: That's nice. Are there a lot of HexDrones?
Crystal: You've been calling them "O-Drones."
Me: That's a hexagon? Not a fancy O? Wait, they pissed off HOW MANY O-Drones?
Crystal: All of them, Mistress.
Me: That's nice. Are there a lot of HexDrones?
Crystal: You've been calling them "O-Drones."
Me: That's a hexagon? Not a fancy O? Wait, they pissed off HOW MANY O-Drones?
Crystal: All of them, Mistress.
October 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
DollMaidCrystal: Then the HexDrones pressured them to stop selling the masks that kill you.
Me: That's nice. Are there a lot of HexDrones?
Crystal: You've been calling them "O-Drones."
Me: That's a hexagon? Not a fancy O? Wait, they pissed off HOW MANY O-Drones?
Crystal: All of them, Mistress.
Me: That's nice. Are there a lot of HexDrones?
Crystal: You've been calling them "O-Drones."
Me: That's a hexagon? Not a fancy O? Wait, they pissed off HOW MANY O-Drones?
Crystal: All of them, Mistress.
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Mistress Aspyce: First Dark Eldar printed and ready to kick your ass!
Me: Doubt it. Drukhari are a finesse army. You'll be back to playing Space Marines in three months.
Aspyce: Hey! I NEVER play Space Marines.
Me: What about...
Aspyce: Chaos Marines aren't Space Marines. They got better.
Me: Doubt it. Drukhari are a finesse army. You'll be back to playing Space Marines in three months.
Aspyce: Hey! I NEVER play Space Marines.
Me: What about...
Aspyce: Chaos Marines aren't Space Marines. They got better.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Mistress Aspyce: First Dark Eldar printed and ready to kick your ass!
Me: Doubt it. Drukhari are a finesse army. You'll be back to playing Space Marines in three months.
Aspyce: Hey! I NEVER play Space Marines.
Me: What about...
Aspyce: Chaos Marines aren't Space Marines. They got better.
Me: Doubt it. Drukhari are a finesse army. You'll be back to playing Space Marines in three months.
Aspyce: Hey! I NEVER play Space Marines.
Me: What about...
Aspyce: Chaos Marines aren't Space Marines. They got better.
Me: Crystal, check out this hentai! We need to try this position!
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social: This... this isn't physically possible.
Me: I have enough holes.
Crystal: I don't have tentacles.
Me: And with that attitude, you're never getting any!
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social: This... this isn't physically possible.
Me: I have enough holes.
Crystal: I don't have tentacles.
Me: And with that attitude, you're never getting any!
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me: Crystal, check out this hentai! We need to try this position!
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social: This... this isn't physically possible.
Me: I have enough holes.
Crystal: I don't have tentacles.
Me: And with that attitude, you're never getting any!
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social: This... this isn't physically possible.
Me: I have enough holes.
Crystal: I don't have tentacles.
Me: And with that attitude, you're never getting any!
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's THE DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!
Women only want one thing, and it's THE DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's THE DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!
Women only want one thing, and it's THE DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!
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Me: And your first 3d-printed mini is done! What next to print?
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Nothing. That was awful. This isn't worth saving a couple bucks.
Me: How much do you think your new mini cost?
Aspyce: Ten bucks? Five?
Me: 19 cents.
Aspyce: Put Reikenor the Grimhailer on the queue.
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Nothing. That was awful. This isn't worth saving a couple bucks.
Me: How much do you think your new mini cost?
Aspyce: Ten bucks? Five?
Me: 19 cents.
Aspyce: Put Reikenor the Grimhailer on the queue.
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: And your first 3d-printed mini is done! What next to print?
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Nothing. That was awful. This isn't worth saving a couple bucks.
Me: How much do you think your new mini cost?
Aspyce: Ten bucks? Five?
Me: 19 cents.
Aspyce: Put Reikenor the Grimhailer on the queue.
@mistressaspyce.bsky.social: Nothing. That was awful. This isn't worth saving a couple bucks.
Me: How much do you think your new mini cost?
Aspyce: Ten bucks? Five?
Me: 19 cents.
Aspyce: Put Reikenor the Grimhailer on the queue.
Sometimes you just want to be butch.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sometimes you just want to be butch.
Hey! That is completely wrong.
I did not drop Meal worms. I dropped Super worms which are bigger and they bite...with a vengeance .
I screamed, you safeworded, and 🐶 barked from the other side of the house.
My heroes. 🙄
I did not drop Meal worms. I dropped Super worms which are bigger and they bite...with a vengeance .
I screamed, you safeworded, and 🐶 barked from the other side of the house.
My heroes. 🙄
Just safeworded out of a cleaning task!
