Why is it called Flart?

That was a wake up call. 🫩

Without downloading new pictures describe your gender

I know right?

Thank you Sweet Pea.

Some of us need more than 5 Custodians to make an army!

I have no clue why janitorial services are so expensive in the grim dark future.

I'll never forget the idea that when people talk about a top shortage, they often mean, "person who will fuck me the way I want to be fucked."

Condolences.

Noo! Stop ruining my cold cuts!

Right now, these are the best chips ever, but I can't tell if it's because they're that good or because I crave salty junk food when I'm in post-party Top Drop.

Fuck it. These get a million stars out of 5. Next time, I promise not to do any food reviews when my brain is high on happy chemicals.

I'm not sure what black magic makes these smell like tortilla chips, because these are very clearly Sour Cream and Cheddar Lays with taco seasoning.

That's not a complaint, btw. I love Sour Cream and Cheddar Lays. Making Sour Cream and Cheddar Lays spicy and taco-y is awesome.