Mistress tripped and spilled a MASSIVE jar of mealworms meant for her bearded dragon all over the carpet. Even worse, some of them already hatched into darkling beetles, which are crawling everywhere.
SOMEONE is cleaning that up, but even I have my limits!
Mistress tripped and spilled a MASSIVE jar of mealworms meant for her bearded dragon all over the carpet. Even worse, some of them already hatched into darkling beetles, which are crawling everywhere.
SOMEONE is cleaning that up, but even I have my limits!
October 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hey! That is completely wrong.
I did not drop Meal worms. I dropped Super worms which are bigger and they bite...with a vengeance .
I screamed, you safeworded, and 🐶 barked from the other side of the house.
My heroes. 🙄
I did not drop Meal worms. I dropped Super worms which are bigger and they bite...with a vengeance .
I screamed, you safeworded, and 🐶 barked from the other side of the house.
My heroes. 🙄
I honestly thought that this edition of #Mistresseats was going to be Marsala flavoured chips, with mushrooms, sweet wine, and deliciousness. Instead, I'm tasting Masala flavoured chips, which is some kind of curry that's probably too hot for me.
I WAS FOOLED!
I WAS FOOLED!
October 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I honestly thought that this edition of #Mistresseats was going to be Marsala flavoured chips, with mushrooms, sweet wine, and deliciousness. Instead, I'm tasting Masala flavoured chips, which is some kind of curry that's probably too hot for me.
I WAS FOOLED!
I WAS FOOLED!
📱: GET OVER HERE AND LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER SAID!
Me: Seriously, gender is more fluid with my friends. I don't care what pronouns they call me.
📱: Babygirl, you respect your friends' pronouns because you respect them. If you use any/any pronouns, you're saying you don't respect yourself. 1/
Me: Seriously, gender is more fluid with my friends. I don't care what pronouns they call me.
📱: Babygirl, you respect your friends' pronouns because you respect them. If you use any/any pronouns, you're saying you don't respect yourself. 1/
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
📱: GET OVER HERE AND LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER SAID!
Me: Seriously, gender is more fluid with my friends. I don't care what pronouns they call me.
📱: Babygirl, you respect your friends' pronouns because you respect them. If you use any/any pronouns, you're saying you don't respect yourself. 1/
Me: Seriously, gender is more fluid with my friends. I don't care what pronouns they call me.
📱: Babygirl, you respect your friends' pronouns because you respect them. If you use any/any pronouns, you're saying you don't respect yourself. 1/
Post a picture of you, that's not actually you.
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Post a picture of you, that's not actually you.
My adorable @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social is sick, whether she admits it or not.
Some days being a domme means tormenting your doll until she breaks, and some days it means making sure your maid GOES TO THE DAMN DOCTOR.
Some days being a domme means tormenting your doll until she breaks, and some days it means making sure your maid GOES TO THE DAMN DOCTOR.
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My adorable @dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social is sick, whether she admits it or not.
Some days being a domme means tormenting your doll until she breaks, and some days it means making sure your maid GOES TO THE DAMN DOCTOR.
Some days being a domme means tormenting your doll until she breaks, and some days it means making sure your maid GOES TO THE DAMN DOCTOR.
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“Good morning, designers! It’s petplay week, so we’ll want to see outfits that look like they belong on the dog in Khloe Kardasshian’s purse.”
“However, all of your outfits must also be a fully functional bitchsuit. If your model can’t make it down the runway on their knees, you will be cut.”
“However, all of your outfits must also be a fully functional bitchsuit. If your model can’t make it down the runway on their knees, you will be cut.”
There needs to be a latex fetish wear reality TV competition show. Like Project Runway, but every week the challenge is a different fetish. One week, they're all doing fursuits and the next is bondage gear!
The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰
I'd watch the hell out of that!
The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰
I'd watch the hell out of that!
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“Good morning, designers! It’s petplay week, so we’ll want to see outfits that look like they belong on the dog in Khloe Kardasshian’s purse.”
“However, all of your outfits must also be a fully functional bitchsuit. If your model can’t make it down the runway on their knees, you will be cut.”
“However, all of your outfits must also be a fully functional bitchsuit. If your model can’t make it down the runway on their knees, you will be cut.”
There needs to be a latex fetish wear reality TV competition show. Like Project Runway, but every week the challenge is a different fetish. One week, they're all doing fursuits and the next is bondage gear!
The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰
I'd watch the hell out of that!
The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰
I'd watch the hell out of that!
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
There needs to be a latex fetish wear reality TV competition show. Like Project Runway, but every week the challenge is a different fetish. One week, they're all doing fursuits and the next is bondage gear!
The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰
I'd watch the hell out of that!
The winner gets a cash prize to start their own dungeon. 🥰
I'd watch the hell out of that!